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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's Lighty's birthday. Happy birthday, Lighty.It's Friday, huzzah. What are you up to this weekend? It's big one for me: three nights with the nipper on the trot. Camping, lolz, the fackin lot.
Alt: DETROIT HAS GONE BANKRUPT. That's fucking mental innit
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wanderlust, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:39,
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You mean Lighty has a birthday around this timeEvery year....
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:53,
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I've only just noticedeerie coincidence.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:26,
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Also, MORNINGSummer ball tonight, but I might cancel and go to the pub in the sunshine instead.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:42,
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Happy birthday to Lighty.It's my album launch gig this weekend.
I don't know if I mentioned this or not...
Alt: For my motor city brethren: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN2VNFpiGWo
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:43,
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Best comment on thereI LIKED THIS SONG BACK IN 68 AND IT STILL ROCKS, BUT IT WAS THE WHOLE PACKAGE, NOT JUST THE GUITAR LICK. BUT IN 2013, FUCK SHITPANTS NUGENT. HE IS ALL TOUGH, BUT WHEN IT WAS HIS TIME T5O HAVE BULLE4TS WIZ BY HIS HEAD, HE SHIT HIMSELF HERE AT HOME. FUCK HIM AND FUCK HIS DENIALS. EVEN IF IT ISN'T TRUE, IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO TELL THAT STORY, NOW YOU OWN IT SHITPANTS. NO GETTING AWAY FROM IT.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:47,
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Well, Monty does, but when he's out I play it to remind myself of him.And I draw pictures of him and write poems and stuff. he's so cool.
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wanderlust, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:50,
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It's a fucking great song.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:51,
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Ted Nugert was fucking brilliant.I love his 'I lived in a shared house in Ann Arbor with the MC5 and the Stooges in the late 60s but I never did any drugs whosir mesir gosh nosir' story.
JIMMY FUCKING HILL, SHITPANTS NUGENT.
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wanderlust, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:52,
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FUCK HIM AND FUCK HIS DENIALS(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:57,
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IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO TELL THAT STORY, NOW YOU OWN IT SHITPANTS. NO GETTING AWAY FROM IT.(
wanderlust, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:59,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2020776
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:03,
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Yeah, she was working in a cocktail bar the first time.(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:07,
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i'm struggling with this, I assume it's a Human League reference...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:12,
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Morningthis made me officelol
A postman died on his rounds today after
collapsing in the extreme heat.
Reports say he might have survived but the First
Aider who found him unconscious left a card
saying 'Sorry you were out'.
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Oh really. It made you 'officelol' did it Lokesy?Did it really?
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wanderlust, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:51,
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Lighty will be 21For the second time
I'm drinking in the sun tonight, pub lunching tomorrow, fitness assessment/physio/dietician on sun, then brockwell park to recover. Hurry up and go away Friday, I have the worst job to get through this morning :((
It's a sad story but the people who are really having a shit time of it there will be the ones who suffer even more
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:48,
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No plansProbably get drunk and eat.
Alt: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBOeqKNqhA0
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:48,
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My best wishes go out to Lighty for the amazing feat of 'not dying' for another year - Happy birthday.Friday, the last day of school as the kids break up for the summer hols (round here anyway) and I'm off to Gloucester tomorrow for my nephew's birthday bash. Sunday I will be mostly building a fence.
Alt: Had to happen - their major industry's gone, less than 25% of the population pay their city taxes, there's no money coming in so bankruptcy is probably the only option.
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If it was good enough for Fred West, it's good enough for me.(
wanderlust, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:55,
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I'm amazed that song even features on your radar(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:56,
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Monty was a massive Britpop fan back in '95, drinking down at the Good Mixer in his adidas trackie top and gazelles(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:06,
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i heard he had his haircut like Liam Gallagher(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:07,
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Probs. putting the hair drier to good use(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:08,
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Monty owns 43 gazelles(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:20,
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Good job there's no stray Cheetahs round his way (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:22,
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Nah just two.A beige pair and some baby blue ones. Lavvly.
I saw some CRAZY Pumas this morning. I slightly freaked out the little Chinky who was wearing them as I sped up to get alongside him then tailed him bogging at his funky kicks.
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wanderlust, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:27,
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Puma States?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:29,
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Like white-on-red States but with a broad white collar around the ankle.Never seen their like before.
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wanderlust, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:31,
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I saw some mid top Gazelle looking things the other day I'll see if I can find a link
EDIT: Culver Vulc apparently
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:40,
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Got some blue Adidas Neo on today*headspins*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:30,
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I keep seeing people wearing some lovely green suede New Balances.I fucking want them shits, yo.
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wanderlust, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:33,
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I have a pair of formal office shoesWe are comparing footwear now aren't we?
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Tailed him bogging at his funky kicks?Is this Winchester patois?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:31,
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It's just outside Gloucester - Churchdown to be exact.I quite like Gloucester but then I've never had to live there.
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That's a little harsh, I thought he was quite good in Life On Mars.(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:56, Reply)
It's certainly no Swindon.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:00,
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Must be something in the air.Specifically - their legs.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:10,
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Well their brains won't.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:16,
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It is also K-Roney's 11th Candle dayHe better watch out that's bound to attract a lot of MOTHS
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:56,
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we should play the MA_KKROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYgame again
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:57,
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Or the rhyming thing againand lots of picture of lovely Kute Moffs
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:59,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2020788
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:13,
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glad I copied adn pasted that into my proxy!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:15,
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I hoped you would go to the effort.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:20,
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The usual indoor wanking/crying/eating combo, I should think.Alt: especially since Vanilla Ice did that documentary about it.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:58,
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There's a lot of "banter" about last nights "epic drinking" in the office, I may kill someone(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:14,
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Absinthe tastes like hairy French arse.The only notable thing about drinking absinthe is that you have to be retarded to do it. Have a nice shot of Sambuca, much nicer.
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Kroney, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:19,
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Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder!LOL!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:20,
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legally speaking (not a lawyer) but its a true law FACTYou are only allowed to hit someone with a boxfile under these circumstances. The contents of the file are not specified though.
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Oh. My. GOD.We were sooooo smashed!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:16,
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Fuck 3/7 :(www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-23367641
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:15,
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^ Teachers Pet ^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:18,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:19,
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Fucking hell, look at all those candles.What the fuck am I even doing with my life?
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Kroney, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:16,
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That's going to attract a hell of a lot of MOTHS(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:17,
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You also own a shitcardigan(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:23,
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Haha that's quit ironic "Kronos god of war" and yet he's French
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:42,
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Thankyou kind sir/madamI'm off up to Brum this weekend to have drinks bought me and be showered with gifts. Or more likely a couple of books and an "I'll get this one".
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:27,
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I spent last night taking off the paint I put on the chimney breast on Wednesday nightJOY
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:34,
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Stupid northerners more likeThey have to fill their time somehow...
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Just peeled off round the fireplaceFucking shit paint
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:50,
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Not really worth the effort of dragging yourself through the rest of this day, or indeed your dull life.Might as well end it all now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:34,
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Which floor is your office on?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:37,
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How far is your nearest tube station?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:40,
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When does your stepping end Mon....er Lusty... er...Barbie tonight, that's about it. Have fun with micro.
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Did anyone think to ask Fu Manchu how long he got sent down for?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:56,
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He's an old lag by now, a repeated offender.He'll be doing haaaaard time.
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Kroney, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:00,
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it's called scorched earth, it means that as you retreat the advancing enemy can't find food or shelter(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:04,
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Have you thought about what you are going to do when you get to St. Ives?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:12,
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WoahFunnily enough, I did have oboejean with my dinner last night
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:13,
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Well it's gonna be a 'phew wot a scorcher' so I'll probably stand outside and burn some meat Or I could just put some shorts on!!!!111!!!
Alt: I blame Omni Consumer Products. Bunch of morons.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:56,
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yeah you know me(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:59,
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I had to google that oneGlad I did as I now know, thanks to the Urban Dictionary, that OCP can also mean "Out of Control Punjabis"
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:04,
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I think they're one of the gangs from the deleted scenes of The Warriors(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:08,
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None that I know ofI have the directors cut which has a slightly longer end scene
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:11,
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They are no Turnbull AC's(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:11,
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