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It's Lighty's birthday. Happy birthday, Lighty.
It's Friday, huzzah. What are you up to this weekend? It's big one for me: three nights with the nipper on the trot. Camping, lolz, the fackin lot.

Alt: DETROIT HAS GONE BANKRUPT. That's fucking mental innit
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:39, 125 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
hardly surprising though

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:41, Reply)
You mean Lighty has a birthday around this time
Every year....
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:53, Reply)
I've only just noticed
eerie coincidence.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:26, Reply)
Also, MORNING
Summer ball tonight, but I might cancel and go to the pub in the sunshine instead.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:42, Reply)
Happy birthday to Lighty.
It's my album launch gig this weekend.
I don't know if I mentioned this or not...

Alt: For my motor city brethren: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN2VNFpiGWo
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:43, Reply)
Best comment on there
I LIKED THIS SONG BACK IN 68 AND IT STILL ROCKS, BUT IT WAS THE WHOLE PACKAGE, NOT JUST THE GUITAR LICK. BUT IN 2013, FUCK SHITPANTS NUGENT. HE IS ALL TOUGH, BUT WHEN IT WAS HIS TIME T5O HAVE BULLE4TS WIZ BY HIS HEAD, HE SHIT HIMSELF HERE AT HOME. FUCK HIM AND FUCK HIS DENIALS. EVEN IF IT ISN'T TRUE, IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO TELL THAT STORY, NOW YOU OWN IT SHITPANTS. NO GETTING AWAY FROM IT.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:47, Reply)
IN 2013, FUCK SHITPANTS NUGENT.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:49, Reply)
it's a fair point i think

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:49, Reply)
I have the 45 of that, fact fans.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:48, Reply)
Well, Monty does, but when he's out I play it to remind myself of him.
And I draw pictures of him and write poems and stuff. he's so cool.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:50, Reply)

cool bent
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:59, Reply)
It's a fucking great song.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:51, Reply)
Ted Nugert was fucking brilliant.
I love his 'I lived in a shared house in Ann Arbor with the MC5 and the Stooges in the late 60s but I never did any drugs whosir mesir gosh nosir' story.

JIMMY FUCKING HILL, SHITPANTS NUGENT.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:52, Reply)
FUCK HIM AND FUCK HIS DENIALS

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:57, Reply)
IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO TELL THAT STORY, NOW YOU OWN IT SHITPANTS. NO GETTING AWAY FROM IT.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:59, Reply)
nice sig

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:02, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2020776
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:03, Reply)
meta

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:05, Reply)
Yeah, she was working in a cocktail bar the first time.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:07, Reply)
ho HO

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:11, Reply)
i'm struggling with this, I assume it's a Human League reference...

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:12, Reply)
Morning
this made me officelol

A postman died on his rounds today after
collapsing in the extreme heat.
Reports say he might have survived but the First
Aider who found him unconscious left a card
saying 'Sorry you were out'.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:44, Reply)
Oh really. It made you 'officelol' did it Lokesy?
Did it really?
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:51, Reply)
Are you blobbing or something?

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:54, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2020756
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:11, Reply)
no.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:54, Reply)
Lighty will be 21
For the second time

I'm drinking in the sun tonight, pub lunching tomorrow, fitness assessment/physio/dietician on sun, then brockwell park to recover. Hurry up and go away Friday, I have the worst job to get through this morning :((

It's a sad story but the people who are really having a shit time of it there will be the ones who suffer even more
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:48, Reply)
No plans
Probably get drunk and eat.

Alt: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBOeqKNqhA0
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:48, Reply)
definitely clicking this

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:51, Reply)
My best wishes go out to Lighty for the amazing feat of 'not dying' for another year - Happy birthday.
Friday, the last day of school as the kids break up for the summer hols (round here anyway) and I'm off to Gloucester tomorrow for my nephew's birthday bash. Sunday I will be mostly building a fence.

Alt: Had to happen - their major industry's gone, less than 25% of the population pay their city taxes, there's no money coming in so bankruptcy is probably the only option.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:50, Reply)
Glouster is a shithole
hth
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:51, Reply)
If it was good enough for Fred West, it's good enough for me.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:55, Reply)
Dodgy'szzzzzzzzzz

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:55, Reply)
I'm amazed that song even features on your radar

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:56, Reply)
Monty was a massive Britpop fan back in '95, drinking down at the Good Mixer in his adidas trackie top and gazelles

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:06, Reply)
i heard he had his haircut like Liam Gallagher

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:07, Reply)
Probs. putting the hair drier to good use

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:08, Reply)
Superlative sig work, you two.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:08, Reply)
I fucking loved Adidas gazelles

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:14, Reply)
Monty owns 43 gazelles

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:20, Reply)
Good job there's no stray Cheetahs round his way

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:22, Reply)
The internet exit door is that way >>>

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:27, Reply)
Nah just two.
A beige pair and some baby blue ones. Lavvly.

I saw some CRAZY Pumas this morning. I slightly freaked out the little Chinky who was wearing them as I sped up to get alongside him then tailed him bogging at his funky kicks.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:27, Reply)
Puma States?

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:29, Reply)
Like white-on-red States but with a broad white collar around the ankle.
Never seen their like before.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:31, Reply)
I saw some mid top Gazelle looking things the other day
I'll see if I can find a link

EDIT: Culver Vulc apparently
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:40, Reply)
Got some blue Adidas Neo on today
*headspins*
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:30, Reply)
I keep seeing people wearing some lovely green suede New Balances.
I fucking want them shits, yo.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:33, Reply)
I have a pair of formal office shoes
We are comparing footwear now aren't we?
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:49, Reply)
Tailed him bogging at his funky kicks?
Is this Winchester patois?
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:31, Reply)
Yes.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:32, Reply)
No, it's a Prodigy single.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:33, Reply)
It's just outside Gloucester - Churchdown to be exact.
I quite like Gloucester but then I've never had to live there.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:57, Reply)
That's a little harsh, I thought he was quite good in Life On Mars.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:56, Reply)
It's certainly no Swindon.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:00, Reply)
Highest teenage pregnancy rate in the UK, fact fans.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:08, Reply)
Must be something in the air.
Specifically - their legs.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:10, Reply)
Keeps their ears warm

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:15, Reply)
Well their brains won't.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:16, Reply)
It is also K-Roney's 11th Candle day
He better watch out that's bound to attract a lot of MOTHS
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:56, Reply)
we should play the MA_KKROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY
game again
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:57, Reply)
That was well lol

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:59, Reply)
Or the rhyming thing again
and lots of picture of lovely Kute Moffs
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:59, Reply)
He's ill and moany is old kroney

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:11, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2020788
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:13, Reply)
glad I copied adn pasted that into my proxy!

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:15, Reply)
I hoped you would go to the effort.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:20, Reply)
The usual indoor wanking/crying/eating combo, I should think.
Alt: especially since Vanilla Ice did that documentary about it.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 8:58, Reply)
There's a lot of "banter" about last nights "epic drinking" in the office, I may kill someone

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:14, Reply)
TOP BANTZ, LAD

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:14, Reply)
OH MY GOD THEY DRANK 'ABSINTHE'
MENTAL!
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:15, Reply)
Absinthe tastes like hairy French arse.
The only notable thing about drinking absinthe is that you have to be retarded to do it. Have a nice shot of Sambuca, much nicer.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:19, Reply)
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder!
LOL!
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:20, Reply)
legally speaking (not a lawyer) but its a true law FACT
You are only allowed to hit someone with a boxfile under these circumstances. The contents of the file are not specified though.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:16, Reply)
Oh. My. GOD.
We were sooooo smashed!
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:16, Reply)
Fuck 3/7 :(
www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-23367641
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:15, Reply)
6/7 for me but I dont want to boast

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:17, Reply)
^ Teachers Pet ^

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:18, Reply)
*passes apple*

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:18, Reply)

apple wind
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:19, Reply)

apple blood and semen-flecked stool
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:30, Reply)
well be less rough next time

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:48, Reply)
Alright?
I'M STILL NOT ANY FUCKING BETTER
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:16, Reply)
Fucking hell, look at all those candles.
What the fuck am I even doing with my life?
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:16, Reply)
That's going to attract a hell of a lot of MOTHS

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:17, Reply)
not much if this virus finishes you off

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:18, Reply)
I OWN IT SHITPANTS

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:21, Reply)
You also own a shitcardigan

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:23, Reply)
You own a shih tzu

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:42, Reply)
Happy candles, Kronos

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:39, Reply)
Haha that's quit ironic
"Kronos god of war" and yet he's French
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:42, Reply)
Thankyou kind sir/madam
I'm off up to Brum this weekend to have drinks bought me and be showered with gifts. Or more likely a couple of books and an "I'll get this one".
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:27, Reply)
underwhelming birthdays \o/

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:28, Reply)
i am bored already

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:32, Reply)
I spent last night taking off the paint I put on the chimney breast on Wednesday night
JOY
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:34, Reply)
wrong paint?
?
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:36, Reply)
Stupid northerners more like
They have to fill their time somehow...
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:47, Reply)
Just peeled off round the fireplace
Fucking shit paint
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:50, Reply)
hur hur breast «snurk»

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:37, Reply)
Not really worth the effort of dragging yourself through the rest of this day, or indeed your dull life.
Might as well end it all now.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:34, Reply)
i havn't got the energy

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:36, Reply)
Which floor is your office on?

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:37, Reply)
3rd, but the windows don't open

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:39, Reply)
How far is your nearest tube station?

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:40, Reply)
1km

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:01, Reply)
When does your stepping end Mon....er Lusty... er...
Barbie tonight, that's about it. Have fun with micro.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:50, Reply)
about 1pm
PS ta
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:53, Reply)
Did anyone think to ask Fu Manchu how long he got sent down for?

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:56, Reply)
He's an old lag by now, a repeated offender.
He'll be doing haaaaard time.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:00, Reply)
christ, you've set fire to the page

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:02, Reply)
it's called scorched earth, it means that as you retreat the advancing enemy can't find food or shelter

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:04, Reply)
I'm the Big Man, you see.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:11, Reply)
Have you thought about what you are going to do when you get to St. Ives?

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:12, Reply)
You missed my message
b3ta.com/talk/7669464
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:52, Reply)
:D

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:58, Reply)
alright gonz

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:01, Reply)
Woah
Funnily enough, I did have oboejean with my dinner last night
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:13, Reply)
Well it's gonna be a 'phew wot a scorcher' so I'll probably stand outside and burn some meat
Or I could just put some shorts on!!!!111!!!

Alt: I blame Omni Consumer Products. Bunch of morons.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:56, Reply)
You down wit' OCP?

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:59, Reply)
yeah you know me

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 9:59, Reply)
I had to google that one
Glad I did as I now know, thanks to the Urban Dictionary, that OCP can also mean "Out of Control Punjabis"
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:04, Reply)
I think they're one of the gangs from the deleted scenes of The Warriors

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:08, Reply)
if indeed there are any deleted scenes

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:10, Reply)
None that I know of
I have the directors cut which has a slightly longer end scene
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:11, Reply)
They are no Turnbull AC's

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:11, Reply)

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