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Alright, pricks?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:12,
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HI LUSTY!!!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:12,
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Hi Da - hang on....
*looks down at self*
Well I just had the
weirdest dream!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:14,
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I had a really weird dream last night.
I was in some shopping centre where you had to take your shoes off, and then when I went to leave I couldn't find them again.
I blame a lack of alcohol last night.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:16,
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Were you on the "stinking bishop" before bo-bo time?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:17,
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Nope.
I've no idea where my mind dredged that one up from.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:18,
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jesus christ that sounds like a truly terrible euphemism
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:21,
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And blasphemy to boot
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:30,
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was it a muzza shopping centre?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:20,
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I have no recollection, only that I couldn't find my footwear
and thinking "but I have to drive home, it will be terribly uncomfortable".
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:23,
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Hang on a minute
A little while ago I had a dream where I took my sons to a shopping centre, and they made all the children take their shoes off before we went in, and stored them in a small room. Then I got cross, because I couldn't find their shoes because they were in a massive bundle on the floor.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:25,
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Hells bells.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:28,
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INORITE?
That's pretty weird.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:28,
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Do you always get cross in your dreams?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:28,
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Not always
But when I do, my temper is way shorter than it is IRL.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:29,
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Last night I dreamed I was at work
and I was shouting at everyone for being so untidy, and how I'm sick of having to pick up after them all.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:21,
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I dream of being at work every day.
/dolescum woes.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:27,
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I once dreamt an entire day at work a very mudane days work too.
And then work up and had to do an entire day at work. That sucked balls
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:34,
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DAMN YOU, BRAIN
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:35,
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The number of times I've almost been late for work
because I've been dreaming that I'm up and about and getting ready is frightening.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:40,
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Not a problem at the moment though
LOLOLOLOLOL
*sorry*
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:42,
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Indeed. Hopefully not for long, especially as I don't qualify for any fucking money.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:43,
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That always seem very shit
when people have paid taxes etc. for years and are told you cant have any of the money as your household income is too high.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:47,
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Not so much the household income
as the fact I haven't paid enough NI since April 2012 when I started working again after 10 months out of work. It sucks donkey balls though. And the wife's hours have been cut from 25 pw to 15 as of September.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:50,
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B3th has just launched her new range of interviewing techniques self-help CD
on ebay
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:50,
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I changed my FB profile pic to that of Yosser Hughes last week.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:51,
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Sounds like you more in the brown stuff than from the black stuff
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:52,
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Indeed. It's going to be a bit hairy for a while.
I'm out-Boyceing Boyce at the moment.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:56,
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Dude, you need to have a word with your missus
She's been behaving very oddly while you were stepped.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:13,
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*does 'drinkie drinkie' gesture*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:14,
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Look, I hate to be the one to break this to you mate
But I propositioned Lusty, and she said yes. I think we're probably going to move in together. Just thought you ought to know. No hard feelings.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:14,
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Except for the one in your pants.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:15,
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Well I'm only human
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:15,
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That is to say, barely human.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:16,
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ly human bottomed
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:17,
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Woah
Things just got
sexy
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:18,
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I'm sweating like a priest with a past, Tangled
The air condition is keeping me alive,
but for how long?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:20,
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Long enough, I hope
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:22,
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Good point
I just bought some more Lego. I at least want to see this built before I die.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:23,
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Well I can see the best man won.
Best of luck for the future.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:15,
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You're a good man Monty
A good man
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:15,
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yeah, but he's a fucking rubbish horse
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:18,
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I'd let him champ at MY bit!
Unless that sounds gay...does sound a bit gay?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:19,
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Nah, not in the slightest.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:20,
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Phew
I mean...just because I would like to have sexual relations (including, but not limited to, bum games) with a man, doesn't make me gay, right?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:22,
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Well I hope not, otherwise I'm a gay too!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:25,
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cunt horse, more like.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:19,
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No, yourn a bad rider
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:19,
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