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Alright, pricks?

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:12, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
HI LUSTY!!!

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:12, Reply)
Hi Da - hang on....
*looks down at self*

Well I just had the weirdest dream!
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:14, Reply)
I had a really weird dream last night.
I was in some shopping centre where you had to take your shoes off, and then when I went to leave I couldn't find them again.

I blame a lack of alcohol last night.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:16, Reply)
Were you on the "stinking bishop" before bo-bo time?

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:17, Reply)
Nope.
I've no idea where my mind dredged that one up from.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:18, Reply)
jesus christ that sounds like a truly terrible euphemism

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:21, Reply)
And blasphemy to boot

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:30, Reply)
was it a muzza shopping centre?

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:20, Reply)
I have no recollection, only that I couldn't find my footwear
and thinking "but I have to drive home, it will be terribly uncomfortable".
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:23, Reply)
Hang on a minute
A little while ago I had a dream where I took my sons to a shopping centre, and they made all the children take their shoes off before we went in, and stored them in a small room. Then I got cross, because I couldn't find their shoes because they were in a massive bundle on the floor.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:25, Reply)
Hells bells.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:28, Reply)
INORITE?
That's pretty weird.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:28, Reply)
Do you always get cross in your dreams?

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:28, Reply)
Not always
But when I do, my temper is way shorter than it is IRL.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:29, Reply)
Last night I dreamed I was at work
and I was shouting at everyone for being so untidy, and how I'm sick of having to pick up after them all.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:21, Reply)
I dream of being at work every day.
/dolescum woes.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:27, Reply)
I once dreamt an entire day at work a very mudane days work too.
And then work up and had to do an entire day at work. That sucked balls
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:34, Reply)
DAMN YOU, BRAIN

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:35, Reply)
The number of times I've almost been late for work
because I've been dreaming that I'm up and about and getting ready is frightening.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:40, Reply)
Not a problem at the moment though
LOLOLOLOLOL




*sorry*
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:42, Reply)
Indeed. Hopefully not for long, especially as I don't qualify for any fucking money.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:43, Reply)
That always seem very shit
when people have paid taxes etc. for years and are told you cant have any of the money as your household income is too high.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:47, Reply)
Not so much the household income
as the fact I haven't paid enough NI since April 2012 when I started working again after 10 months out of work. It sucks donkey balls though. And the wife's hours have been cut from 25 pw to 15 as of September.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:50, Reply)
B3th has just launched her new range of interviewing techniques self-help CD
on ebay
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:50, Reply)
I changed my FB profile pic to that of Yosser Hughes last week.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:51, Reply)
Sounds like you more in the brown stuff than from the black stuff

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Indeed. It's going to be a bit hairy for a while.
I'm out-Boyceing Boyce at the moment.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:56, Reply)
Dude, you need to have a word with your missus
She's been behaving very oddly while you were stepped.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:13, Reply)
*does 'drinkie drinkie' gesture*

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:14, Reply)
Look, I hate to be the one to break this to you mate
But I propositioned Lusty, and she said yes. I think we're probably going to move in together. Just thought you ought to know. No hard feelings.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:14, Reply)
Except for the one in your pants.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:15, Reply)
Well I'm only human

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:15, Reply)
That is to say, barely human.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:16, Reply)

ly human bottomed
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:17, Reply)
Woah
Things just got sexy
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:18, Reply)
I'm sweating like a priest with a past, Tangled
The air condition is keeping me alive, but for how long?
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:20, Reply)
Long enough, I hope

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:22, Reply)
Good point
I just bought some more Lego. I at least want to see this built before I die.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:23, Reply)
Well I can see the best man won.
Best of luck for the future.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:15, Reply)
You're a good man Monty
A good man
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:15, Reply)
yeah, but he's a fucking rubbish horse

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:18, Reply)
I'd let him champ at MY bit!
Unless that sounds gay...does sound a bit gay?
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:19, Reply)
Nah, not in the slightest.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:20, Reply)
Phew
I mean...just because I would like to have sexual relations (including, but not limited to, bum games) with a man, doesn't make me gay, right?
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:22, Reply)
Well I hope not, otherwise I'm a gay too!!!!

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:25, Reply)
cunt horse, more like.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:19, Reply)
No, yourn a bad rider

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:19, Reply)

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