Alright, pricks?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:12, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

HI LUSTY!!!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:12, Reply)

Hi Da - hang on....
*looks down at self*

Well I just had the weirdest dream!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:14, Reply)

I had a really weird dream last night.
I was in some shopping centre where you had to take your shoes off, and then when I went to leave I couldn't find them again.

I blame a lack of alcohol last night.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Were you on the "stinking bishop" before bo-bo time?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:17, Reply)

Nope.
I've no idea where my mind dredged that one up from.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:18, Reply)

jesus christ that sounds like a truly terrible euphemism

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:21, Reply)

And blasphemy to boot

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:30, Reply)

was it a muzza shopping centre?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:20, Reply)

I have no recollection, only that I couldn't find my footwear
and thinking "but I have to drive home, it will be terribly uncomfortable".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Hang on a minute
A little while ago I had a dream where I took my sons to a shopping centre, and they made all the children take their shoes off before we went in, and stored them in a small room. Then I got cross, because I couldn't find their shoes because they were in a massive bundle on the floor.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Hells bells.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:28, Reply)

INORITE?
That's pretty weird.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:28, Reply)

Do you always get cross in your dreams?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:28, Reply)

Not always
But when I do, my temper is way shorter than it is IRL.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Last night I dreamed I was at work
and I was shouting at everyone for being so untidy, and how I'm sick of having to pick up after them all.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:21, Reply)

I dream of being at work every day.
/dolescum woes.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:27, Reply)

I once dreamt an entire day at work a very mudane days work too.
And then work up and had to do an entire day at work. That sucked balls
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:34, Reply)

DAMN YOU, BRAIN

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:35, Reply)

The number of times I've almost been late for work
because I've been dreaming that I'm up and about and getting ready is frightening.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Not a problem at the moment though
LOLOLOLOLOL




*sorry*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Indeed. Hopefully not for long, especially as I don't qualify for any fucking money.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:43, Reply)

That always seem very shit
when people have paid taxes etc. for years and are told you cant have any of the money as your household income is too high.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Not so much the household income
as the fact I haven't paid enough NI since April 2012 when I started working again after 10 months out of work. It sucks donkey balls though. And the wife's hours have been cut from 25 pw to 15 as of September.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:50, Reply)

B3th has just launched her new range of interviewing techniques self-help CD
on ebay
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:50, Reply)

I changed my FB profile pic to that of Yosser Hughes last week.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:51, Reply)

Sounds like you more in the brown stuff than from the black stuff

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Indeed. It's going to be a bit hairy for a while.
I'm out-Boyceing Boyce at the moment.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Dude, you need to have a word with your missus
She's been behaving very oddly while you were stepped.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:13, Reply)

*does 'drinkie drinkie' gesture*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:14, Reply)

Look, I hate to be the one to break this to you mate
But I propositioned Lusty, and she said yes. I think we're probably going to move in together. Just thought you ought to know. No hard feelings.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:14, Reply)

Except for the one in your pants.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:15, Reply)

Well I'm only human

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:15, Reply)

That is to say, barely human.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:16, Reply)

ly human bottomed
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:17, Reply)

Woah
Things just got sexy
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:18, Reply)

I'm sweating like a priest with a past, Tangled
The air condition is keeping me alive, but for how long?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Long enough, I hope

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:22, Reply)

Good point
I just bought some more Lego. I at least want to see this built before I die.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Well I can see the best man won.
Best of luck for the future.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:15, Reply)

You're a good man Monty
A good man
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:15, Reply)

yeah, but he's a fucking rubbish horse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:18, Reply)

I'd let him champ at MY bit!
Unless that sounds gay...does sound a bit gay?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Nah, not in the slightest.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Phew
I mean...just because I would like to have sexual relations (including, but not limited to, bum games) with a man, doesn't make me gay, right?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:22, Reply)

Well I hope not, otherwise I'm a gay too!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:25, Reply)

cunt horse, more like.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:19, Reply)

No, yourn a bad rider

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:19, Reply)