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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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1. It's a NIGHT. ONE of them. Not a week. not a weekend. No-one gives even 10% of the shit you do about your poxy wedding.
Chances are they can't stand your moose of a fiancee either.
2. UK only. See above. No cunt cares - I want to be able to get home for less than £20
3. No activities that are not eating, drinking or taking drugs. This is a good rule to apply to your entire life, you tedious wanker.
4. Wakkiness of any kind whatsoever will mean the whole thing is cancelled IMMEDIATELY. Costumes, strippers - even 'drinking games'. All are shit and if you like them, I hope you get cancer.
5. Make sure it's on a date when I genuinely can't go. I cannot be fucked to make up a lie.
Top location: staying in
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:57,
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Wow this is awkward I was going to invite you on one with me, but now, well I'm not so sure
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:58,
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Ker-lick
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:59,
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All points except location are completely correct.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:59,
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this sounds as cross as someone with a wasp between their buttocks
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:59,
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You could fit a fucking huge wasp between yours.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:01,
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A whole white Anglo-saxon protestant?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:03,
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with room for a long boat
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:07,
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the "Queen Mary 2"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:09,
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now you're just being inaccurate
i have an annoyingly small arse and part of the personal trainer's job is to bulk it out so i can actually wear jeans that aren't from the teenage boy section
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:09,
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So what you're saying is, you're in the habit of getting into teenage boys' pants?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:10,
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And - just to clarify for the sake of interest - that's a BAD thing, right?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:19,
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Yes and no
given that "teenager" covers both legal and illegal ages.
Would tend towards "yes" to be on the safe side.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:22,
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Very well played sir
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:33,
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I play drinking games all the time!
Admittedly, the rules are always 'Let's see how much booze you can fit in your body', but still.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:28,
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Best of all the drinking games.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:29,
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But it's hard!
No matter how much I practise, I still need to keep trying.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:32,
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Me too. In fact, I'm going to have another try in about 20 minutes.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:33,
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Practise makes paralytic
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:35,
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The "buying a round" game's a corker too.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:30,
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I'm terrible at that game
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:32,
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it's not often I agree 100% with Monty on soothing, but this is one of those rare occasions.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:38,
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calming people down isn't one of his strong suits normally
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:57,
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