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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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1. It's a NIGHT. ONE of them. Not a week. not a weekend. No-one gives even 10% of the shit you do about your poxy wedding.
Chances are they can't stand your moose of a fiancee either.

2. UK only. See above. No cunt cares - I want to be able to get home for less than £20

3. No activities that are not eating, drinking or taking drugs. This is a good rule to apply to your entire life, you tedious wanker.

4. Wakkiness of any kind whatsoever will mean the whole thing is cancelled IMMEDIATELY. Costumes, strippers - even 'drinking games'. All are shit and if you like them, I hope you get cancer.

5. Make sure it's on a date when I genuinely can't go. I cannot be fucked to make up a lie.

Top location: staying in
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:57, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Wow this is awkward I was going to invite you on one with me, but now, well I'm not so sure

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Ker-lick

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:59, Reply)
All points except location are completely correct.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:59, Reply)
this sounds as cross as someone with a wasp between their buttocks

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 14:59, Reply)
You could fit a fucking huge wasp between yours.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:01, Reply)
A whole white Anglo-saxon protestant?

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:03, Reply)
with room for a long boat

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:07, Reply)
the "Queen Mary 2"

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:09, Reply)
now you're just being inaccurate
i have an annoyingly small arse and part of the personal trainer's job is to bulk it out so i can actually wear jeans that aren't from the teenage boy section
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:09, Reply)
So what you're saying is, you're in the habit of getting into teenage boys' pants?

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:10, Reply)
And - just to clarify for the sake of interest - that's a BAD thing, right?

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Yes and no
given that "teenager" covers both legal and illegal ages.
Would tend towards "yes" to be on the safe side.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Very well played sir

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:33, Reply)
I play drinking games all the time!
Admittedly, the rules are always 'Let's see how much booze you can fit in your body', but still.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Best of all the drinking games.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:29, Reply)
But it's hard!
No matter how much I practise, I still need to keep trying.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Me too. In fact, I'm going to have another try in about 20 minutes.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Practise makes paralytic

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:35, Reply)
The "buying a round" game's a corker too.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:30, Reply)
I'm terrible at that game

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:32, Reply)
it's not often I agree 100% with Monty on soothing, but this is one of those rare occasions.

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:38, Reply)
calming people down isn't one of his strong suits normally

(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:57, Reply)

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