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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fuck's sake, it's raining outside and its too warm for a jacket.
How's your life being ruined by AA-level problems today?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 7:08, 192 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Use an umbrella.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 7:34, Reply)
ella ella

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:05, Reply)

I am wearing jeans, but I should have chosen shorts, and now I am 1.1/2 hours from home at work. Plus I'm fucking miserable and last nights storm kept me awake. Life is futile. Jeans were a bad choice.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 7:41, Reply)
Thunderstorm started early this morning. Fucking torrential.
I am wearing shorts, the same as I have been the last few weeks. Too hot for jeans mate. I'm considering reading the Mail today, to see what levels of wank they have come out, re the kid hatching yesterday. Trouble is,I loathe the paper. A problem indeed.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 7:48, Reply)

Don't recall ever seeing as much lightning as last night.

Ah, yes, the Royal Baby. I'm hope there is plenty of media and television coverage as I'm terribly interested in what seeps out of the royal clunge.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:00, Reply)
Storm was great
I have a uncluttered view for miles from the back of the house, I must have spent about 2 hours watching the fork lightning
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:07, Reply)
Gosh me too Doctor Frog poster!
I'm hoping that the first 15 pages of every newspaper is filled with ROYAL BABY CHAT for several weeks. That would be excellent. In an ideal world those tedious crickets halfwits will win something too, then the back 15 pages can be about that, and the rest of the news can be condensed into one page.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:11, Reply)

I have so many tabs open on my browser so I am able to follow EVERY live blog and update to keep me fully informed on The Royal Baby. I hope they call it Sean or Brandon.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:13, Reply)
I was hoping for Heinrich myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:13, Reply)

Or King. So one day it would be King King.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:21, Reply)
Don't be daft, they are going to call it Dodi

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:22, Reply)
People keep talking about how much they hate people talking about it
don't they realise they are just joining in? I for one am going to continue HOMEBREW CHAT and FILM CHAT
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:22, Reply)
The only time I would be interested in what seeps from the royal clunge
Is if I was filming a cream shot
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:11, Reply)
Oh look guys, it's Aled fucking Jones.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:12, Reply)
I am walking in't air

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:41, Reply)
Royal gynaecologist.
Otherwise known as keeper of the Royal minge.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:14, Reply)
Stop moaning

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:07, Reply)

Stop a r
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:08, Reply)
Fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:09, Reply)
Bit harsh
I think someone needs a hug
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:10, Reply)
I read that as tug.
And reached for the mindbleach.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:18, Reply)
Thinking about it having a tug would probably be for the best

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:19, Reply)
the missing comma here is most unfortunate

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:37, Reply)
Not as unfortunate as your face

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:40, Reply)
yeah yeah
you carry on thinking about fellow board members having a tug, old boy
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:42, Reply)
24/8
YOUR MUM GEDDIT YOUR MUM AHAHAHA YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:11, Reply)
I had some sock woes earlier.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:16, Reply)
I too, know this pain.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:21, Reply)
This sounds interesting.
Small hole in one? Non matching? Bit too bright to match your fawn chinos? Please tell, hippy.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:21, Reply)
No he forgot the password to his Reginald Donkeyfuck account

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:22, Reply)
I'm too distressed to go into detail.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:24, Reply)
As is YM.
Hahahahahahaha. Ha.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:30, Reply)
AHAHAHAHAHA GEDDIT YOUR MUM AHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:30, Reply)
Too warm for a jacket, going to get fucking soaked later if this rain continues
Ah well, could be worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:20, Reply)
I don't have a bunch of money to flush down the bog
but I need to tone my body. I have literally no idea what to do!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:20, Reply)

Eat loads of cake and burgers. That'll do it.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:22, Reply)
Exercise...?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:23, Reply)
This house is clean

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:24, Reply)
Don't be daft!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:28, Reply)
OK then Tetsuo-style body modifications it is then.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:29, Reply)
I was talking about that film last night, great innit

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:29, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:45, Reply)
This may sound really silly.....
but you could start using your LegoTM bike to burn off some calories
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:29, Reply)
I cycle 21 miles every day. My legs are solid. Its my gut that needs work

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:43, Reply)
+n

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Ooh ooh! I have another problem. A member for 13 days and still have an L plate. Shocking, hurtful and disappointing.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:26, Reply)
I think you should write some 'screamo' lyrics about how this makes you feel.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:28, Reply)
Or perhaps a 'sadcore' triple album.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:29, Reply)

I probably will write a little something in my moleskin notebook. I'll be sure to do it at a busy coffee emporium so people can see how fucking deep I am.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:32, Reply)
That's a great idea.
Afterwards you could stand near some 'street art' and nod appreciatively at the post-ironic polidical statement it's making.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:35, Reply)

I will. I'll link you to my instragram photos of what I find. Then talk about how there are 'systems' designed to keep us in place.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:39, Reply)
Have you ever listened to any 'screamo'?
If not, good.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:46, Reply)
Of course I haven't.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:49, Reply)

I can't say that I have, although I am VERY interested in 'sadcore'. This is something I feel I must research further.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:49, Reply)
If you're really lucky Plumdozer will send you about 15000 gazzes about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:53, Reply)
and 1300 of his hamster's little shitstreaked furry face
peering desperately out of his shitstreaked furry anal fissure
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:55, Reply)
ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:55, Reply)
keyword: shitstreaked

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:59, Reply)
I gave it a click

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:03, Reply)
Post some offensive comments and get stepped.
Then that'll man you up.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:31, Reply)

Any suggestions of a topic? Mods and dogs bumholes seems popular...
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:33, Reply)
Make a giant animated gif of Rob Manuel beating his kids and post it on all boards.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:36, Reply)
King of the steppers.
You went marginally up in my estimation.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:38, Reply)
Wow, that means a lot. Thanks, brah.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:40, Reply)
Find out personal details about someone, then go on about it offensively.
It worked for hippy.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:36, Reply)
Shut up you unemployable old bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:38, Reply)
No.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:44, Reply)

Seems simple enough.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:39, Reply)
He truly is.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:41, Reply)
oh lol
mean but lol
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:45, Reply)
Sheds.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:46, Reply)
Finally got my new one assembled yesterday.
So it can rain all it likes.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:12, Reply)
alright edj

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:21, Reply)
I was planning on going into the office tomorrow
But a guy that I deeply dislike will be sitting at the vacant desk next to mine. So that's that.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:30, Reply)
Ah well, you tried.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:31, Reply)
It's all I CAN do, Monts
How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:41, Reply)
Reeeeasonable, bruv.
Last night's rain has failed to cool my office down.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:47, Reply)
Ah shame
I'm not even sure if we've had any. Difficult to tell.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:51, Reply)
Actually I am several hundred pounds over drawn this month

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:31, Reply)

drawn weight
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:33, Reply)
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*comfort eats*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:35, Reply)

Since yesterday I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:33, Reply)
Pay day on Friday, but waiting for about £600 worth of expenses to clear
Fucking process takes forever
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:36, Reply)

It's pay day every Friday.

No expenses for me, but my boss did buy me an umbrella so I'm living the dream.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:41, Reply)
Are you dole scum?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:48, Reply)
it's cq innit

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:48, Reply)
There must occasionally be some new people who aren't Al, CQ or Rory

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:50, Reply)

No, there aren't.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:52, Reply)
Which one are you then, Frogsy?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:54, Reply)

None. Although CQ seems a popular guess, strangely although I recognize the names of people on here from much lurking, CQ isn't one I recall.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:57, Reply)
You might know him as Wilf Lunn, Phileas Fogg, Foggsy, the Fogg-meister, Wilfredo - or any number of other aliases.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:00, Reply)
Kenny Foggins, Wilf I Am, Lance Armweak etc

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:01, Reply)
These are good.
Must use these more often.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:03, Reply)
Comrade Quixote
Wilf
Philleas Fogg
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Now it makes sense! I confirm I am still not him/her.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:01, Reply)
Fuck off Bert

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:03, Reply)

Which one's Bert?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:05, Reply)
Pssst, your L plates have just disappeared.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:04, Reply)

I know! I'm a real person now!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:05, Reply)
sadly I don't think this is true

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:53, Reply)
oh...why?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:55, Reply)
because CQ said it was

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:06, Reply)
You're really bad at this y'know

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:17, Reply)
er, no
i flushed you right out, because i knew that being accused of being a limp wristed leftie lithium addict would make you reveal yourself.

clearly you were never CQ because you can spell.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:23, Reply)

I was for 3 months last year. I just get paid weekly now, which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:50, Reply)
D'you think you should go and front up to your parents and let them know how you've ruined your life?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:41, Reply)
'The first thirty pounds was the hardest - but once I got into the high tens the numbers stopped meaning anything and I just went mad.
I spent £8.55 in Morrison's without batting an eyelid. I must have been mad!!!! I didn't have that £8.55 to spend but my inner Kenny Rogers just told me to gamble and gamble again with my future'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:46, Reply)
I've written them a letter, I couldn't do it face to face

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:48, Reply)
ok so we braved the plebs in cov garden last night because I wanted to go to the Nike running shop
and on the way there, they had street performers hovering in mid air. how? how?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:39, Reply)
That's an escalator.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:46, Reply)
She said cov gardens not the natural history Museum

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:48, Reply)
Touching something with their hands?
Metal bar up the sleeve. Some bloke (Dynamo?)did it on the outside of a bus going round London the othe week, he must be pretty strong.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:47, Reply)
He's lost a lot of weight from when he first made it big in 'The Running Man'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:48, Reply)
Sadly I get this :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:49, Reply)
That film is fucking brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:51, Reply)
I have always hated Arnie trufax

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:52, Reply)
Conan is great.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:55, Reply)
as is Totes Recall

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:56, Reply)
and Kindergarten cop

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:57, Reply)
It's the pain noise he does really gets on my tits, terminator is just about watchable
because he tend to keep his gob shut
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:58, Reply)
Predator is excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:58, Reply)
What's Chompy got to do with this conversation?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:59, Reply)
"Get on my chopper!"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:00, Reply)
"Cum with me if you want to live"

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:01, Reply)
Gonad more like

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:57, Reply)
I prefer Jay Leno to be honest

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:58, Reply)
one was yoda and he did have a staff
the other - I didn't see one but there probably was I guess

I wanted it to be real magic. or at least lasers :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:50, Reply)
I'd laser every single performer in Covent Garden
through their fucking skulls
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:56, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:21, Reply)

Probably using magic, spells and wicca.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:47, Reply)
I don't think any basket-weaving is involved.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:50, Reply)

Or Alan. Because he's dead.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:51, Reply)
The power of Greyskull,
How's the fitness thing going?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:51, Reply)
first real session tonight. urgh
still at least I have really beautiful shiny new Nike air trainers. or sneakers as Monty would say
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:52, Reply)

re +na
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:03, Reply)
WTN

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:04, Reply)
meh

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:06, Reply)
Has anyone heard from Battered this morning?
I'm worried about the little guy
www.telegraph.co.uk/health/10193826/People-with-epilepsy-11-times-more-likely-to-die-prematurely-study-finds.html
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:49, Reply)
in his case
strike through die

replace with ejaculate
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:50, Reply)
I er, don't know him as intimately as you do.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:51, Reply)
uh huh

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:51, Reply)
she just had a crisis thinking about it

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:53, Reply)
My not being a multi-millionaire playboy is pissing me off a bit more than usual today.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Take solace in the fact you ARE a Doctor now.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:54, Reply)
Its not all its cracked up to be, trust me

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Great news! My L plate has gone mere moments after my complaint. I think I might have some powers on here. Any requests?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:02, Reply)
Drink a pint of wee-wee with a big poo in it

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:07, Reply)
Cut one of your ears off and send it to Rob, claiming it's his ex wife's

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:08, Reply)

More likely he will think it's one of his kids as my ears are ridiculously small.

(*Awaits hilarious strike through cock joke*)
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:14, Reply)

small cock lol!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:17, Reply)

Nice work. More imaginative than I.......imagined.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:19, Reply)
Sky has just gone as black as a Vadge graphic novel
I think a storms coming
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:08, Reply)
I blame Murdoch

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:10, Reply)
I aint getting on no plane fool

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:13, Reply)
Especially not BA

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:19, Reply)
new gmail eh, exciting.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:25, Reply)
mine looks the same

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:27, Reply)
Gutted.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:28, Reply)
i deeply, truly am

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:29, Reply)
It's shit.
I switched mine back to how it was.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:30, Reply)
it was pretty shit before

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:31, Reply)
It was all a little too easy to read new emails with them all stored inconveniently in the inbox.
But they have managed to solve this now by splitting it into several inboxes.
Now I can ignore emails for days.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:35, Reply)
yessssssssssssssssssssssss

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:36, Reply)
terrible bullying of PJ here

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:30, Reply)
Could be worse.
Could get paintballed in the eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:33, Reply)

And then Speedy might turn up in a tank, not on his trademark bicycle.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:34, Reply)
I don't get this :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:35, Reply)

Byker Grove. Possibly a little specialist.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:35, Reply)
GET RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RUMBLE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:35, Reply)
i'm not your stepping stone

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:37, Reply)
?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:44, Reply)
The Flies' version of that song is a fucking classic

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:45, Reply)
William H Golding really branched out

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:45, Reply)
Ooh not heard that
You're right, it's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:49, Reply)
byker grove
pj and duncan
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:35, Reply)

Geoff-man.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:36, Reply)
SPUGGY SPUGGY SPUGGY SPUGGY SPUGGY SPUGGY SPUGGY!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:45, Reply)
Im blind im blind man

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:38, Reply)
Byker grove was shit

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Denton Burn in the house!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:40, Reply)
Burn Denton would be more pleasurable

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:45, Reply)
yes it really was
bunch of povvo northerners with impenetrable accents spending their days at a "youth centre", who gives shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:41, Reply)
That was why I didn't get the paintball Ref.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:42, Reply)
Ok, to begin with I was quite pleased for William and Kate
Now I'm utterly sick of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:39, Reply)
i am utterly ambivalent

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:40, Reply)
Yeah, but HOW ambivalent?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:42, Reply)
Oh...'utterly'
Sorry...of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:43, Reply)
Someone was on Radio 4 talking about her healthy bloodline for fucks sake.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:41, Reply)
Can you imagine what the Express looks like today?
Hells bells...imagine what it'll be like once he emerges from the the hospital.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:43, Reply)
Someone be a dear....and start a new thread

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:45, Reply)

done it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:46, Reply)
*STOMP*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:48, Reply)

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