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Well who'd have thought that BEATLES CHAT could have gone so wrong?
What will you never do again? MY MUM AHAHAH GEDDIT MY MUM!!!!!
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 7:43, 153 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
It did seem to go a tad to far

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 7:45, Reply)
Still wasn't your place to moderate it by deleting parts.

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:11, Reply)
Bit of double standards there old boy
You once asked me to delete a post because it contain personal information which I did.

The deletion I did last night was for pretty much the same reason, acid tongues on here can be funny, spitting venom is not.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:46, Reply)
Slightly different types of information in the one you refer to and last night

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:49, Reply)
I made that decision
I can't take it back, so I'll just have to live with it.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:51, Reply)
I never had you pegged as an 'Al The Deleter' HH
but you know your oats so I'm sure you had good cause and you've got the stones not to pretend you dint do it
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:54, Reply)
I'll start:
Ecstasy
Go to Southampton
Drink Red Bull
See the likes of the Treworgey Tree Fayre again
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 7:49, Reply)
What happened in Southampton?

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 7:51, Reply)
nothing specific
It's just a fucking dump
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 7:54, Reply)
Driving to work this morning was well weird
apparently we had the most rain in the Country yesterday, roads covered in about 2" of silt and mud & manhole covers open, the car was in a right mess by the time I got to work
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:07, Reply)
/AA

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:10, Reply)
/RAC

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:12, Reply)
/green flag.

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:13, Reply)
As a girl, I won't rule YM out
Bacon
Ham
Beef
Turkey
Chicken
Lamb
Pork
Venison
Ostrich
Duck
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 7:51, Reply)
Pork, lamb and duck are fucking delicious.
And venison.
And ostrich.

Chicken's alright.

The rest I'm a bit bored of. Although no-one can deny the power of bacon. Or beef. Turkey and ham - the Mehs of the meat world.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:06, Reply)
It is all rank
You can have mine
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:09, Reply)
Some ham is fucking amazing, you oaf.

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:11, Reply)
Oaf is such a good word
Sorely underused
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:12, Reply)
Ham boiled in coca cola.
That's the stuff.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:26, Reply)
Jamón ibérico is DA SHIT yo

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:35, Reply)
So on this basis you will eat
Goose
Goat
Buffalo
Pheasant
Partridge
Grouse
Woodcock
Rabbit
Hare
Horse
Escargot
Frog
Pigeon
Wild boar
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:18, Reply)

wood
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:18, Reply)
Why escargot but not grenouille?
selective Frenchism, there.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:14, Reply)
Not a big fan of ostrich or venison
Aside from that, you're a fool.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:18, Reply)
Acid.
That thing where you try to suck your own dick, only to realise you're being filmed for a reality TV programme being broadcast across the nation at prime time on a Saturday night.
Brussels Sprouts.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 7:57, Reply)
Man I fucking love acid.
In fact I'd drop some right now.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 7:59, Reply)
The penultimate trip I did was horrible - it took me about three months to come back from.
The last one wasn't good enough to justify the risk of taking it again.

Mushrooms - they're your friends.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:04, Reply)
That was me circa 1991.
Give it ten years, grow a pair and get back on that goddamn horse.

I've had stronger trips on (foreign) mushrooms than I ever have on acid and I've done idiotic things like take 8 trips in a night before, and would always take 3 unless they were super-duper strong or I didn't have the cash.

DMT is the king, though. ALL HAIL THE KING.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:10, Reply)
DMT is not even in my top 10 of rappers

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:11, Reply)

www.zazzle.co.uk/run+dmt+tshirts
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:12, Reply)
Oh dear.

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:14, Reply)
I love zazzle
Except that when I spent ages designing a plate for a friend with photos etc, the postage was more than the plate; it was about £20. UNimpressed.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:15, Reply)
That's because no carrier will pay out on a damage claim for a plate.
cf anything glass.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:16, Reply)
Where's stunned?
Fucking insurers...
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:17, Reply)
At 8.30? I'm guessing 'breakfast' in Wetherspoons

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:31, Reply)
Deep Blue Something'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:34, Reply)
Oh lol

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:34, Reply)
Oh I say.
That's really quite something. Bravo.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:16, Reply)

Marriage.
Cocaine.
Parachute jump.
Riding motorbikes.
Spirits.

In other news I am no longer banned from the NLT.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:10, Reply)
After profits halved, they had a 'rethink', no doubt.

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:12, Reply)
Ha ha. The landlord apologised to me last night via text. Must be profit related.

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:12, Reply)
What a gaylord.

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:14, Reply)
The landlord of the NLT's a bit bent too

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:14, Reply)
I see what you did there.

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:15, Reply)
To be fair, you could be called 99 things
But a gaylord Ain't one
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:18, Reply)
I thought last night's thread was excellent. Did you find it cathartic?

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:19, Reply)
Nah, same old shit innit

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:32, Reply)
Take pills at a festival
Made me feel like shit the rest of the night, and most of the next day.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:17, Reply)
because ecstasy is best consumed in a dark room with electronic music playing, you oaf
Rock gigs and rock clubnights are fucking horrible on pills.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:28, Reply)
Was speed, not ecstasy (IIRC)

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:29, Reply)
speed pills?
Double fail. Speed is shit.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:33, Reply)
I agree entirely.

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:38, Reply)
I saw the Infamous Mobb Deep at the Clapham Grand, out of my lid on MDMA blotters
following a car crash afternoon in a St John's Wood boozer with the Chemicals. It was horrendous.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:33, Reply)
yer, I once did mitsubishis at a rock night.
It wasn't much fun. Listened to jungle when I got home.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:38, Reply)
Salvia divinorum
Oh, who am I kidding....of course I'd do it again!
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:19, Reply)
He's gotta be
So Hat-so
He's gotta be
So Hat-so
He's gotta be be big and strong, and live in the Portsmouth area.


I think the last line needs some minor tweaking but other than that I'm ready to take this bitch to the studio and lay it down like a bottle of 1982 Chateau Petrus.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:22, Reply)
What about
He's gotta be big and strong, and the subject of this song
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:23, Reply)
*nods sagely*
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you - next week's No.1.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:24, Reply)
Monty Boyce, Monty Boyce
When it comes to cool he's the only choice
He struts through life without a care
Telling tales of Treworgey Fayre
Monty Boyce, Monty Boyce...Monty Boyce, Monty Boyce
Repeat to fade
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:25, Reply)
Two Hats...believing in just one mind...
Any more song lyrics containing posters names?
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:30, Reply)
Initially I was thinking 'yeah, this will be a great B side' but you know what?
I'm thinking 'double A side'.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:30, Reply)
Fucking hell this place is getting gayer than Elton John's dog.

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:31, Reply)
Shut up and touch my willy.

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:32, Reply)
Only if you push back

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:35, Reply)

Well the first time you heard my voice
you were rockin
to the rhythm Youre hands couldnt stop finger poppin
to the sound of the drum and bass that kicks
When Vaggy B on the decks, other DJs get licked.

You dont believe me? Well it aint no joke.
With him behind me, Ill never go broke
because he makes those beats sweeter than honey
we record it, and rake in the money

I got thousands of rhymes inside my mind
I hit the button on recall, theyre easy to find.
At the show, my voice booms on the P.A.
other rappers shit their pants like its judgement day.

Were the new crew that comes from nowhere
The crowd shouts out, Thank God Theyre Here!
Well capture your attention like a news flash
A spread out sound like an infectious rash
Of def-rate beats, each and every one.
Now youre rockin and boppin to the tempo of the drum.
I knew it wouldnt be long bfore you got into it
Yo B Show em how you do it.
------
Chorus:
Oh Yeah, Hes rockin Vaggy B.-
Hes a Bad Young Brother. (repeat)
------
Fresh Beats stead of Drugs Im on a natural high
The Lords my shepherd, that is why
My odds are favored to win this rap race
put your money on me, Boy, Its gonna be safe.
An investment, a long term security
this LPs like a painting by DiVinci
A masterpiece of killer cuts and rhyme;
my DJ Vaggy B is my partner in crime.
Nobody can cut quite like this man -
theres a roof off of every single jam.
Sucker Djs run, trying to escape,
but the damage is done Its just too late.

All homeboys like their beats, heartbrakes, and
cuts that rumble like earthquakes.
Fly-girls scream, then they holler
we get paid in pounds, not in dollars.
For our boss rhymes, and our beats -
you know were Londons finest Kings of the Street.
Now that I know that youre all into it
Yo B, show em how you do it.

[Extended Chorus]

Put the needle to the groove - thatll make you move
With cuts like a razor, some rough some smooth.
Raps next generation a 90s B-boy
I aint no imitation Im the real McCoy.
Comin to you live and directly
I got honors, masters, PHD and a nobel peace prize for my rap,
And Derek Bs got a grammy award for his scratch.
We dress all in black, never ever touch crack
We wear fresh, fly Addidas not Nikes, theyre wack.
Black 501s, Visacci Leather jackets,
when we do any jam, we always pack it.
Like royalty, well be around forever
like Lennon and McCartney, were perfect together.
Like an 808 bass drum, we sound real good
the beat keeps droppin, the way it should.
The twelve-hundreds are spinnin, my managers grinnin,
My Mas so proud of me now that I am winnin,
And I know that youre all well into it

[chorus]

[outro:]
Bust the Beat.
Shits dope, huh?
Alright.
Yo D - Bust it. Woo
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:39, Reply)
I mean, that's our Vaga-B in a nutshell, isn't it?

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:42, Reply)
Yeah I'm pretty pleased with how it's turned out.
It pretty much wrote itself if I'm honest.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:43, Reply)
It's no wonder Derek B killed himself
Such a shame...so much blood :(
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:49, Reply)
Poor old Derek.
He was tipped to be the first UK hip hop act to break America. Unfortunately no-one thought to check with America first before announcing this, and they (quite rightly) thought he was shit and laughed at his desperate, flailing rhymes and cod-US stylings.

Technically he would have been the 2nd anyway and Slick Rick is from Wimbledon and had topped the charts all around the world with Doug E Fresh in 1984 with their zany take on the Inspector Gadget theme, 'The Show'.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:54, Reply)
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:54, Reply)
*swoons*

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:43, Reply)

sw c
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:58, Reply)
Never seems so final, I'm not sure I can commit to that until I'm dead.

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:29, Reply)
alright tango
You should have a listen to The Sun Can't Compare by Larry Heard.

You might like it. Excellent 303s on it.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:35, Reply)
alright plu-do
Looking it up now.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:41, Reply)
Jimmy Hill are you

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:45, Reply)
No, I'm tangles

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:51, Reply)
what did you think?

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:57, Reply)
he thought 'I'm tangles'

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:57, Reply)
I didn't just think it, I went to check in the mirror as well.

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:59, Reply)
I'll have to give it another listen
It kind of passed by unnoticed.
To be fair the speakers on my monitor aren't really going to do it justice.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:04, Reply)
I'll never slag off influencial scouse pop bands again for fear of causing a total meltdown

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:44, Reply)
Yeah, what a prick

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:47, Reply)
If its quiet today I'll slag off Cast

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:49, Reply)
ha ha

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:50, Reply)
Chomp went full retard, he's been on the cusp for a long time.

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:47, Reply)
Yeah well it's all gone now

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:49, Reply)
A desparate attempt to save some face.
It hasn't worked.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:50, Reply)
Eh?

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:52, Reply)
Nakers deleted the thread, not Chompy.

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:53, Reply)
nah the thread was there last night
Chompo deleted the bits which showed him in a particularly poor light.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:56, Reply)
Dozer I deleted lots of that thread not chomps or swipe

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:03, Reply)
you turncoat

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:05, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2025515
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:07, Reply)
WTN

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:57, Reply)
Today's celebrity customer: Jeffrey Archer.

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:50, Reply)
What did he buy?

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:01, Reply)
Some of the stuff my firm sells /cagey
It's about the 5th time he's bought from me. Always to his Vauxhall gaff, never to his country pile.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:04, Reply)
Hmmmm tough one
All the drugs I have ever tried were ace so not them. Especially not acid which is awesome.

I will never ever work for my previous boss again. Even if he tripled my wage.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:01, Reply)
Abseiling - fucking stupid idea
"Team building exercises"
Beer less than 4%
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:11, Reply)
Team building can GTFO
Only corporate events that involve food and drink
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:13, Reply)
Forced entertainment = no entertainment
Almost every person in our company would have preferred £30 behind the bar and an afternoon session for team building
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:15, Reply)
cf. New Year's Eve

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:19, Reply)
^this
I've been away in the Lakes for about 5 of the last 10 New Years, sitting in a cottage with red wine and a log fire. Much better idea
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:22, Reply)
Yep, I have often taken clients to various sporting events
the whole idea is eat drink and be merry only problem is that I normally have to do the driving so no free beer for me.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:19, Reply)
Sporting events also fine
I blagged a free day at the Riverside watching Durham last summer
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:21, Reply)
+ Geoffrey
Alright Monty
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:22, Reply)
bishbashbosh

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:23, Reply)
*ladles*



*jellyspoons*
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:35, Reply)
Why on earth do people think their opinions on music are even the slightest bit relevant to another human being?
If indeed that is the reason BEATLES CHAT went so wrong.

I think I lack both the willpower and common sense not to repeat my mistakes.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:13, Reply)
"Bill Clay", you've hit the nail on the head twice in one post

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:15, Reply)
That's a longer streak than I've managed in the last ten years of DIY

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:18, Reply)
BOOOOOOSH!

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:19, Reply)
POWWWWW

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:30, Reply)
Go onto /links
And say that you like The Beatles, Star Wars and Game of Thrones. They'll lose their fucking minds.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:18, Reply)
Opinions on cats or bicycling appear to be quite serious bones of contention too.

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:20, Reply)
Also saying that one of the recently deceased posters
died of alcohol related liver failure may get your account perma-banned
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:22, Reply)
Dickheads
the lot of 'em
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:22, Reply)
Yeah
Fucking cats
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:23, Reply)
JUST DON'T MENTION BISCUITS

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:20, Reply)
Soggy or Lucky?

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:21, Reply)
They're so easily upset!
I don't get it. All of the things above (including cycling, cats and oreos) are undeniably popular. Massively so. How can things that are enjoyed my MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS of people be 'shit'? Idiots.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:22, Reply)
Maybe they are right and you are the wrong one Twoey
Have you ever thought of that?
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:25, Reply)
Impossible, I'm TH™
/ac
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:27, Reply)
Good point
Statement retracted
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:27, Reply)

Statement retracted Post deleted
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:28, Reply)
It just amazes me
I like Star Wars. I know that some people don't like Star Wars. I don't care that they don't like it, any more than they don't care that I do. CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG???
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:29, Reply)
or dead posters

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:22, Reply)
What if you mention that a dead poster will be starring in the new series of Game of Thrones?

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:23, Reply)
I think the internet stops

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:25, Reply)
Hmm
Food for thought
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:27, Reply)
BETTER THAT THAN BISCUITS FOR THOUGHT

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:32, Reply)
Crumbs

(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:33, Reply)
What went on?
I can't be arced to check back,
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:24, Reply)
Oh, they're just common topics that seem to get people riled up
Things that more than 5 people like are 'shit'.

God, look at this prick:
www.b3ta.com/links/1038537
(, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:26, Reply)

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