have a bargin on me, you're welcome
www.lyleandscott.com/

alt: will you be opting into porn, or will you go back to scowering hedgerows?

altalt: are you always "right" or can you admit when you are wrong?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:08, 143 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Lyle & Scott?
I'm not some fashion prick 3 years ago, nor am I Ronnie fucking Corbett. On these grounds I'm afraid I must tell you to shut up - and also, fuck off.

Alt: YOUR MUM PORN AHAHAHAHA EDDIT YOUR MUM AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR MUM!!!!!

Altalt: an inability either to accept responsibility for your own mistakes, and/or to apologise for them, is a massive indicator that you are a fucking prick. Like my boss.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:11, Reply)

I think the mum jokes have reached their zenith

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Oh wait, I've got one...
Ahaha...
I reached hahaha YOUR MUMS ZENITH LAST NIGHT HAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:14, Reply)

HAHAHAHAH YOUR MUM!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Do they sell anything that isn't embarassingly shit?
A cursory browse says "no".

Alt: It's already in place and is opt-out, Cameron got called on writing to ISPs asking them not to say anything when he announced it as both "new" and "opt-in"

Altalt: I can admit when I'm wrong, I suspect, it just hasn't happened yet.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:12, Reply)

The jumpers are useful :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:13, Reply)

+ to keep your shoulders warm when you're walking down the Fulham Road, ''Oakleys' on head,
ready to meet up with Guy Pelly and some other wankstains, to go to Mahikis and swap skiing stories in slightly too loud voices.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:14, Reply)

it hurts because it's true : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:15, Reply)

I actually own a L&S jumper. I'm just being a cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:20, Reply)

When are you next camping?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Every night in Soho?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Coo-ee!!!!
*minces*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:23, Reply)

dunno mush

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:21, Reply)

There are some excellent camp fire recipes at the end.
But had to include this just for the "Mongolian Yurt" bit

metro.co.uk/2013/07/24/turn-your-campfire-grub-into-a-festival-feast-with-chef-ben-tish-3894887/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:23, Reply)

Bentish?
He looks fully bent to me
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Nicely played I didn't spot that

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:26, Reply)

I saw that, and I thought 'he looks a little bit gay'.
...he's Ben Tish lolololololol
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:26, Reply)

WTHH

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:26, Reply)

:o

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:27, Reply)

NOW STEADY ON

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:31, Reply)

it's all they are good for and that was a good price, sometimes I don't why i trya nd help these people MB

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:21, Reply)

It's disgusting the way people pick on you - I say it has to stop.
Especially as you've just been in the news:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23418102
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Tautology.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:21, Reply)

goggles
lols
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:22, Reply)

hehehe

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:23, Reply)

You know, as my internal organs slowly baked on the tube this morning,
I thought "You know what I need? A jumper."
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Christ! Is that really how you dress?
It just goes to show that money can't buy style.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:13, Reply)

sigh
I might delete this thread tbh
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:19, Reply)

This is how I imagine he looks
www.lyleandscott.com/heritage-crew-neck-jumper/jumpers-&-cardigans/eagle/fcp-product/1399
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:19, Reply)

nah not even close
i01.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/605280515/2012-fashion-mens-original-PU-leather-jacket-black-long-jackets-free-shipping-dropship.jpg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:20, Reply)

ha ha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:21, Reply)

POWWWWWWW

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:23, Reply)

Leather jackets are cool.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:24, Reply)

Look at the link PU is mentioned

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:25, Reply)

yeah i googledd leatherette

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:26, Reply)

only if they are a cool shape (which that isn't) and more importantly the person in them is cool (which you are not)

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:26, Reply)

I am, and it is.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:27, Reply)

the boys down the "home brew" club disagree

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:28, Reply)

I wish there was a homebrew club.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:28, Reply)

maybe you can set up a group of high end gamers to who also do home brew
then you can racially abuse each other whilst discussing the merits of a porter over a stout and shooting aliens.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:36, Reply)

Most high end gaming abuse is about sexuality and the other players mothers.
Not very often racial.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:39, Reply)

oh...i heard it was always boys shouting cross continental abuse
no wonder monty isn't into it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:42, Reply)

You are Alfie Moon
AICMFP
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:32, Reply)

I just wrote
"...thanks I know it's difficunt" to a girl on IM
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Does Mrs Ape know you are sharing IMs with girls?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:29, Reply)

It's fine - it was only mini ape

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:31, Reply)

work innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:33, Reply)

pimps gotta pimp bro

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Well I'm not booking the one with the 'difficunt'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:41, Reply)

They won't turn off porn,
in the same way they haven't stopped torrenting or any other shit they don't like.

altalt: nah, i don't mind being wrong. unless i'm talking to woman, women are stupid and always wrong.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:26, Reply)

I'm seeing more and more torrent sites being blocked.
Which slows me down for like 0.5 seconds as I get another one.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:28, Reply)

exactly,
people will put them up faster than any government run organisation can take them down.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:29, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHA - LIKE YOUR MUM'S KNICKERS!!!! AHAHAHAHAH

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:34, Reply)

:(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:35, Reply)

:o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:42, Reply)

0<

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:47, Reply)

wakwak

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:49, Reply)

at least it's not turd brown
this is good advice for most items in life.

alt: couldn't give a fuck

altalt: i'm pretty easy going. unless it's work. then raaaaah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:27, Reply)

christ Nakers,
you buy these clothes? you're the sort of prick that gets served last at the bar in my place because i assume you're a bell end.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:28, Reply)

i assume
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:33, Reply)

It's for that exact reason that I go everywhere naked
I get served immediately. Mainly because they want me to leave.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:33, Reply)

i wish i was naked, this office is sweltering.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:34, Reply)

I'm at home
And I'm not wearing trousers!! Imagine that!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:35, Reply)

*imagines that*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:36, Reply)

Then do what you feel is natural and right
and get those Duracell knackers out, like God intended.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:36, Reply)

I agree with this
Although I would've gone with 'brass clappers'
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Is that the origin of the famous phrase?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:39, Reply)

No

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:40, Reply)

I'll bet you would!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:40, Reply)

I'm not ashamed

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:40, Reply)

this seems a little unfair
/ac
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:36, Reply)

the way you choose to dress says a lot about you,
people make snap judgements based on it and it's not always easy to change their minds. The sort of people i see regularly in polo necks and salmon trousers are monumental hooray henry types, with no sense of social etiquette and a stuck up attitude. So, i see someone in that uniform, it is safer to assume that they are going to be the same and treat them accordingly, than risk giving them the benefit of the doubt everytime and have someone be rude at me.

Although, please consider this is only at work. If i was personally introduced to someone in a social context dressed so, i would give them the time of day, because at least in a social situation, i have the oppurtunity to leave, or talk to someone else, where as at work, they are thrust upon me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:45, Reply)

i'd thrust myself upon you all day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:46, Reply)

are you a duck?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:47, Reply)

one letter out

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:48, Reply)

don't mess I'm mallard in real life

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:49, Reply)

ma du
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:50, Reply)

lard formed
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:52, Reply)

mallard a monumental hooray henry type, with no sense of social etiquette and a stuck up attitude
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:53, Reply)

citation needed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:54, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2026320
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:55, Reply)

The only thing I've been stuck up is your mum

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:57, Reply)

leave, or talk to someone else, where as at work, they are thrust upon me deck the muthafuckah outside a minicab office
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:49, Reply)

What is that, sugar?
Sorry, I'm not clicking on that. I'm supposed to be cutting down.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:33, Reply)

It's a jumpers site, sweetie-pop.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Jumpers?
There's a bloody heatwave going on, and they're punting jumpers? Hells bells....
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:36, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2026371
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Also, you have to admit when you're wrong, don't you?
People that don't/can't have something wrong with them, don't they? Some level of autism?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:36, Reply)

Yup or simply monumental denial - or genuine stupidity on a fucking colossal scale.
It screams 'weak, pathetic, tiny penis, no friends, competitive spanner' to me. But then my gf screams that to me too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:37, Reply)

and they become politicians.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:38, Reply)

*doubleseats*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Good ones I hope

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:44, Reply)

GREAT ONES

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Fucking hell, Boyce is better dressed than you.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:37, Reply)

to tha bone!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:39, Reply)

I am a sartorial delight
unlike most of this lot in their gamesworkshop t-shirts, fake leather jackets and lank pony6tails
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:39, Reply)

It's not fake.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:40, Reply)

It's not lank.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:43, Reply)

0/3
\o/
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:43, Reply)

254/6
YESSSSSSSS
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:44, Reply)

:o(
You win
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Wow, you must really hate Nakers

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:39, Reply)

I'm like a trainee Rory.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:30, Reply)

I just get a bit peeved with people who have wrong opinions, that's all.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:39, Reply)

no such thing as a "wrong" opinion

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Apart from all of yours, ever.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:43, Reply)

I am of the opinion you are an erudite, interesting, generous and generally all round wonderful human being

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:45, Reply)

I know I am but what are you????!!!!!
Hahaha - sussed!!! ssssssssssssssssssssssss
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:48, Reply)

there really, really are.
Sarah Palin spring to mind.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:46, Reply)

by it's very definition an opinion cannot be wrong
it can be ill informed, dangerous or even evil. But never wrong.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Yeah and there's no such thing as an ugly baby.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:50, Reply)

fucking is
but this doesn't detract from the fact that an opinion cannot be "wrong"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:53, Reply)

it is my opinion that the earth is actually a dodecahedron made of green jelly.
this opinion is clearly and demonstrably wrong.

The above may be deliberately silly to prove a point, but there are plenty of other opinions which are just as clearly and demonstrably wrong and none the less sincerely held by many.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:52, Reply)

the facts you portray are wrong, it's not an opinion

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:53, Reply)

An opinion is a statement of that which one believes to be true.
if one believes incorrectly the opinion is wrong. feel free to offer a better definition of the word opinion that fits your ludicrous claim.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:56, Reply)

the facts that the opnion are based on may be wrong, but the person's belief in them cannot be wrong per se as it is a belief or opinion

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:58, Reply)

If you believe in something that isn't true, then your belief, however sincere, was wrong and if you cannot admit this you have issues. I have had many wrong opinions in the past and I probably still do, the fact that I do not know it yet does not make me right.

it's really so simple a child could understand it, so I shall assume you are just trolling as even an advertising cunt can't be that thick. remind me not to try to have a serious conversation with you again.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:04, Reply)

might be lithium time old bean

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:05, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=S9MjWBInGZ0&t=11
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Opinion
noun
view or judgement formed about something, not necessarily based on fact or knowledge

Latin, from the stem of opinari 'think, believe'
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:01, Reply)

YEAH BOIEEEEEE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:03, Reply)

and nowhere in that does is say that views, judgements, thoughts or beliefs cannot be wrong.
in fact they frequently are as any fool knows.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Another case of a word not meaning what you think it means.

( Kroney, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)

I am quite happy with Tangles stated definition.
I just don't see how it contradicts my point, although feel free to argue otherwise.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:09, Reply)

dear god, you're really not trying to change anyone's opinion of you for the better, are you?
Alt: I can't imagine it being any harder to find than Pirate bay is. and my ISP already 'blocks' that.

AltAlt: usually, but I can admit it if I'm not, eventually.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:46, Reply)

I am what I am CQ, I though you of all people would understand that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:54, Reply)

understand, maybe, respect, hardly.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:56, Reply)

So you do respect me a little bit?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:58, Reply)

for that I'd need to believe an original or intelligent thought had ever entered your head.
something your ever post seems intent on making impossible.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)

+y

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:11, Reply)

CQ, I though you of all people would understand that I'm Popeye the sailor man
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)

I live in a caravan

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:10, Reply)

Finally! a ray of sense.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:10, Reply)

I'm of the 'opinion' that CQ is great value.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:12, Reply)

Well, you clearly cannot be wrong.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:15, Reply)

well of course not.
I educate myself by reading Polly Toynbee's articles on the Guardian website. While I'm meant to be working.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Gosh.
I am in awe.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:19, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=d73tiBBzvFM
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:14, Reply)

FUCK I HATE THAT FUCKING SONG

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:15, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA52uNzx7Y4
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:15, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRvGZffXhfk
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:15, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mGBaXPlri8
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:16, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsMUQK4jdsQ
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 15:17, Reply)