I'm at Lords for a 20-20 match
Duck
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 20:02, 56 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Drink by any chance?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 20:07, Reply)

fucking phone cunt bitchwhore

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 20:11, Reply)

halfway through writing it keeps submitting

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 20:12, Reply)

or selecting all I've written
So the next word overwrites it. I gave up.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 20:13, Reply)

Well it's working when you're profane. That's an excellent start.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 20:16, Reply)

corporate booze budget though

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 20:17, Reply)

Read that as corporate booze midget and immediately thought of Battered.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 20:36, Reply)

Brand new phone shop tonight!! Fucking get in :D

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 20:09, Reply)

I love that show.
When is Little Gary due out?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 20:26, Reply)

ahh, the other person who likes that.
pleased to meet you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 20:27, Reply)

Nu man!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 20:28, Reply)

When and on what channel, please?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 20:29, Reply)

Channel 4, 10 pm
Episode one is available online (it's called Doctor Who and sets the scene well).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 20:32, Reply)

Cheers, Jeff.

Watch those Russian undies, BTW.

Don't know any jokes!! Ha!
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 20:35, Reply)

Worth watching the first Phone shop.
Most people think it's shit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 20:36, Reply)

Sometimes most people are right. Often they're complete fuckin' eejits. See elections.

I'll have a look and see.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 20:40, Reply)

I think it helps if you know/have known people like the ones in it.
I worked retail in croydon many years ago, it's eerily accurate.

also Raz Prince is Dozer.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 20:44, Reply)

Elite SELLIN' crew

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 20:45, Reply)

"it's like fisting, innit. You think you're going to like it, then spend the next two days bleaching the sheets."
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:14, Reply)

You watching it or just finding quotes?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:18, Reply)

Watching on catch up. Some great quotes but I'll stop now.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:20, Reply)

E4 not Channel 4.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:02, Reply)

Got it.

Porn site - "hot guys with lazy eyes."

"I used to love being an escort before I lost my arsehole."
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:04, Reply)

Was that Wheelchair Dave

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:18, Reply)

Yeah
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:20, Reply)

An energy drink for the Rasta's "Dread Bull.... It gives you tings fam"

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:38, Reply)

Aye, that sort of thing.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:39, Reply)

Great stuff, watched Lancs hammer Yorks
last night. Up the Lightnings!
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 20:17, Reply)

Fore!
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 20:25, Reply)

Chicken Thursday, moist

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 20:57, Reply)

I'm at work
But I've just been bought a glass of champagne, so it's not as bad as it could have been.
( wanderlust, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:25, Reply)

You old lush.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:26, Reply)

less of the old thank you.

( wanderlust, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:34, Reply)

Sorry.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:41, Reply)

Lovely sunny evening with pubs all over London
And I spent an hour of it lifting weights in the gym and then shopping for shit like benecol and fresh fruit. Gah!

Also my personal trainer looks so much like apple bite. Proper doppelgänger!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:28, Reply)

Core blimey.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:33, Reply)

Well to be fair I never met apple bite
But she looks exactly like her photographs
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:35, Reply)

How long are you signed up for the extreme training plan?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:36, Reply)

Until the "burgundy" disappears, probably.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:38, Reply)

It's 24 seasons across 8 weeks
My dad has v generously offered to pay, which is amazingly kind, so I can afford a second set if I am happy with the results. After 16 weeks of it, I will then be good to carry on by myself, but might have a top up with the PT every 2-3 weeks just to keep motivated! That's the plan anyway....... We'll see...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:42, Reply)

That is like watching the entire works of Jack Bauer and some.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:47, Reply)

Yep
Feels good though, if exceptionally sore tonight!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:48, Reply)

Have a beer.
It'll relax you.

^Pure science at work there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:49, Reply)

I have fat free yoghurt and a banana instead :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:51, Reply)

24 seasons over eight weeks seems like a particularly cruel puppy farm.

Won't anybody think of the puppies?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:51, Reply)

I like puppies

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 22:03, Reply)

Ha!
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 22:05, Reply)

crickets shit

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:31, Reply)

What, all of them?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:41, Reply)

SSG doesn't like insects.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:42, Reply)

Leg rubbin' fuckers, to quote somebody from the other day.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:44, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:56, Reply)

Ssh! Phoneshop is just starting.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 21:59, Reply)

Worst episode of Phoneshop ever.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 22:30, Reply)

Gay cunts.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 23:20, Reply)

Evening
I am back from the cricket. My fucking phone was playing silly buggers, I had a long post describing the whole jolly but it fucking lost it. Basically went from work, drank many beers on the corporate dime while cricket happened in the background, surrey did their 20 overs pretty well, Middlesex had a batting collapse and lost by 80 something runs. Then we went to 2 more pubs and then I came home. The end.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 0:00, Reply)