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www.newstatesman.com/voices/2013/07/why-i-willingly-handed-over-my-credit-card-and-pin-fraudsterEver been defrauded?
Alt: Ever conned someone?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:02,
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I once conned my brother out of a chocolate bar
does that count?
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Peej, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:05,
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I conned YM in to letting me do her up the dirtbox.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:06,
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Jokes on you, she'd have done it anyway
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:09,
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I done an invention based on somethin I saw on the telly....
El' Mess-ican: A crispy corn tortilla filled with arberetta sauce, emmingtile cheese, fried egg, crΓ©me fresh and chorizo.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:13,
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Fucking hell.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:14,
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It's almost a parody of a gonz food post
if he'd sprinkled it with hundreds and thowsands it would have been perfect.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:16,
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Fried egg & creme fresh? *boke*.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:18,
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It's actually really fucking nice.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:17,
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To be fair, it's basicly a Huevos Rancheros.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:18,
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To be fair, all those opiates have fucked your taste buds and your judgement.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:19,
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And YM.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:21,
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now, normally YM jokes leave me stone cold
but this one, this one was quite good
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:22,
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I leave Battered's Mum stone cold.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:23,
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You taste more with your nose than your tastebuds, IF YOU KNOW WHAT IM IMPLYING.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:23,
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are you implying that his nose is so big and bent that it covers his mouth?
i think that's what you are implying
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:24,
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Antisemite.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:28,
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+ Sam
Hitler's version of Bugs Bunny clearly encroached copyrights
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:02,
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Hah
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:11,
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I literally had no idea what arberetta sauce was so I typed it into google
it must know you, as it said "do you mean
arrabiata sauce"
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:18,
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gonz types phonetically
haven't you worked this out yet? think oboejeans.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:22,
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The worst of all the woodwind trousers.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:23,
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as opposed to what, slack flutes?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:23,
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Swipey, I have you down as a fan of the trouser trumpet
May I call 'Zing'?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:31,
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some would say that it's my job
they'd be WRONG, but they'd say it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:15,
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I wouldn't say that and neither would you
unless it was in a thick Northern accent.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:18,
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no, but you and i know how shit goes down
you know.
we KNOW.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:21,
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Know it?
I fucking wrote it!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:22,
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across your forehead and top lip, using the tip of your little finger
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:23,
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Alt: every employer I've had.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:15,
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Rubbish.
No.
Everyday.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:17,
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no
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:20,
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Funny you should mention this....
My son rang me up this morning, saying that he couldn't use the PC as a huge pop-up came on saying it was from "The Nottinghamshire Constabulary" you have illegal files on your system, that he's not able to by pass...Fucking Ransomware
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:24,
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I've fixed a mates with this.
Download Malwarebytes Anti Malware, boot in safe mode. Run MBAM, restart. Run MBAM again in 'full' mode and do a full scan.
Possibly worth putting MBAM on a cd instead of a pendrive, just in case it can infect it.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:26,
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Thanks Gormo, I'm already one step ahead of you here...
Unfortunately I can't do anything till I get home.....do people actually fall for this shit?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:31,
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I've fixed a mates with this.
Download Malwarebytes Anti Malware, boot in safe mode. Run MBAM, restart. Run MBAM again in 'full' mode and then kill yourself.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:26,
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kill yourself advertise your 'skills' on a freelance site.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:30,
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hahahaha, you don't earn enough money to live comfortably you cunt.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:32,
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Pretty sure I do, despite paying maintenance and saving up to buy a new place next year.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:34,
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I was doing an impression of how I read your post to me.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:34,
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Ah. I see.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:35,
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IT WENT OVER HIS HEAD!!!!
GEDDIT? HES QUITE SHORT YOU SEE
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:38,
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I've fixed a mates with this.
Pour washing up liquid into the back of it and shake it violently to distribute it evenly.
Then lecture your son on the evils of pornography.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:30,
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I found it much easier to show him how in-private works so that I don't have to have that discussion
^ Cop Out ^
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:32,
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I've fixed a mates with this
He still hasn't managed to remove the virus, and I've drained his bank account of everything he has!
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:36,
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And stole his didlio?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:37,
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didlio?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:38,
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dildogate involved a number of comedy dildo misspellings
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PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:39,
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ahhhhhhhhhh, I must have missed that one
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:39,
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No
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:47,
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That's it Twoey deny everything :D
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:48,
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It's easier that way
But it's sort of nice that even after all this time people are still talking about it.
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:49,
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You're like that loveable David Nivan chappy in the pink panther
*HEISTFIVES*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:52,
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haha
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:37,
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as long as theman at the PC repair shop can do this then it's all good
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:45,
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Why would you want the repair man to put that on your PC?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:47,
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no the other thig with the restarting and fixing
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:50,
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Why would you pay for someone to do that?
It's not hard to fix
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:55,
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he lost me at "boot"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:56,
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OK I'll explain it the easy way
You just use MAGIC then it works again
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:57,
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Theman doesn't work at the PC shop anymore
He re-trained as a shepherd
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:50,
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Most people I would say "don't use those guys, they're a rip off and you can do it yourself for free"
most people.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:57,
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Am I reading that right?
A guy came to his house and picked up his credit card?!
Hahahahah!! What an idiot.
I bet he has fell for those long lost relatives from Africa swindles too.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:36,
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The return of Badmons Dukaz
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:40,
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ahahahahhahahahahahaa
yeah. Badmons
hahahahahahahahahaha
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:43,
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This
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1863776
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:44,
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NOW I GET IT!!!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:47,
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I heard Badmons Dukas is so hard
that he punched a hole through
time
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:48,
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My youtube link is quite apt
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1864371#post1864374
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:50,
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Ha nice
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:51,
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Naked Ape and Monkey
you see what I did there
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:53,
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I did and I loved it
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:53,
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At least he had to go through quite an intricate con to hand over his PIN.
AA just hands his over to any old cunt that asks. That'll be why he's begging outside the Congleton* soup kitchen, up to his eyeballs in bankruptcy, I expect.
* I think it's AA that lives here, I may be wrong
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Kroney, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:43,
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He bleeds congleton
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:45,
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BIG NEWS EVERYONE
The Guardian has changed it's URL from
www.guardian.co.uk to
www.theguardian.com AL ALLLLLLL ALLLLLLLLLLLLL change your bookmarks.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:59,
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He'll like that.
.com is way more inclusive than the nationalistic, exclusionary to Johnny .co.uk
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Kroney, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:01,
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The world is a village and we're all neighbours.
Also they're making a new beverley hills cop.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:02,
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Is Axel Foley going to be wearing a fat suit and/or drag?
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Kroney, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:03,
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Well the last 3 were shit so I doubt a new one will be any better
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:03,
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HOW FUCKING DARE YOU
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Kroney, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:04,
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what, they are?
there are only 3 right otherwise all 4 are shit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:05,
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No, they are not. They are some of the best films in existence.
Sometimes, Nakers, your trolling goes too far.
TOO FAR.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:09,
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i promise I'm not trolling
Eddie Murphy is a dick and the films are shit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:10,
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Now I'm not saying you've made a catastrophic mistake in judgement, here
but I'd keep an eye out for pipe bombs, if I were you.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:12,
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are you in the IRA?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:28,
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Phwaaaaarrrrrrrrr
the I LYC
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:32,
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Well, not all of them
His mistake was going down the family movie route
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:12,
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Reputation wise is was a mistake
but he must be picking up trannie hookers in a gold plated batmobile bought by Norbert residuals these days
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:28,
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he left his reputation on stage in the 80's like a steaming dog turd
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:30,
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Yeah that purple leather suit in RAW was too much
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:33,
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RAW that's it
That's shit and all
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:34,
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Delirious was the one in the red leather suit
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:35,
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that's shit as well
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:36,
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Yeah, it's no golden child
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:43,
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that's shit and all
in fact I can't think of a single good thing Eddie Murphy has ever been in, aside from Shrek
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:45,
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What about that one where he plays the black guy?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:46,
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Ohhh man I loved "hear no evil see no evil"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:47,
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Oh wait, that might've been Sidney Poitier
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:47,
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I still love this that PJ found
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Will-Smith-Fan-Club/310281634993
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:48,
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I found his voice irritating in that
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:46,
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Trading Places, Coming to America
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:46,
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Bowfinger, 48 Hours
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:47,
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rubbish and rubbish
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:50,
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rubbish
rubbish
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:50,
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Nah m8
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:56,
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Oh absolutely
I'd never criticise someone for wanting to make more money.
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:34,
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Sometimes I think he's just a dick,
BUT SOMETIMES I REALISE WHAT A MASSIVE BENT SPASTIC HE REALLY IS
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PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:06,
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They are currently working on being big in America
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:02,
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The other address seems to redirect me anyway.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:01,
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yeh cool
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PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:02,
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Well cool
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:03,
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I got conned.
My card got skimmed (is that the right term?) and the baddies took Β£1700 before my bank contacted me. This was a couple of weeks before Xmas about 7 years ago. I got it all back before Xmas though, dunno if the Croydon baddies ever got caught.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:06,
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Bet that's the last time you go to a Balloon B4sh with Emvee and Vadge
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:08,
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if only...
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:11,
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Right, I'll flip a coin and the loser has to DTAAKT
Heads I win tails you lose. Ready?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:22,
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Wow
Enterprise do everything these days
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:24,
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Shows how many people care about adverts with more than 5 words.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:24,
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Something something make it so number one
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:25,
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PISSTEETH PISSTEETH PISSTEETH PISSTEETH
www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-23492425
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:23,
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haha I clocked that earlier
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:24,
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well, that's unpleasant isn't it.
on the whole dying issue, is it contagious?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:31,
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Death is the most contagious condition known to man
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:35,
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I caught it at birth, but you know I soldier on
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:36,
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You're my rock, Harters x
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:44,
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chin up and all that
It's the British way
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:46,
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you know what i mean.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:37,
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Nah
not contagious
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:44,
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then i'm gonna snugglewuggle you till the end,
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:47,
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aw
That's how I imagined it would end
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:49,
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Bought some pills down the gym
but before I could neck 'em a mate told me they were moody so I binned 'em. Stupid cunt got it wrong though. Turns out those were the 'roids I was looking for!
/startrek
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:36,
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/swipe
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:38,
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swipe takes steroids?
does this have to do with her knock knees?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:39,
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and her huge hairy balls
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:40,
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hairy balls dick clit
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:42,
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+ every trip
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:54,
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hahaha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:55,
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I don't think I would like to take that ride
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:02,
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i hate you all
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:10,
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