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The phone trick in this article is worth reading it for alone
www.newstatesman.com/voices/2013/07/why-i-willingly-handed-over-my-credit-card-and-pin-fraudsterEver been defrauded?
Alt: Ever conned someone?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:02,
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latest was 12 years ago)
I once conned my brother out of a chocolate bar
does that count?
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Peej, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:05,
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I conned YM in to letting me do her up the dirtbox.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:06,
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Jokes on you, she'd have done it anyway
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:09,
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I done an invention based on somethin I saw on the telly....
El' Mess-ican: A crispy corn tortilla filled with arberetta sauce, emmingtile cheese, fried egg, crΓ©me fresh and chorizo.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:13,
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Fucking hell.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:14,
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It's almost a parody of a gonz food post
if he'd sprinkled it with hundreds and thowsands it would have been perfect.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:16,
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Fried egg & creme fresh? *boke*.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:18,
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It's actually really fucking nice.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:17,
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To be fair, it's basicly a Huevos Rancheros.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:18,
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To be fair, all those opiates have fucked your taste buds and your judgement.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:19,
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And YM.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:21,
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now, normally YM jokes leave me stone cold
but this one, this one was quite good
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:22,
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I leave Battered's Mum stone cold.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:23,
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You taste more with your nose than your tastebuds, IF YOU KNOW WHAT IM IMPLYING.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:23,
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are you implying that his nose is so big and bent that it covers his mouth?
i think that's what you are implying
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:24,
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Antisemite.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:28,
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+ Sam
Hitler's version of Bugs Bunny clearly encroached copyrights
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:02,
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Hah
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:11,
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I literally had no idea what arberetta sauce was so I typed it into google
it must know you, as it said "do you mean
arrabiata sauce"
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:18,
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gonz types phonetically
haven't you worked this out yet? think oboejeans.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:22,
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The worst of all the woodwind trousers.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:23,
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as opposed to what, slack flutes?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:23,
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Swipey, I have you down as a fan of the trouser trumpet
May I call 'Zing'?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:31,
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some would say that it's my job
they'd be WRONG, but they'd say it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:15,
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I wouldn't say that and neither would you
unless it was in a thick Northern accent.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:18,
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no, but you and i know how shit goes down
you know.
we KNOW.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:21,
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Know it?
I fucking wrote it!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:22,
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across your forehead and top lip, using the tip of your little finger
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:23,
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Alt: every employer I've had.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:15,
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Rubbish.
No.
Everyday.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:17,
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no
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:20,
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Funny you should mention this....
My son rang me up this morning, saying that he couldn't use the PC as a huge pop-up came on saying it was from "The Nottinghamshire Constabulary" you have illegal files on your system, that he's not able to by pass...Fucking Ransomware
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:24,
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I've fixed a mates with this.
Download Malwarebytes Anti Malware, boot in safe mode. Run MBAM, restart. Run MBAM again in 'full' mode and do a full scan.
Possibly worth putting MBAM on a cd instead of a pendrive, just in case it can infect it.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:26,
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Thanks Gormo, I'm already one step ahead of you here...
Unfortunately I can't do anything till I get home.....do people actually fall for this shit?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:31,
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I've fixed a mates with this.
Download Malwarebytes Anti Malware, boot in safe mode. Run MBAM, restart. Run MBAM again in 'full' mode and then kill yourself.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:26,
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kill yourself advertise your 'skills' on a freelance site.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:30,
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hahahaha, you don't earn enough money to live comfortably you cunt.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:32,
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Pretty sure I do, despite paying maintenance and saving up to buy a new place next year.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:34,
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I was doing an impression of how I read your post to me.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:34,
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Ah. I see.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:35,
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IT WENT OVER HIS HEAD!!!!
GEDDIT? HES QUITE SHORT YOU SEE
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:38,
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I've fixed a mates with this.
Pour washing up liquid into the back of it and shake it violently to distribute it evenly.
Then lecture your son on the evils of pornography.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:30,
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I found it much easier to show him how in-private works so that I don't have to have that discussion
^ Cop Out ^
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:32,
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I've fixed a mates with this
He still hasn't managed to remove the virus, and I've drained his bank account of everything he has!
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:36,
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And stole his didlio?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:37,
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didlio?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:38,
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dildogate involved a number of comedy dildo misspellings
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PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:39,
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ahhhhhhhhhh, I must have missed that one
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:39,
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No
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:47,
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That's it Twoey deny everything :D
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:48,
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It's easier that way
But it's sort of nice that even after all this time people are still talking about it.
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:49,
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You're like that loveable David Nivan chappy in the pink panther
*HEISTFIVES*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:52,
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haha
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:37,
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as long as theman at the PC repair shop can do this then it's all good
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:45,
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Why would you want the repair man to put that on your PC?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:47,
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no the other thig with the restarting and fixing
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:50,
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Why would you pay for someone to do that?
It's not hard to fix
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:55,
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he lost me at "boot"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:56,
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OK I'll explain it the easy way
You just use MAGIC then it works again
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:57,
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Theman doesn't work at the PC shop anymore
He re-trained as a shepherd
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:50,
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Most people I would say "don't use those guys, they're a rip off and you can do it yourself for free"
most people.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:57,
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Am I reading that right?
A guy came to his house and picked up his credit card?!
Hahahahah!! What an idiot.
I bet he has fell for those long lost relatives from Africa swindles too.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:36,
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The return of Badmons Dukaz
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:40,
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ahahahahhahahahahahaa
yeah. Badmons
hahahahahahahahahaha
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:43,
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This
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1863776
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:44,
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NOW I GET IT!!!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:47,
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I heard Badmons Dukas is so hard
that he punched a hole through
time
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:48,
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My youtube link is quite apt
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1864371#post1864374
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:50,
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Ha nice
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:51,
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Naked Ape and Monkey
you see what I did there
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:53,
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I did and I loved it
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:53,
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He bleeds congleton
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:45,
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BIG NEWS EVERYONE
The Guardian has changed it's URL from
www.guardian.co.uk to
www.theguardian.com AL ALLLLLLL ALLLLLLLLLLLLL change your bookmarks.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:59,
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The world is a village and we're all neighbours.
Also they're making a new beverley hills cop.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:02,
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Well the last 3 were shit so I doubt a new one will be any better
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:03,
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what, they are?
there are only 3 right otherwise all 4 are shit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:05,
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i promise I'm not trolling
Eddie Murphy is a dick and the films are shit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:10,
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are you in the IRA?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:28,
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Phwaaaaarrrrrrrrr
the I LYC
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:32,
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Well, not all of them
His mistake was going down the family movie route
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:12,
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Reputation wise is was a mistake
but he must be picking up trannie hookers in a gold plated batmobile bought by Norbert residuals these days
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:28,
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he left his reputation on stage in the 80's like a steaming dog turd
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:30,
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Yeah that purple leather suit in RAW was too much
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:33,
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RAW that's it
That's shit and all
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:34,
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Delirious was the one in the red leather suit
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:35,
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that's shit as well
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:36,
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Yeah, it's no golden child
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:43,
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that's shit and all
in fact I can't think of a single good thing Eddie Murphy has ever been in, aside from Shrek
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:45,
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What about that one where he plays the black guy?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:46,
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Ohhh man I loved "hear no evil see no evil"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:47,
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Oh wait, that might've been Sidney Poitier
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:47,
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I still love this that PJ found
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Will-Smith-Fan-Club/310281634993
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:48,
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I found his voice irritating in that
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:46,
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Trading Places, Coming to America
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:46,
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Bowfinger, 48 Hours
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:47,
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rubbish and rubbish
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:50,
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rubbish
rubbish
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:50,
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Nah m8
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:56,
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Oh absolutely
I'd never criticise someone for wanting to make more money.
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:34,
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Sometimes I think he's just a dick,
BUT SOMETIMES I REALISE WHAT A MASSIVE BENT SPASTIC HE REALLY IS
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PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:06,
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They are currently working on being big in America
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:02,
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The other address seems to redirect me anyway.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:01,
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yeh cool
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PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:02,
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Well cool
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:03,
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I got conned.
My card got skimmed (is that the right term?) and the baddies took Β£1700 before my bank contacted me. This was a couple of weeks before Xmas about 7 years ago. I got it all back before Xmas though, dunno if the Croydon baddies ever got caught.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:06,
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Bet that's the last time you go to a Balloon B4sh with Emvee and Vadge
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:08,
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if only...
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:11,
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Right, I'll flip a coin and the loser has to DTAAKT
Heads I win tails you lose. Ready?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:22,
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Wow
Enterprise do everything these days
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:24,
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Shows how many people care about adverts with more than 5 words.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:24,
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Something something make it so number one
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:25,
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PISSTEETH PISSTEETH PISSTEETH PISSTEETH
www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-23492425
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:23,
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haha I clocked that earlier
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:24,
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well, that's unpleasant isn't it.
on the whole dying issue, is it contagious?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:31,
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Death is the most contagious condition known to man
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:35,
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I caught it at birth, but you know I soldier on
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:36,
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You're my rock, Harters x
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:44,
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chin up and all that
It's the British way
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:46,
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you know what i mean.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:37,
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Nah
not contagious
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:44,
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then i'm gonna snugglewuggle you till the end,
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:47,
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aw
That's how I imagined it would end
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Two Hats π©π©, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:49,
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Bought some pills down the gym
but before I could neck 'em a mate told me they were moody so I binned 'em. Stupid cunt got it wrong though. Turns out those were the 'roids I was looking for!
/startrek
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:36,
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/swipe
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:38,
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swipe takes steroids?
does this have to do with her knock knees?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:39,
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and her huge hairy balls
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:40,
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hairy balls dick clit
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:42,
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+ every trip
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:54,
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hahaha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 15:55,
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I don't think I would like to take that ride
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:02,
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i hate you all
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:10,
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