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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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oh boy, wouldn't it be great if they set a sitcom here?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23063492haha, imagine all the wacky characters
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:20,
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latest was 12 years ago)
come to /talk, it's better
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:20,
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I like it, but it's a fucking ghost town.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:26,
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Toomuchfightin'ondedancefloor?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:28,
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Not even in my top ten Irishmen
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:28,
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^ This
It seems easier to persuade /talkers to come here than /offtopicers to go there.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:28,
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You see more replies to the average single /OT thread than you get on /talk in a couple of days.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:37,
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Some of them are even written in whole sentences.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:38,
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We've had over 750 today already and it's only lunchtime.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:39,
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Unless one of them kills themself, then everyone comes out of the woodwork to have a look
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:38,
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it wouldn't be if you all posted there
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:29,
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Don't blame me doves
I do my bit
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:30,
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^ This ^
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:32,
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No it isn't
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Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:27,
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look right, go post something new on there right now
we'll all have a bit of a laugh and fall in love probably
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:38,
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No way, no use propping up a corpse.
What'll happen is I'll post something new and there'll be silence for ten minutes until somebody posts something inane and then at some point tomorrow somebody will accuse somebody else of wobbling.
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Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:44,
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Tell AA that
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:50,
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you'll never know for sure unless you give it a go
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:55,
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no one puts any effort into talk, it's bit shit really
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:38,
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alright
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:39,
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pint proven
alright
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:41,
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What you lot need is some CB radio slang threads.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:41,
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Could christopher dawson look any more like a nonce?
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PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:32,
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i dunno, he could be wearing transitions lenses and a long leatherette jacket
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:35,
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POW!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:36,
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ITS REAL LEATHER
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PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:45,
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+ p
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:50,
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:46,
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i bet they have a right laugh
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:34,
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haha, yeah
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:35,
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check em
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:35,
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woah
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:38,
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It is my 5th wedding anniversary today
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:38,
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Deepest condolences.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:39,
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happy easter!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:39,
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gay
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:39,
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So fucking what?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:40,
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^ upset
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:41,
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H aha
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:41,
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I like this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:46,
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You're one of the few from here who've made it.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:41,
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Me and the old feller'll be three years next month.
Day after Jeffstock, in fact.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:45,
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I bet you thought you'd have his cash by now.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:49,
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Not yet : (
Can I have yours instead?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:51,
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I'd make you earn it.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:51,
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Never mind.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:55,
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Hahahahaha.
I have feelings, you know.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:00,
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I'm halfway through my ninth year of marriage
Do I win a prize or summat?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:46,
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Yeah, biggest prick on the internet 2013
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:47,
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Hey, what am I? Chopped liver?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:48,
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I'm afraid you are, yes.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:51,
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DOES MY MOTHER KNOW??
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:52,
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*does my mother*
NO!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:54,
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Hold on, I'll ask her.
Take that out of your mouth and answer the boy.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:54,
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Almost 9 for me
Been together for 16.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:47,
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It's too long, man.
We could all do with a break
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:49,
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Mine is based mainly on laziness
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:52,
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Same here, I really can't be bothered to train up a new one.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:57,
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what's the arbitary material associated?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:42,
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He's got to give her Wood
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PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:43,
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new broom handle it is
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:44,
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Bit unoriginal seeing as someone else gave her ashes only a couple of weeks ago
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:44,
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I don't know what's wrong with me today, sorry
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:45,
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Do you mean this uncharacteristic remorse?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:46,
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A huge sense of relief from the impending freedom?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:47,
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Nah I'm a good couple of months away from that feeling
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:52,
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You're a bender?
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PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:48,
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actual lol
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:51,
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I expect her beakering next door neighbour will be crowned Empress of India.
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Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:47,
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She's got a friend in me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:45,
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And that's why Battered's marriage failed.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:06,
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Wood
He could get her a nice Vishnu paperweight and everyone could burst into a big song and dance number to celebrate.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:44,
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just adding to the long list of things to read
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:44,
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##Cross board chat##
I would recommend justified if you've not watched it.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:46,
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yeah alright, hollyoaks is getting a bit stale
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:51,
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I found my first grey hair today.
And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth for lo! It was the end of times.
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Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:46,
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I've had individual grey hairs here and there for about 10 years.
Still not grey.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:47,
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This one is an anachronism and it is in my beard.
I think I shall call it Stan.
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Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:47,
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that's where it starts
And then one day you look down and there's a grey chest hair.
Well, assuming you have any.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:06,
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I feel your pain
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2008755
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:48,
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If it helps at all, I haven't been able to find it again since then.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:50,
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havea child and watch them flourish
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:49,
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Watching children flourish is what got the people in Monty's link into trouble.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:49,
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Hey beth I went to a nice little eatery called Aqua last night that just opened in MK.
There's a bunch of them in the Bristol area I would recommend them to for the Bristol bash if you guys are getting food.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:56,
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Food?
Nah.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:57,
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I believe it is opposite the glass boat, which was a really nice restaurant back in the day
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:58,
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boat coffee table
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:59,
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Get the peanuts in.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:01,
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We should have a thread about peanuts.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:02,
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If I want your opinion on anything I will FUCKING BEAT IT OUT OF YOU
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PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:00,
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good luck with that "zero definition" boy
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:03,
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I rather like having grey hair.
I have a cool white streak in it like Dave Vanian only less bent.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:55,
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less more
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:58,
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hahaha, classic!!!!
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Oh man you crack me up!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:03,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:07,
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Right I'm off to /faq where they really understand me
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:11,
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me what a monumental bellend I am
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:15,
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I'm various shades of blond, mostly really dark
and one white freak right on my chin. It's weird.
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Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:00,
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Dave Vanian only less bent Cruella de Vil
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:33,
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See, the Doveston, your thread may be chock full of inane drivel but LOOK AT THE REPLY COUNT!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:57,
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but ot doesn't work as well as talk
and that's why everyone should post on talk
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:08,
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Doesn't look like there's much else to do there apart from wrestle alligators and fuck
America's version of chavvy estates.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:58,
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where, /talk?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:59,
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And the newslink.
Maybe do a crossover
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:13,
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I reckon right, if you firebomb everyone who's ever been infront of a camera on 4Muisc, then you'd be doing a service for humanity.
I'm not saying you should, it would be completely ilegal, but it wouldn't be a "bad thing".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:59,
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That's a pretty extreme view, Gonz.
Where do you think you are? Nazi Germany.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:02,
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Why not go the whole way and gas them? Oh, hold on...
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:04,
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The guy that set up the village worked for Matthew 25 Ministries.
Matthew 25 is the Parable of the 10 Virgins. lol.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:07,
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alright
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:27,
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no, I'm tired and bored.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:29,
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seconds
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:31,
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Great post!
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PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:33,
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i think "transitions and pleather" was a enough good stuff for one thread
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:36,
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alright
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:29,
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Have you finally seen the light and got bored of /talk TD?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:30,
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TIME FOR A NEW THREAD
& DONE
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:36,
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