Hiya gang!!!!
Evening prick thread.

I want no part of it - jog on you weirdoes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:54, 41 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I won't be able to join in this either

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:57, Reply)

The code took 36 minutes minus my faffing about and nipping out for a fag
so I'm only now heading off home. Looks like it stopped raining, too, so it's turned out for the best! Going to grab a bottle of wine and order pizza I reckon. Woohoo!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:57, Reply)

Go nick a brolly.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:57, Reply)

Coo ee!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:59, Reply)

IIIIIYER!
This evening I shall be cooking a curry and watching the last ever Skins.
You probably all think it's shit but I did enjoy the first 4 series' and this LAST ONE EVAR looks like it is ending on a high end drama!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 18:06, Reply)

Just back from 'work'
People drive like cunts in rain - discuss
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 18:08, Reply)

Don't want to join in but I know
how upset you can get so What ho Monty.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 18:26, Reply)

oh edj I love you really

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 18:52, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 18:59, Reply)

The north, survived.
I think not drinking the water helped.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 19:24, Reply)

Did you copulate with any of our fine fillies?
You'll have got half a dozen diseases.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 19:46, Reply)

Hoof rot, saddle sores and big teeth.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 19:54, Reply)

Princess Anne?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 20:04, Reply)

"Does she ride?"

"Like the clappers, Sir."
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 20:13, Reply)

I would have.
Few years back.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 20:28, Reply)

I don't have a saddle or spurs.

I'd give her a carrot, though.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 20:34, Reply)

I'm hungry
but my desire to eat is superceded only by my inheritant laziness.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 19:44, Reply)

superseded
But I think you mean 'surpassed'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 19:46, Reply)

Alright Dozer.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 19:47, Reply)

I think you meant 'pedantic'

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 19:53, Reply)

I think you meant "cunt."
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 19:55, Reply)

Woah
Nice one!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 19:56, Reply)

Alright Twoey?

Why not phone for a home delivered deep fried horse or something. Eat a fetlock tonight and keep the rest for later in the week.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 19:59, Reply)

Nah, don't really fancy a take away
Besides which, even using the phone requires some level of effort
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 20:01, Reply)

Lazy cunt.
You need a wife.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 20:05, Reply)

Got one of them
But she's out. Probably whoring it up.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 20:34, Reply)

Even chewing requires some effort. You might die and that would be sad.

Get a nurse to give you intravenous burger or something thus ensuring survival.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 20:07, Reply)

That's true
but I'm hoping that at some point my whimpering will attract attention and some kindly passer by will intervene.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 20:34, Reply)

When they get close hit them on the head with something heavy then eat them while still warm.

What could go wrong?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 20:40, Reply)

There was a beef farm next to my house when I was a kid
And the big fuckers only ate grass and didn't kill any ramblers and the farmer was never going to grow crops on the field because he probably made more money from the beef. Grass grows by itself and we can't eat it so fuck it, I'm going to be both narrow and closed minded and keep eating steaks.

Oh hello, I'm on holiday. I've been at Plymouth Aquarium today so only just got online. I figured I should post here in the prick heads thread instead of Chompy's. I was accompanied to the Aquarium by my wife and two daughters. Have I told you about the Ihaveahotwife Tree Fayre of 1989?
( Peej, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 21:07, Reply)

Shittest thread ever.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 21:34, Reply)

weirdoes crazy diamond
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 21:37, Reply)