The cut of your Gib.
Shit is getting MAD REAL regarding Gibraltar. What's to be done? I say a war with Spain is long overdue, and that we should start shelling them immediately. £43 to cross the border? 7hr customs delays? Cheeky dago cunts.

Argentina can get tae fuck and all. And the Chinkies. Don't get me started on the ungrateful shits in India. Mumbai? YMbai MORE LIKE.

Who else could do with a good bombing - HAHAHA NOT BUMMING, BOMBING!!!!!!! Rhodesia for one, the smelly cunts.

Alt: how cool is Nige Farage? He sounds like an exotic aftershave and he's always on the piss. He'll sort out these Euro-prats and no mistaking.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:41, 141 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Easter Island
Those fucking heads. What are they trying to prove? Pricks.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:43, Reply)

They could use those stones to build walls for disabled people but oh no.
Selfish cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:44, Reply)

They've got the stones to do that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:47, Reply)

The problem with these Eaternians is that they don't WANT to work

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:47, Reply)

They can't even be bothered to come over here and steal our jobs, the CUNTS
Thet's the level of laziness we're dealing with here. Makes me SICK.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Sandwich Islanders are worse, greedy pricks.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:51, Reply)

Not as bad as those CUNTS from the Isle of Sheppey!
Fucken Swampies. Coming over here, wiping our arses.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:54, Reply)

Coming over here, being John Noakes' dog.....CUNTS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)

CUNTS

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:03, Reply)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)

oh man, what if everest were some sort of giant codpiece?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Word up, that's the only word

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:00, Reply)

i.imgur.com/RbNdo.gif
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:59, Reply)

This deserves a reply

( Peej, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:55, Reply)

Anywhere beyond the M25, frankly.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:44, Reply)

beyond inside
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:44, Reply)

Hahaha yeah - and watch the world implode.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Belgium.
Cheeky customs and excise arrested me for FUCK ALL. Yeah that's right chocolate scoffers, FUCK ALL.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:44, Reply)

A Hague excuse

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:45, Reply)

+ now you aren't allowed into America NOT THAT YOU WANTED TO GO ANYWAY

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:45, Reply)

We used to own the ungrateful fucks,
before they got pissy about our PG Tips.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:46, Reply)

He looks odd though, our Nige.
Strange eyes.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Well what do you expect? The cunt's French.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Take that back.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:50, Reply)

take send
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Actually, his current missus has a German name.
Worrying.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Ilse, She-Wolf of the SS?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Alt: very, very cool indeed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:45, Reply)

We should fuck over Spain,it may just jump start their economy
and then sink the French Navy fleet again
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Then where would chavs go on holiday?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:50, Reply)

Newcastle.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:52, Reply)

I am next month!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:56, Reply)

CQ's mum like the old days

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)

awww, you're so sweet.
I love it when you pout.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:59, Reply)

NOBODY fucks around with 2.6 sq miles of Britain. AND I MEAN NO CUNT.
Bean eating Spaniels. Didn't we win a Peninsula War over there a few years ago?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:52, Reply)

And what did we get for our trouble?????

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)

YEAH

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Oh, it was Gibraltar wasn't it?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Fuck it, they can have it.
It's a useless lump of rock anyway.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:54, Reply)

hippypiss
(never got that marr shit anyway)
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:56, Reply)

WHaaaaaaaa?
IT'S BRITAIN, MATE. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF WE GAVE COVENTRY TO THE GEEEERMANS. AND MOVED YOUR FOOTBALL TEAM SOMEWHERE ELSE.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:56, Reply)

I think that's more or less happened already, Stunnsy.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:57, Reply)

That's

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:58, Reply)

These things have already pretty much happened.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:57, Reply)

The

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:58, Reply)

I GET THIS SPORTBALL REFERENCE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Joke, you dense cunts

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:58, Reply)

It was the first football reference I've ever understood on here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:02, Reply)

*nods*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:05, Reply)

See, it's a slippery slope, Monts
First it's getting sportball references. Sure as night follows day, you'll end up down that Ashburton Grove, cheering on your "gunners"

You'll probably even have a poster of Giroud above your bed, and a little stuffed Gunnersaraus on the bedside table.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:08, Reply)

Keep up, Grandad!!!
I love nothing more than discussing 'the game' with my fellow 'Gooners' (that's what we fans are called, you know). NOTHING.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:12, Reply)

A, B or C

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:32, Reply)

(c) is much harder to get out of your arse than it is to get in.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Ah - trick question!!!
Triathlon, right?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:41, Reply)

No, that would have been the joke
If SISU were German.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Ahh, let 'em have it if that want it that much, it's just a silly rock anyway.
Alt: isn't he basically an old school Tory? in which case I like him better than the modern lot.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:54, Reply)

nope, he's just a racist fucking cunt
I mean, old school tories generally were as well, but there was usually something more.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)

OK, I though UKIP was basically the old fashioned wing of the Tory party that split off.
*checks wiki* ahh, only partly.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:58, Reply)

and he's had ball cancer.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:58, Reply)

and he has won a lot of pushbike races

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:01, Reply)

And his name is like Fey Rage.
Which is fucking magic.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:03, Reply)

I heard his name means vagina in malay

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:05, Reply)

Make them pay through the nose for it, though
Although to be fair they int got tuppence ha'penny to rub together these days.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:15, Reply)

can we do the welsh in?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:59, Reply)

In what way?
If you leave Welsh abbatoirs catering to Welsh schools they will do our job for us!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:01, Reply)

welsh eat their own children?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:03, Reply)

I'll be honest
this is going over my head now.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:04, Reply)

welsh children are sheep?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:05, Reply)

UKIP leader Nigel Farage has suggested that Gibraltar should be given its own MP in Westminster in order to "send Spain a message".
From UKIP website.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:05, Reply)

Re: Gibraltar
pls stop being mean

cheers
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:06, Reply)

It's Farage speaking to the Spanish
so it's more going to be "OY! MANWELL! STOPPO BEINGO MEANO. COM-PRENDAY?"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:09, Reply)

ME NO SPEAKO DAGO

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Nothing sends a message like a thermonuclear device.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Actually, fuck the lot of 'em, all these pissy little island dependants we have to keep bailing out every time some greasy wop has a go.
Let's just keep it simple and only look after the mainland.
Wight, Man, Scilly, Orkney, Ireland, Gibraltar, Falklands and all the rest of you can fuck off and look after yourselves from now on.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:12, Reply)

You Jocks can stay put though
You are part of Great England now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:12, Reply)

^ bitter because he's barred from the Isle of Man

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:13, Reply)

IM STILL THE HARDEST MAN ON THE ISLAND

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:14, Reply)

When you're on trial for sexual offences
this might not be the best thing to say in your own defence.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:15, Reply)

JULIETTE YOU STUPID HEARTLESS BITCH

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:17, Reply)

Course you are mate. Course.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:16, Reply)

I think we should force the crossing and charge them 40 quid to enter Andalucia
the fucking cheeky cunts.
( Kroney, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:19, Reply)

We should boycott 'healthy economy' Spain as a tourist destination.
They'd collapse in no more than two years, the stupid cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:22, Reply)

I'm no politician like that Nigel Mansell fella
but somebody needs to remind them about how often they've come out on top historically in territorial disputes with the British.
( Kroney, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:24, Reply)

I'm sure none of this pointless muscle-flexing has anything to do with recent calls for the Spanish PM to resign
www.straitstimes.com/breaking-news/world/story/spain-pm-rejects-calls-resign-hold-elections-scandal-20130801
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:27, Reply)

YEAH THE FUCKING OLEAGINOUS CUNTS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Why why why
just reading about another kid killing themselves after being cyberbullied...

Why cant children be properly bullied anymore, I don't recall anyone hanging themselves after having their head flushed
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:27, Reply)

And on AskFM too.
That's a site purely for narcissists to get questions about them answered by Johnny Nobody.
VALIDATE ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS.

If a kid kills themselves after a barrage of insults from strangers then I think the issues are more deep rooted.

Tragic as it is.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:28, Reply)

You heard it here first - GeordieJay says it is all her dad's fault.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Now I think that is putting words in my mouth...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:31, Reply)

You think she deserved it?
Harsh man, harsh.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:31, Reply)

Hah Noooooooo!!
and people wonder why my posts are few and far between
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:34, Reply)

Because you repeatedly post horrid things about dead kids?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:34, Reply)

guilty office snigger

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Do you work for The Mail or something?!
Once.

ONCE!!!

:)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Listen mate you've gone too far this time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Probably was
He announced her death on fucking Facebook,

This may be liable
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:34, Reply)

Yeah the stupid BITCH.
I'm going to troll her dad on 'FB'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:30, Reply)

There was a guy on the radio this morning saying that some disturbed kids use that website as a sort of internet self harming.
Reminded me of Nakkers.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:30, Reply)

I know people who use it as the opposite
Getting answers from people who fawn over them. I've got a mate from home on Twitter who has his own fan account (he didn't start it).

Kids these days, eh?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:32, Reply)

fucking social network pricks.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:35, Reply)

It's so unfair!
No matter how much we bully Ringo, he fucking refuses to kill himself.
( Kroney, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Life was so much easier when it was done with flags.
Now it's all kicking off in Yemen and the Japs have built their biggest war ship since WWII "just in case".
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:27, Reply)

MSDF

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:33, Reply)

lolwut?
acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/MSDF
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:34, Reply)

First one.
They don't have a navy. They have a MSDF.

The ship they built doesn't look very self-defencey.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Oh right.
Im not one for knowledge of war, sport, politics etc.

In fact anything past film, pop culture and food and Im pretty much screwed.

Good luck to them!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:39, Reply)

I'd have thought the people 'in the na-vy' would have been your specialist subject, old son.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Suppose I should have picked up a few facts along the way.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:41, Reply)

and less of the old!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Whoah I just got MODDELETED on QOTW

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:31, Reply)

I saw dat!
u ok hun?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:32, Reply)

Im...I'm a little shaken, but I'll be OK.
I just need a cup of sweet tea and a sit down.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:36, Reply)

ok hun - hugz
now - sit on my lap and I'll take you for a dickie-back ride.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:41, Reply)

That's libellous
Etc.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:32, Reply)

you know what to do now.
DYAAKY...
its the only way
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Tell the class what you said.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Nothing libellous.
HONEST.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:37, Reply)

what happened there then?
What did Misery Mcpastralian do?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Those power-mad mods deleted my satirical post, it was only lightearted ribbing,
Except the 'accusing him of raping a spastic' bit.

It's not fair, Windy Pig. Not fair AT ALL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:48, Reply)

wait, so what you're saying is that Ringo raped a spastic?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:51, Reply)

Yup, then blamed someone else.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:55, Reply)

i need to hear this full story,
but i'm guessing it's been deleted by now
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Only Monty's satirical riposte got deleted.
www.b3ta.com/questions/mtfu/post2037552
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:56, Reply)

well, that's all clearly true.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Probably lured them in with promise of Thomas The Tank talk.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:58, Reply)

Ha, they are a bunch of sensitive spastic-rapers, aren't they

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:55, Reply)

On my life, they're biggest bunch of spastic-rapers around.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:04, Reply)

Also
Brevik... He is just the worlds best troll.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-23591460
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:36, Reply)

classic neckbeard

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:43, Reply)

wow that's a beaut

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:45, Reply)

lol
"The conclusion is that he isn't considered sufficiently qualified to start a course in political science."
( Kroney, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:47, Reply)

Yay, I got a supplier for a new product I'm maybe possibly going to develop !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:47, Reply)

Possible congrats.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:48, Reply)

Thanks =D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:55, Reply)

maybe

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:56, Reply)

dont be so hasty
It will be reinforced shit bags
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Once you plop, etc....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:09, Reply)

Crystal Meth?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23453028
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:14, Reply)

What were you modded for?
I really can't be arsed to trawl the crap that is now QOTW.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:56, Reply)

NEW THREAD

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 15:04, Reply)