Christ, will SOMEONE please buy some guitar stuff from me??
Why doesn't anyone want any of it?? It's good stuff!!!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:00, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'd love to buy some guitar stuff from you
But I dont have any money or time to play
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Two very vaild reasons
I appreciate your candour
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:03, Reply)

I played my guitar for the first time in about six months at the weekend
It felt goooooood
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Noice
What have you got?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Fender Strat
All ash body with Seymour Duncan pickups. It looks teh sexeh
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Woah, very nice
Finish?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Slightly glossy varnish
Not too shiny. I loved that guitar the minute I saw it!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Oh, so just a natural finish? So no paint or anything?
That's extremely cool.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:11, Reply)

No paint, just lovely wood

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Awesome
I love the look of ash. I have one of these:

And I love it so much
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:17, Reply)

*paws screen*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:26, Reply)

A GUITAR
god cant you fucking read
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:10, Reply)

no :(

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:11, Reply)

bum-AIDS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:13, Reply)

I'll give you bumAIDS in a minute, sonny jim
No, wait....
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:14, Reply)

I'll take the Martin LX1
I can't pay you for it though
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:05, Reply)

With regret, that's not on the list
I love it too much to let it go
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:06, Reply)

I need an acoustic

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:06, Reply)

This is a great time to buy one
There's so much choice out there for every budget. I recommend giving Sigma a look. They used to be owned by Martin, but they still use the same designs and build quality, but for a fraction of the price.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:08, Reply)

*makes notes*
I may have to ask Santa for one
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:09, Reply)

They're brilliant for the money
Find out if your local place stocks them and give one a strum.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:15, Reply)

What I'd really like is a Gibson J200
Can you get me one?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Hey, what my baby wants, my baby gets

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:11, Reply)

You're the best sugar daddy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Great news!
Mrs TH is getting a Gibson J200!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:18, Reply)

I wish
She's never shown any interest. It would be so much easier to get big purchases past her if she did.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:22, Reply)

I tried a J200 - found it a bit cumbersome...
...probably due to my short arms and fat gut. Weren't they called 'The whispering giant' at one time because they were very very quiet for such a big guitar?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:39, Reply)

I saw John Renbourn live a couple of years ago
He was using what I can only describe as a fat guy guitar stand - a little stand to support his guitar on his lap, so that he could hold it in such a position that his rather large belly didn't inhibit his playing.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:48, Reply)

I've seen those!
They were supposed to hold the guitar at the correct angle - bet they were actually designed for the more portly gentleman though!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:58, Reply)

What you need is a slap.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:11, Reply)

+bass

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:15, Reply)

I will have the Fireball XL5

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:11, Reply)

I'll have the Run DMC

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:11, Reply)

I'll have the Notorious BIG

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:12, Reply)

I saw his only UK gig.
It was during his 'still alive' period. He was bollocks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:17, Reply)

He got much better after he died

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:17, Reply)

He sure did.
Like that INXS chap - he was fucking dreadful MOR pop when he was alive - afterwards, a rock legend.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Although not very good at wanking
Which in itself, should be quite straighforward
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:21, Reply)

If you can't mastur the basics (GEDDIT!!!!) then you've no hope.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:25, Reply)

To be fair to the chap
He was shagging Kylie when she still had 2 proper breasts so that is a feather in his MOR cap
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:23, Reply)

I have no money and I don't know how to play.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Again, valid reasons
Perhaps I'm expecting too much of the general public. Maybe fewer people play guitar than I thought.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:13, Reply)

She's just being lazy
It isn't exactly hard to play the guitar
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Yeah FFS look at some of the IDIOTS out there doing it all day long.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:19, Reply)

The great thing about it
Is that you can learn a couple of chords in an afternoon, then spend the rest of your life trying to become a wizard.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:20, Reply)

I was taught by a great, great guy
whose technique was to get you to bring him a tape of two songs you wanted to play, the next lesson he'd teach you - and afterwards show you how you got there via scales etc. It meant you were playing stuff you wanted to hear straight away so didn't get disheartened.

Really clever. Such a nice dude as well, little Californian chap.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:23, Reply)

Cool
Getting lessons is always a good idea...I'll do it myself one day.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:26, Reply)

I was 12 or 13, the chap taught electric guitar at Winchester college.
It meant we got a soundproof room in the Music Dept to crank it up with impunity.

That sounds a bit gay. It wasn't.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:28, Reply)

I would suggest
Reading and Writing before you try any music lessons
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Nah man
Imma free wheeler, man...I'm a crazy loner, man.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:30, Reply)

Already got a guitar, soz

( Kroney, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Yeah, but imagine how great it would be to have MORE
Eh? Eh? MORE! Eh?

Or an amp? I have nice amp, good price.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:14, Reply)

I'll gladly buy your Hendrix pedal, the one you like, you know the good one which you don't want to sell.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:16, Reply)

If you ever find yourself down this way, you can come and play with it as much as you like
AND THE PEDAL HAHAHAHA
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:19, Reply)

oh HO!!!!
I might treat myself to one for my 40th/selling my flat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:21, Reply)

If I can actually sell any of this gear
I'm thinking of buying the hendrix fuzz face. I'd quite like the Joe Bonamassa one, but it's illegal in this country believe it or not. It's got some electrical component that doesn't pass H&S regulations or something.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Doesn't that make it more appealing?
The forbidden fruit of effects pedals, if you will
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Oh absolutely
I want to get a Klon Centaur overdrive pedal. Not because I like the sound of it, but because it's £1000 for a pedal. Something that valuable HAS to be brilliant, right?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:30, Reply)

Basic economics there, mate
The more expensive it is, the better it is.
That's why Nakers is so stylish.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:37, Reply)

Dunlop univibe please
Makes your guitar sound like a Hammond organ
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:38, Reply)

I'd rather have a Hammond
B3, please.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:46, Reply)

And please can I have a Fender Rhodes while you're at it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:46, Reply)

I'd buy a rotten dog's leg if it had a picture of old Jimi on it.
I'm such a gay for Jimsy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:27, Reply)

*offers Jimi Hendrix signature pregnancy test*
£450
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:33, Reply)

ILL GIVE U A GRAND

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:34, Reply)

lol

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:35, Reply)