New Frank-proof non-deletable thread.
Because seriously, that guy's a mental.
( Kroney, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:36, 79 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I like a bit of Frank.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:36, Reply)

I've got no problem with him, apart from the fact that half the posters here run off and hide from the internet when he's around.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Its just fucking tedious when this all starts

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Only because everyone fucks off.
See, it's already gone quiet.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:41, Reply)

I'm too hungry, tangles
I need food and the pub is calling with its footlong sausage sarnie
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Inserts joke about you loving a good 12 inch sausage

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Makes second joke about using the word "inserts"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:45, Reply)

According to our token woman in the office, I owe her a good 12"
*waggles eyebrows*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:46, Reply)

I think you should go to the pub now, drink a minimum of four pints of 'premium' lager, then come back here and make the internet a better place for us all.
And remember: eating is cheating.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Will go at 12ish boss

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:46, Reply)

I find him quite annoying.
Not frothy-mouth annoying, roll-eyes annoying.
( Kroney, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Deleting is for the cuntiest of cunts
unless you've genuinely typed something didnt want to
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:38, Reply)

Battered is prime example

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:43, Reply)

For cuntiest of cunts or a deleter?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Yes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:45, Reply)

lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:46, Reply)

i've done it by mistake on my iphone more than once
but mistakes aside, deleting and 2.0 are for idiots and cowards
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:02, Reply)

By mistake. Sure.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Who is Frank?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:38, Reply)

Spinny bow tie
Cockerney
Landlord
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:39, Reply)

That guy with the L plates.
Lives on his own faeces in a bedsit in Stockport with a shaved head, EST sucker marks on his scalp and a parrot called Momo that lives in his mind.
( Kroney, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:39, Reply)

woah

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:39, Reply)

I like this.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Does no-one here know how to drive this fucktard 'Frank/Icky etc.' away?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:41, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/board/ignore.php?start=94074
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Or just, y'know, ignore it and get on with your internet

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Unless you want to ignore him
your only option really is to simply wait until his neuroses combine to such an extent that he ends it all.
( Kroney, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:43, Reply)

He likes to go around and think that he's just having a laugh and playing around, and he is I guess, but that doens't neglect the fact that he's geniunly a tragic individual.
He's revelling in the attention at the moment, which is a bit sad to tell you the truth.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:42, Reply)

STOP FEEDING THIS MONSTER

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:43, Reply)

It is really fucking tragic that he goes for this sort of attention because it's the only attention he can get
it's still annoying.
( Kroney, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:44, Reply)

If someone disliked a site then it baffles me why they would keep coming back to mock it?
Alone.

Rocking in a corner.

Mind, probably for this attention.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:45, Reply)

It amazes me that there are so many people here that feel that way
/talk is dead for that very reason. When you tell everybody to fuck off (and then they DO) all that's left are a couple of miserable pricks saying "alright" to each other all day fucking long.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:47, Reply)

/offtopic seems a bit less tedious than that
There are some genuinely fucking brilliant comments on here every day. Proper LOL moments
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:49, Reply)

I agree
this is how /talk used to be, and why I started poting there in the first place. Proper conversations and a good laugh. I much prefer it over here these days.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:50, Reply)

I don't think it's necessarily a bad thing to have the odd mentaller in though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:50, Reply)

But there's mental and MENTAL

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Bert was fun because he'd be annoying, be annoying, be annoying
and then break down in spectacular fashion.

Frank isn't even half the poster, or man, that Bert was.
( Kroney, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:52, Reply)

*aubergines*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:52, Reply)

it's annoying, because when he wants to be, he's fucking funny

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:01, Reply)

Definitely
Baldmonkey shouldn't have left. Ok, he shouldn't have gone mental and started being horrible to people that liked him either, but still.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:57, Reply)

I imagine this is a busy time of year for him though, what with the Proms being on and all.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Indeed
Those orchestras aren't going to piss on themselves!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Alright?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:53, Reply)

Anyway, forgetting about all that, you were telling us you think you might be gay or summat, Kroney?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:48, Reply)

*pushes back*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:49, Reply)

OG reckons a guy I work with would love a bit of nob-gobbling
My counterpoint is that he's never the slightest inclination for a bit of nob-gobbling. Her riposte is that he never talks about, mentions, or tries chatting up women that we've seen. My reply is that an absence of proof for one thing does not prove another.
( Kroney, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Does he like the taste of garlic?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:52, Reply)

Does he vant to suck your blood?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:59, Reply)

The only way to do this is:
The Caucasian Chalk Circle test... You place him in a circle then you strip naked on one side and your missus the other then whomever he goes to will give you the proof
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Maybe he only likes sex with children.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:57, Reply)

or cats

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:57, Reply)

But does he prefer boy cats or girl cats?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:58, Reply)

But does he prefer boy children or girl children?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:57, Reply)

Or dead people.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:58, Reply)

But does he prefer boy dead people or girl dead people?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:01, Reply)

As I said in the last thread
Women are shit at this. They hardly ever get it right. Like most things women do, they THINK they're good at it, and actually aren't.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Swipe certainly gets it wrong.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:00, Reply)

garbage
i get it right.

i just ignore it :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:01, Reply)

women's instincts are amazingly powerful
i bet she's right
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:00, Reply)

lol

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:01, Reply)

Women's instincts aren't worth the paper they're written on.
You'll notice they aren't written on paper.

EXACTLY
( Kroney, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:02, Reply)

oh poor kroney
you'll learn. one day. you'll learn.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:05, Reply)

I've only ever been wrong about one person.
How about you?
( Kroney, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:06, Reply)

see above
i've never been wrong about anyone.

it just hasn't stopped me doing it/ignoring the red flags anyway.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:08, Reply)

Oh man you should never ignore the red flags
Or you end up with a ginger goatee
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:17, Reply)

bleugh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:21, Reply)

Its a mistake that a chap makes only once

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:28, Reply)

I am sure you are correct
I mean I bet you have never ever ever tried to get you hands on the cock of a Shirt Lifter now have you
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:16, Reply)