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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good afternoon you lot, did you miss me last week? I bet you did.
I spent a lot of time trying to get rid of fermenting cherries, and fending off drunken birds from the house, what’s been the weirdest week off from work for you?

Alt: I was attacked by a drunken magpie last week, have you been attacked by an animal, if so tell us so we can point and laugh.

Alt:alt: I discovered proper American style BBQ brisket last week, what have you discovered lately?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:48, 167 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
alt
I have seen a football match in Newcastle and have experienced your pain
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Bonzodog29 is a horse now?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:54, Reply)
well your missus said I was like a horse the other night but apart from that

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:54, Reply)
Geldinglols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:56, Reply)
ZING

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:56, Reply)
I get this

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:54, Reply)
sport lols

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)
A road trip from Sunderland to Hamont in Belgium
1200 miles, 4 countries, fried food and stupidly strong trappist beers
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)
I was given an 11% beer which had a fruit syrup swished round in the glass beforehand
The syrup was 17%. I had two and fell asleep
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:02, Reply)

YM
YM
YM
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:57, Reply)
Could someone call an ambulance
I think Batts is fitting and hitting the Y and M on his keyboard
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:58, Reply)
I didn't realise you were gone, I was busy.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:00, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:01, Reply)
waaaahhh

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:03, Reply)
>:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:04, Reply)
Alt: Not attacked, but I did have to avoid a large tortoise yesterday whilst cycling, that appeared to be being 'walked'' by its owner.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:01, Reply)
One wanking strikethrough a day is my limit, soz

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:04, Reply)
Shame, that would have been classic.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:06, Reply)
that's what happens when you get past about 25

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:06, Reply)
Fuck off, I'm not that old

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:08, Reply)
you're about 36

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:08, Reply)
Says who?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:09, Reply)
we know your oats, OATBOY

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:13, Reply)
YER

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:14, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post939766
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:17, Reply)
not for the first time
i have absolutely no idea what i was chatting on about
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:20, Reply)
Aw look, the good old days before all the good people left.
There's even a pre-flounce battered in there.
I wonder what it was that baldmonkey did.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:23, Reply)
Ah yes, I remember it well

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:30, Reply)
Who were you in those days?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:31, Reply)
Same as now. I'm in the link too y'know

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:32, Reply)
davros linked to something to show it was quentin
didn't he, RORY?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:33, Reply)
To show who was quentin?
link plz
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:34, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1600062
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Blimey, don't remember any of that
Ah well, fair cop bang to rights etc, you can't argue with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:57, Reply)
fucking hell, it's not really you, is it?
i thought you'd died in a rare helicopter/neckless incident :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:04, Reply)
I must be, you can't argue with facts

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:08, Reply)
i can
RORY
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Typical rswipe! *rolls eyes*

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:10, Reply)
urrrgh
don't make me hug you...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:15, Reply)
*de-robes*
*spreads*
*makes come hither eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:36, Reply)
it's just not the same when it's not YM doing it

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:40, Reply)
You've been giving my mum naked ladyhugs?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:47, Reply)
i tried
but her nipples kept banging my kneecaps and it put me off my stroke
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:49, Reply)
+ knock

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Yeah, it wasn't empirical evidence
Only a conversation where Davvo called him quints and he responded.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:35, Reply)
It's all very confusing
I'll leave you lot alone to figure out who you all are. I'm just a longtime lurker me.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:37, Reply)
You'll always be Jim Carrey to me, Reg.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:38, Reply)
Can't even remember why I picked that name

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:42, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2045924
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:08, Reply)
Don't know any morse code, soz

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:09, Reply)
True. 7 years of problems for me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:09, Reply)
i remember winding the boys up at uni because men reach their sexual peak at 19
if only we'd realised the implications for us too *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:13, Reply)
I'm still hoping to reach mine.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Its under your gunt

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:14, Reply)
That's not the problem, it's my little fliddy beadle arms that won't reach.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:16, Reply)
i want to do the tour of the west cemetery at highgate at some point
i was googling it, and found the following classic comment about the east cemetery:

"jeremy beadle would have been mortified to find two old ladies standing on his grave identifying him as 'the one with the funny hand'"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:21, Reply)
Is that where he's buried?
I keep meaning to go for a wander round Highgate cemetery, looks interesting, but I keep forgetting.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:23, Reply)
yes, he's in the modern bit, apparently
it seems you can go to the east bit any time, but the older west bit is guided tour only, which you can book in advance during the week, and take pot luck at the weekend. after the west tour, you can go and look around the east.

it's kind of creepy, but kind of cool i think, and the views/wild life etc look amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:28, Reply)
It looks an interesting mix of wild/creepy which I like.
I shall have to remember to go up next time I'm working at the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:29, Reply)
Just like b3ta then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:59, Reply)
More on the creepy side here, by my reckoning.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:04, Reply)
*opens gaz box*

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:05, Reply)
What is a 'gaz'?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:06, Reply)
You were away last week?
Could have made some cherry wine... and took you clothes off, or whatever.
Always thought that song was sung by a woman.

Altalt. cooking with pastes. Essentially blending the base ingredients and adding tomatoes or stock. Nice.
Also, buying the supermarkets own.

Also recently rekindled a love for egg noodles in a wok.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Try adding carrots

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:02, Reply)
I've found I have a pear tree at the bottom of my garden
How hard would it be to make this into perry, I wonder?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:03, Reply)
You'd look a bit of a burke if you got it wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:05, Reply)
FFS

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:06, Reply)
I would look that up properly.
Very easy to poison yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:05, Reply)
Pick pears
Put Pears into Bucket
add water
Perry...

Then throw away you big nancy and get some proper drinks
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:06, Reply)
But
free!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:13, Reply)
haha Jermaine Stewartlolz
I have made a few bottles of cherry brandy, over the last month I've been like Bubba from "Forest Gump" only with cherries instead of shrimps.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:04, Reply)
Thats about all you can do with cherries

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:05, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2045636
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:07, Reply)
YEAH!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:10, Reply)
my grandma used to make apple and cherry pies with ours

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:12, Reply)
done loads of them
+ crumbles, flans and the list goes on
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:52, Reply)
I might have to look into making my own spirits. Not one for beer really.
Cider and wine.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:06, Reply)
"NO HOMEBREW CHAT"!!!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Where my homebrews at?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:10, Reply)
it makes you poor and fat
(couldn't think of a better rhyme)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Yeah. No.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:13, Reply)
well, that doesn't rhyme
1/10

stay behind class and THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Yes ma'am I shall. What a fucking flid.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:16, Reply)
Bad idea, illegal and not safe.
You can make 20% ish rum etc with some turbo yeast but distilling becomes dangerous in terms of the amount of meths you concentrate.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:14, Reply)
there are quite a lot of reasons why distilling is dangerous. I'm not sure methanol would be my first concern.
That would probably be explodyfireydeath.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:49, Reply)
There were some good threads last week.
The weirdest week off work I had was probably the week I spent potty training little tangle.
/fobtm
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:16, Reply)
was it like a rocky montage?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:22, Reply)
There's a joke to be had here about the browneye of the tiger or summat

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:24, Reply)
Its the thrill of the shite

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Rising up to the challenge of our piles

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:42, Reply)
sorry, don't think we've met.
The name's Boyce
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Who?
35/8 yesss!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:28, Reply)
are you sure?
i think it's gay hussar, myself
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:28, Reply)
I'm just havin a cup of coffee and a slice of pie

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Man, I want some pie
I have coffee though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:42, Reply)
Corned beef pie?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Go on then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:44, Reply)
Actually it's a lemon tart really

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:45, Reply)
THAT'S NOT A PIE!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Lemon Meringue Pie
Fucking NOM
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Nah just a tart, soz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:47, Reply)
*bums*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:47, Reply)
this may be the best pudding ever

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:53, Reply)
Summer pudding takes that crown for me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Rhubarb Crumble and Cornish clotted ice cream or GTFO

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:00, Reply)
That also sounds good
Loads of ginger in with the rhubarb
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:01, Reply)
Apple and caramel pie with custard. That is all.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:03, Reply)
you're all wrong
stewed fruit is not good
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:05, Reply)
AND YOU KNOW A FRUIT
AMIRIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:08, Reply)
I did have key lime pie
For the first time last week, it's quite nice
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:14, Reply)
What's so 'key' about it?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:14, Reply)
It locks in the flavour

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:16, Reply)
golf claps

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:17, Reply)
monKEY extract is very expensive
I had to buy it from Rebecca Loos
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:18, Reply)
You're inviting Swipe to help you eat yours?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:08, Reply)
i've seen his rhubarb

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Crum(ble)s

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:10, Reply)
If she ate my rhubarb, I'd crumble
or something
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Fuck

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:10, Reply)
No ta

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Cock teaser :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:12, Reply)

cock Tyne
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Wear please

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:16, Reply)
you know when someone is hungry and says, "i could eat a monkey's miscarriage" ?
well, that's summer pudding, that is.

gross.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:04, Reply)
It's made with fucking bread. That's enough for me to tell it to piss off.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:05, Reply)
yes
soggy bread at that
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Who wants bread in a pudding? Poor people that's who.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:07, Reply)
people with no taste
see also bread and butter pudding.

GROSS.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Again, bread. Unnecessary. Have a nice sponge or something.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:11, Reply)
+ Ample

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:12, Reply)
I think you've misunderstood the point of bread and butter pudding

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Bread isn't a pudding.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Yeah
Raisins and custard will be nom
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:15, Reply)
It's very good when it's made with croissants instead of bread.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:19, Reply)
no
croissants are good when they are fresh, hot and served with melty golden butter

pudding is good when it is served WITHOUT bread or croissants
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Croissants are for breakfast.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:27, Reply)

t p reall
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:47, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Lemon tarpy?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Close enough

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:56, Reply)
I was followed down the street today by a goblin with an axe.
Norway. Still mental.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Norway?
Yes way
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:48, Reply)
accentlol

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:50, Reply)
nine pounds a fucking pint, sporters.
It's criminal.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Ouch
Enough to turn you to drink, that is
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:56, Reply)
i thought hockey season had finished?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:50, Reply)
It's just about to start
what has that to do with Norway?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:52, Reply)
nothing
it has everything to do with mad goblins holding an axe though...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:53, Reply)
As Euphemisms go
I can't see that one catching on
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Goblins can play guitar, you know.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Goblin are my favourite Italian prog band.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Look no need to get embarrassed you lot
someone must have missed me


anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:31, Reply)
I missed you hh

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Fanks

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:33, Reply)
woah

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Heeey! Look who's back!! This fucken guy, eh!!
*noogies*
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:32, Reply)
\o/
*skips in a circle*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:35, Reply)
How long were you even away for?
Pretty sure you were posting last week.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:36, Reply)
I did on Monday
may have done on Tuesday



ac/ Craig David
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Didn't miss you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:40, Reply)
How rude

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:51, Reply)
I can't honestly remember if I missed you.
but I'm glad you're back
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:52, Reply)
I did.
I understand you broke your cherry?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:36, Reply)
*Giggles*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:38, Reply)
NEW THREAD

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:59, Reply)

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