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what's a really big horse

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:31, 95 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Maybe it's big horse I'm a Londoner

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:38, Reply)
Big horse I love you ...

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:39, Reply)
alt: what channel is rachelswipe's sitcom on, I can't seem to find it anywhere

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:43, Reply)
that's because i use a pen name
and it ain't rachelswipe
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:43, Reply)
You've written a sit-com?

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:45, Reply)
sort of
my friend and i are writing one. she's a tv producer, so has a fair few contacts. we've got one production company in NYC and one in london that want to see us, but now we're panicking that it's shit, so there's a lot of rewriting.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Ooo.
Is it lolwaki, or drizabone? Does it involve several young, dynamic 20-somethings misunderstanding each other's first world problems, with HILARIOUS consequences?
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:51, Reply)
the problem is that it needs to be more lolwaki
it's fucking hard to be lolwaki.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:52, Reply)
have you thought about ironiclols, such as Monty Python references, Carry On, and Blackadder nods?

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:54, Reply)
i think about nothing else
nobody expects fnar fnar queenie
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:56, Reply)
He's a very naughty boy!
lol!

I have a cunning plan!

lol!

Oo matron!

lol!

Why not turn it into a dark surrealist dystopian take on American society, paying particular attention to the increasing and unjustifiable gap between the rich and the poor, instead?
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:00, Reply)
because "friends" has already been done

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:01, Reply)
You're no fun any more.

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:03, Reply)
The problem is sitcoms are rarely funny.
Most seem to get commissioned on the strength of the 'sit' bit alone, then the same poor gags get recycled over and over.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:55, Reply)
oh get you mister blah blah blah I know everything about sitcoms fucking blah cunt

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:58, Reply)
To be fair, aren't there only 7 types of joke or something?

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:58, Reply)
the biggest problem is that it has to come from action/plot rather than dialogue
it's easy to write funny dialogue. plotting something that has A, B and C structures in just 24 mins is HARD. also i think the traditional models are a bit outdated now; there's a lot more of these comedy/drama hybrids around, and love them or hate them, they are v successful. but if you were pitching one, you'd really struggle, as it doesn't fit into anyone's niche.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:58, Reply)
blah fuckin blah, shut the fuck up about it now, no one cares

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:59, Reply)
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Man is shaving. Opens mirrored bathroom cabinet to get something out, closes it ...
KENNETH WILLIAMS IS BEHIND HIM!
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Kenneth WIlliams and man share flat together....
with unfortunate results. For the man. Kenneth gets EXACTLY what he was after.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:04, Reply)
A corpse in the mirror is more horror than comedy

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:33, Reply)
ok then, write something funny here if it's so easy
go on

make us all laugh
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:04, Reply)
I can reassure you that it really is shit

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:51, Reply)
xxxxx

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:52, Reply)
whatever you fat mess

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:47, Reply)
you love me really
you and that adorable bird of yours
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:48, Reply)
this is you reading one of my posts
kineticnorth.com/userfiles/Gilgamesh/mp3/oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr.mp3
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:51, Reply)
yeah sure why not

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:52, Reply)
wait, you can't say that

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:52, Reply)
yeah sure why not?

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:52, Reply)
oh right, FINE then, be like that you horrible smelly she-gorilla

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:59, Reply)
now you're just lifting lines right out of the sitcom

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:00, Reply)
can I shit in your hair please

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:03, Reply)
k, 10 minutes and I haven't heard a no

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Ranga TV

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:44, Reply)
probably in here.
www.comedy.co.uk/guide/tv/pilots/
Probably "Distinguished Ladies"
or
"Seeks Similar"
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Although outside chance for "A 'Curb Your Enthusiasm style' sitcom starring X Factor singer Stacey Solomon."

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:04, Reply)
I'd like to shit in X Factor singer Stacey Solomon's hair
just sayin
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Jesus a lot of that reads like Partridge
Are they really commissioning Carla Lane to churn out more of her shite?
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:07, Reply)
so wakki

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:49, Reply)
maybe it's like really close!

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Wait I get it - this is like one of those lateral thinking puzzles
What's a really big horse hahahahaha
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:59, Reply)
hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:03, Reply)
elephant innit

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Thomas Edison proved that it takes a fuck-ton (approx) of whats to bring down an elephant.

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:04, Reply)
Insults?

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Amps..
Not Volts,
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Nonono you're not getting it
*What's* a really big horse?
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:11, Reply)
what's a pony with a sore throat?
a really small hoarse!!!!!
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:05, Reply)
What's the best cheese for hiding a horse?
Mascapone of course!
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:06, Reply)
what do you call a horse wearing venetian blinds?
A ZEBRA!
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:07, Reply)
He's not that big, you know
You only think he's big because you're a fucking dwarf
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:04, Reply)
christ, just shut up and fuck off will you

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:05, Reply)
I've just about had it with you, Frank
You'd better think about how you treat people here. One day you'll upset one too many people and that'll be it. No friends. Just think on that, yeah?
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:06, Reply)
woah man, it was a joke, christ, get over yourself will you

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Well you know what? Sometimes your jokes aren't funny, Frank
They're just hurtful
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:08, Reply)
if you could shit in any celebrity's hair then who would you choose?
this should be a new thread really, soz, CBA
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Ellie Harrison
no-brainer
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:16, Reply)
D'you know, nothing could improve that girl more than one of your stinky sausages sliding slowly down the back of her hair

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:18, Reply)
See? This guy gets it

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:26, Reply)
She's alright.

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Yeah, she's lovely

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:27, Reply)
dunno who that is, soz

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Just because you don't have any of your own you waki knob

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:29, Reply)
He's got so many friends on here, he can afford to lose a couple, Twoey.
You forget who you're talking to, son.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Well he should just watch himself, that's all I'm saying

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:10, Reply)
I'm afraid I feel it is my duty as a citizen to report this threat of internet violence to David Cameron
It's not personal, you understand.
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:31, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYmDP0B-YP4
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:10, Reply)
I'm watching Kojak on ITV4.

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:12, Reply)
10-4 good buddy you got a Kojak on your tail

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Kodiak with a Kodak on the I-90, good buddy

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Bear in the air, eastbound and down, Big Dobber

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Oh FFS
I now have Eastbound and Down stuck in my head again
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:48, Reply)
Who loves ya baby?

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:20, Reply)
You've had stupendous day of shit telly haven't you?
What was your favourite?
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Yes.

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:21, Reply)
You should check out
Telly Savalis' Birmingham tourist film
(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:48, Reply)
Posting for the sake of posting.

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:29, Reply)
LETS GET THIS THREAD UP TO 300 POSTS!!!

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:30, Reply)
SOMETHING ABOUT HEMP

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:31, Reply)
something humorous

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:32, Reply)
BECAUSE THE PARROTS EAT EM ALL!!!

(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:32, Reply)

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