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Big horse I love you ...(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:39,
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alt: what channel is rachelswipe's sitcom on, I can't seem to find it anywhere(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:43, Reply)
that's because i use a pen nameand it ain't rachelswipe
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:43,
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You've written a sit-com?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:45,
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sort ofmy friend and i are writing one. she's a tv producer, so has a fair few contacts. we've got one production company in NYC and one in london that want to see us, but now we're panicking that it's shit, so there's a lot of rewriting.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:48,
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Ooo.Is it lolwaki, or drizabone? Does it involve several young, dynamic 20-somethings misunderstanding each other's first world problems, with HILARIOUS consequences?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:51,
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the problem is that it needs to be more lolwakiit's fucking hard to be lolwaki.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:52,
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have you thought about ironiclols, such as Monty Python references, Carry On, and Blackadder nods?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:54,
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i think about nothing elsenobody expects fnar fnar queenie
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:56,
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He's a very naughty boy!lol!
I have a cunning plan!
lol!
Oo matron!
lol!
Why not turn it into a dark surrealist dystopian take on American society, paying particular attention to the increasing and unjustifiable gap between the rich and the poor, instead?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:00,
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You're no fun any more.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:03,
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The problem is sitcoms are rarely funny.Most seem to get commissioned on the strength of the 'sit' bit alone, then the same poor gags get recycled over and over.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:55,
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oh get you mister blah blah blah I know everything about sitcoms fucking blah cunt(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:58, Reply)
To be fair, aren't there only 7 types of joke or something?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:58,
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the biggest problem is that it has to come from action/plot rather than dialogueit's easy to write funny dialogue. plotting something that has A, B and C structures in just 24 mins is HARD. also i think the traditional models are a bit outdated now; there's a lot more of these comedy/drama hybrids around, and love them or hate them, they are v successful. but if you were pitching one, you'd really struggle, as it doesn't fit into anyone's niche.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:58,
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Man is shaving. Opens mirrored bathroom cabinet to get something out, closes it ...KENNETH WILLIAMS IS BEHIND HIM!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:02,
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Kenneth WIlliams and man share flat together....with unfortunate results. For the man. Kenneth gets EXACTLY what he was after.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:04,
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A corpse in the mirror is more horror than comedy(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:33,
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ok then, write something funny here if it's so easygo on
make us all laugh
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you love me reallyyou and that adorable bird of yours
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:48,
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this is you reading one of my postskineticnorth.com/userfiles/Gilgamesh/mp3/oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr.mp3
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now you're just lifting lines right out of the sitcom(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:00,
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probably in here.www.comedy.co.uk/guide/tv/pilots/
Probably "Distinguished Ladies"
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"Seeks Similar"
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Although outside chance for "A 'Curb Your Enthusiasm style' sitcom starring X Factor singer Stacey Solomon."(, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:04, Reply)
I'd like to shit in X Factor singer Stacey Solomon's hairjust sayin
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Jesus a lot of that reads like PartridgeAre they really commissioning Carla Lane to churn out more of her shite?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:07,
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maybe it's like really close!(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:57,
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Wait I get it - this is like one of those lateral thinking puzzlesWhat's a really big horse hahahahaha
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:59,
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Thomas Edison proved that it takes a fuck-ton (approx) of whats to bring down an elephant.(
Kroney, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:04,
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Nonono you're not getting it*What's* a really big horse?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:11,
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what's a pony with a sore throat?a really small hoarse!!!!!
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:05,
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What's the best cheese for hiding a horse?Mascapone of course!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:06,
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what do you call a horse wearing venetian blinds?A ZEBRA!
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:07,
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He's not that big, you knowYou only think he's big because you're a fucking dwarf
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:04,
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I've just about had it with you, FrankYou'd better think about how you treat people here. One day you'll upset one too many people and that'll be it. No friends. Just think on that, yeah?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:06,
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Well you know what? Sometimes your jokes aren't funny, FrankThey're just hurtful
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:08,
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if you could shit in any celebrity's hair then who would you choose?this should be a new thread really, soz, CBA
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D'you know, nothing could improve that girl more than one of your stinky sausages sliding slowly down the back of her hair(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:18,
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Just because you don't have any of your own you waki knob(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:29,
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He's got so many friends on here, he can afford to lose a couple, Twoey.You forget who you're talking to, son.
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Kroney, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:06,
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Well he should just watch himself, that's all I'm saying(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:10,
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I'm afraid I feel it is my duty as a citizen to report this threat of internet violence to David CameronIt's not personal, you understand.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:31,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYmDP0B-YP4
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:10,
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10-4 good buddy you got a Kojak on your tail(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:16,
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Bear in the air, eastbound and down, Big Dobber(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:19,
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You've had stupendous day of shit telly haven't you?What was your favourite?
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LETS GET THIS THREAD UP TO 300 POSTS!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:30,
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