the women who work in my office all seem to hate each other

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:42, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I don't know why women can't seem to get along
I used to work in an all-female department and it was just *constant* bitching and sniping. Behind each other's backs of course, not face to face. Possibly just that particular group of women, but I've never noticed men do it. Men seem to go for the direct "you're a fucking cock" approach.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:44, Reply)

No you *ARE* a fucking cock

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Quite possibly
I've only ever heard about women disliking me from roundabout rumour. Men just punch me.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Is that because you got most of the women pregnant in your office block?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Seriously, I don't know where this is coming from.

( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:48, Reply)

It comes from your inability to keep Mr Winky in your pants
How's the Golf getting on?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:49, Reply)

I'll have you know that I'm a paragon of abstinence.
Golf's cost me a grand to get it roadworthy, which means I've spent 2.5 on getting a really nice, solid 16v. Not quite so much of a bargain as I'd thought, but I've still come in below the 3.5k average. Pretty happy.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:51, Reply)

so it's all up and running?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Will be as of 5pm tonight.
Now it's got a new clutch I'll be able to properly put my foot down.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Nice one, at least you can tinker with it yourself
EDIT: this would have been much better if I done did a strike through on clutch to crutch
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:55, Reply)

It needed both front shocks replacing, new discs and pads all round,
a new clutch, a new thermostat and housing, a new brake caliper and a new wheel bearing.

I just don't have the gear to do in the air wheels off work, otherwise I could have saved a packet on labour costs. Oh well.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)

So the engine and body are strong
RESULT
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:05, Reply)

His office building smells of garlic, onions, despair & surrender.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:50, Reply)

of Ori
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:52, Reply)

French paper folding?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:56, Reply)

No, it's all of them.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:48, Reply)

the other day, two of them had a shouting match in the canteen
something about being turned down for a role, the one woman was shouting as the other walked away "you've really screwed me over, i won't fucking forget this"
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:54, Reply)

She won't either.
A woman's grudge lasts a lifetime and beyond.
Just look at the film!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:00, Reply)

Fucking bitches
Our accounts department is like that, every time you go in the office you can feel the tension in the air
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:44, Reply)

All women everywhere hate each other.
*sweeping generalisation*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Pfft, because you'd know up there in your *fabulous* ivory tower.
You've got it easy.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:46, Reply)

It *is* fabulous.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:50, Reply)

It must be nice to ask your partner what's wrong and have them actually tell you.

( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:52, Reply)

and the majority of the time, there being nothing wrong. Ha!
Unless they're a prissy queen, which I have no time for anyway.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Living the dream.
If it weren't for all the cocks and bollocks and that.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:56, Reply)

On the other hand being able to say
"Christ, me scrotum's melted to my leg!" on a summer's day and then do the unpeeling operation and not be faced with a look of mixed horror and disgust must be so freeing
( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Plus, I bet neither of you complains about leaving the toilet seat up.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:56, Reply)

FUCKING SHITBALLS IT'S MY B£TADAY!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Happy Candle day!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Candles
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2058360
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:02, Reply)

And those that don't hate each other, distrust each other
This is why it's impossible for women to be friends.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Slaves to Oestrogen.
Mind we are to Testosterone too but at least that can be solved quickly.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Grace Jonezzzz

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Now there's a woman with too much Testosterone

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:59, Reply)

I really like Grace Jones

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Her knocking out Dolph Lundgren I wonder if there was ever any truth in that

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:03, Reply)

She attacks almost every chat show host she see's so I wouldn't put it past her
Stones of her own
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:06, Reply)

Yeah she is iconic.
But scary!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:05, Reply)

+ adjusts both tinfoil hats

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:54, Reply)