No to that.
Looks like another war looms, with Syria no less.
If it all goes tits up, how would you spend your last days before chemical annihilation?

Alt. What would your last lunch be?

I reckon I'd get blazed and spend it at the beach, weather permitting, with some M&S scran.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:41, 69 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm looking forward to the apocalypse. I'm prepared so I'll be a survivor wondering the wastelands

( Peej, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:43, Reply)

I've got it all planned. See you then!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:45, Reply)

You reckon The Underground would be stable enough to survive a nuclear/ chemical attack?
Apart from the obvious heat, crowding and panic?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:45, Reply)

PJ will be fine
as like me he is smart enough to have avoided living in the major conurbations...

There was an online thingy that I was sent a while back which showed the range of the explosion of an H bomb, and even the biggest one ever made wouldn't reach me if any of the major cities was bombified
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:48, Reply)

Do you live in Leeds?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:08, Reply)

clap clap clap

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:20, Reply)

TEN POUNDS WORTH OF DAMAGE !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:25, Reply)

How philosophical

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Do you think you'll get a few days notice?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:48, Reply)

Well it's just polite, really.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:51, Reply)

I'd just go fucking mental, killing people, smashing and burning things. Carnage.
After that I'd probably just have something light for my last lunch. Salad.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Nonsense
Vicious hammer/axe killing works up a right appetite
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Nice hog roast
strikethrough spit
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:51, Reply)

But I'm only using a hammer. Maybe a bat, not baseball style, more rounders.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Look, when I killed all those people it was fucking tiring, OK?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:54, Reply)

errm

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:54, Reply)

But you used an axe, they are heavy and tiring to swing.
I am using a beautifully balanced Estwing hammer.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:56, Reply)

This isn't just an ordinary hammer
This is the "Sutcliffe v2.1" ball-hammer
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Just popping on my 'killing trousers'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:00, Reply)

A hammer doesn't really have a lot of reach.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Look, you asked what I'd do, and I'm telling you.
Enough with all this unnecessary criticism of my plans.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Don't come crying to me when you get left behind and raped by savages.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:01, Reply)

Then I'll join them, like a sexy game of sardines.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:02, Reply)

4

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Is this a manly tool reference I dont get?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:05, Reply)

WOTS HAMMER 4???!!!!!???

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:06, Reply)

^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Stop!
Hammer time.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:17, Reply)

That's not the joke, but it IS better.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:18, Reply)

yeah Im still not getting it.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:26, Reply)

Really? As in REALLY?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:27, Reply)

:(
Im over it though.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:29, Reply)

A chap enquires of the features of a power drill 'Does it have hammer 4?'
Hammer 4 not being a real feature on power tools, is asked by whomsoever this conversation is being held with, 'What's hammer 4?' to which he is replied 'banging nails in!' Cue lols.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:32, Reply)

:( I feel sadder for knowing

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Please note:
It wasn't me who originally made reference to this aberration. And I never would.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:36, Reply)

I'm sure Nostradamus or some other loon said the third world war would be the last

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Loon is right

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:52, Reply)

You mean this place *did* used to be more fluffy before the /talk2.0 bullies came along and ruined everything?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:54, Reply)

Of course

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:56, Reply)

shut up yurt prick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:03, Reply)

I'd be gutted if they ended the world before the new x-man film comes out, really wanna see that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:14, Reply)

It's nearly done filming now so hopefully an advance screening would occur.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:17, Reply)

Oh cool, I didn't realise, whens it out?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:24, Reply)

Next Summer after editing and whatnot
Bryan Singer posts a lot of pics from filming on Twatter
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:27, Reply)

Sounds good!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:33, Reply)

Damn, i'd have prefered to see it next week if it was at all possible.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 16:12, Reply)

I feel the same about John Afflick doing the Spiderman 9 Reboot.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Iron Man, iron man, does whatever, an iron can.
Straighten Creases, and smashes faces, look out, here comes the iron man.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:25, Reply)

Sounds good, can i download the soundtrack on Kazaa?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:26, Reply)

I can play it on kazoo

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 16:04, Reply)

People said the same about Ledger playing The Joker.
Everyone's a critic these days.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:28, Reply)

Said what?
Coz I'm saying John Afflick will be brilliant as Ming the Merciless.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:30, Reply)

That Ben Affleck will be shit as Battfleck
I am not being roped into your word games!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:36, Reply)

It's merely my way of saying 'This is topical but I know and care about it very little indeed'
But Jim Offluck will be an excellent Bananaman.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:37, Reply)

We should go in, divide up their country and give part of it to the Zoroastrians or some shit.

( Kroney, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:28, Reply)

Can't see us kicking off over Syria.
I don't think another war is wanted, after the fuckups that were Iraq and Afghanistan. The falklands/jingoistic shit doesn't exist any more.
Come zombie carnage day I'd have sex with as many lesbians that can have a stick shaken at. They love it really you know.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:46, Reply)

I'll be honest, I don't really care if they blow each other up or gas each other.
Anybody that tries either on us ought to be nuked.

/controversial
( Kroney, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Harsh but fair, Mr K.
Harsh but fair. Allegedly Thatcher was prepared to nuclear re the Falklands, if the Frenchies didn't give us the code to disable Argentinian missiles. The ones the Frenchies had sold them.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:56, Reply)

A bit like euthanasing middle aged unemployable notherners

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Middle aged selfemployed Northerner please.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 16:02, Reply)

YES!
1/3
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 16:04, Reply)

lemme guess you're a "beer taster" ARF!
or a member of the F.B.I, 'female body inspectors' lol snee snee
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 16:04, Reply)

Good in here today, innit?
I might knock off early...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 16:14, Reply)

i'm gonna leave soon, do a bit of work on the train, put baby ape to bed then log back on, yesssssssssssssssss

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 16:16, Reply)

You're never going to get Mrs Ape knocked up with number two if you spend all your evenings working, you know

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 16:18, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 16:18, Reply)