It's Saturday morning, the sun is shining and I've had my second cup of tea.
Gentle B3TANs, what are your plans for this last weekend before the kids go back to school? This morning I'll be at Ikea when it opens to get new bedding and some rugs, this evening it's BBQ time. Tomorrow will be hard landscaping and sampling some wines.
Alt: Syria. Get involved or fuck 'em?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 7:39, 92 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'm on my second cup of coffee
Mines not back at school until the 9th he is back from his training camp today though.
Weekend plans finish the glossing today, drink beer & possibilities of BBQ tomorrow.
If there is one shop I can't stand it's IKEA
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 8:11, Reply)

I've tidied the flat, cleaned the kitchen, fucked your mum, gutted a pig, tarred a boat, touched a goose, found some ham, danced with the devil and had a cup of tea

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 8:47, Reply)

Morning Nakers
did any MOD's send you a nasty message yesterday?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 8:49, Reply)

Nah, they know I'm the best one here
Also they don't care about qotw
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 9:35, Reply)

It's like ever since Robs wife kicked him out for noncing up his own kids, he don't care about this place

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 9:41, Reply)

They've got a new site anyway. Prolly taking all their time
I'll have another play on quote on monday
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 9:43, Reply)

I've clicked them all I would love the front page to be full of SHITPANTS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Shitpants WILL win lies of the week

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 10:01, Reply)

depends on how many people have clicked them

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Had a coffee and a smoke, going back to bed.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 8:55, Reply)

What the fuck are all you sad sacks doing posting on here before 9 on a Saturday? Go back to fucking bed.
That's what I'm doing.
Although I'm not 'going back' I'm just going. What with having been on nights.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 8:56, Reply)

terrible bullying :(
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2066647
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Nights.
Meh. Driving up that there Glasgow innit. I find driving, skinning up, typing and drinking a brew rather hard work, apologies for any typos.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 9:19, Reply)

+ special

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 9:25, Reply)

What?
Sorry, don't get it.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 9:28, Reply)

*facepalms*
drinking a special brew
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 9:31, Reply)

Goes without saying in Glasgow don't it?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 9:35, Reply)

I thought that it was more Tennents Super there?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 9:36, Reply)

Don't think they're fussy, as long as they've had their morning deep fried something and a bit of skag.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 9:41, Reply)

I did spend about 6 weeks off and on in Aberdeen many years ago
It was full of trainee nurses \o/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Aberdeen's a cool place.
Just avoid the harbour at night.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 10:25, Reply)

I thought Darth hungout at Harwich docks
And I wouldn't be dressed as a Russian sailor anyway
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 10:28, Reply)

where is that bummer anyway?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Not sure TBH
He pops up very occasionally, I'm supposed to be showing him this Jamaican food place when he comes up, he's got his eye's on the Ackee & salted fish with fried dumplings
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Ah.
No, coffee.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 9:35, Reply)

Hav you got a job interview?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Party innit.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Lovely day here in London Town i fear this may be the end of the summer though :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 10:00, Reply)

I'm off wc 16/09 \o/
So I have asked /talk poster stuj of the MET office to book me a hot sunny week with clear sky's.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Prolly going to try and so abroad in october
Just need cover for mini ape
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 10:15, Reply)

There is always Battered or Al

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 10:16, Reply)

To babysit my child...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Could you think of anyone better?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 10:26, Reply)

haha
A seagull has just flown in to the window. What a cock.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 10:08, Reply)

We had that problem a few weeks ago, the Cherries on my trees were fermenting
so had drunk pigeons, magpies Etc. flying into walls/fences windows it was quite funny at times
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Had a nice strong coffee and am now drinking a pint of squash
ready to start again this evening. Off up to Birmingham to see friends and family in a bit, BBQ and beer funtimes. Then West Brom v Swansea tomorrow for which my tickets finally turned up yesterday - they cut that a little fine.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 10:09, Reply)

OHHHHHHH CANDLES

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Candle!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Wow that was lucky!!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 10:11, Reply)

alt: I'm not so sure about the whole Syria thing,
It sounds more like an excuse for the US to sabre rattle Iran.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 10:55, Reply)

pretty much.
Israel be in if Iran says anything, I wouldn't be surprised if those fucks had something to do with it.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 11:06, Reply)

That and Syria's oil fields is Probs. to much temptation for the US

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 11:08, Reply)

you're both retarded

(PsychoChomp, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 11:09, Reply)

Yeah, well I got to touch breasts last night so there
KABOOM
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 11:11, Reply)

you vicious bully

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 11:21, Reply)

haha
Ohh and you missed Wilf flouncing again last week
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 11:30, Reply)

really? linkypoos plz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Everybody was really sad :(
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2056989
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 11:33, Reply)

yer already seen that innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 11:41, Reply)

Yer but do you have a degree in international politics and a masters specialising in that region
Followed by years of working in the field? Or have you just read a few articles in the guardian and on Wikipedia from the global hub of your oarents' basement? because they are totally the same.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 12:04, Reply)

I didn't realise I needed one to touch breasts

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 12:08, Reply)

Well yeah
Years of online research most certainly do not count
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 12:09, Reply)

alright Gillian

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 12:21, Reply)

They call me stacey...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 12:26, Reply)

I don't.
How's shit? I have Bonnie Prince Billy on the stereo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 12:27, Reply)

Speak of tits, how are yours Swipe?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 12:23, Reply)

About to be v sore, since you ask
Off for 40 mins on treadmill and a 2000m row
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 12:26, Reply)

That sounds like effort, the things people do for beuty.
Remember, nothing feels as good as fatty foods taste.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 12:30, Reply)

I'm going to that London.
If the lady pig ever gets her shit together.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 31 Aug 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Sup Weepee
How's the course going?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 11:38, Reply)

Good,
Got my first set of exams on Monday. Got to do some studying.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 31 Aug 2013, 12:10, Reply)

Just walk in tilt your head to one side, make a sharpe intake of breath sound
tell them that "you're on the clock" from *whatever time it is* you don't have the right parts and need to go too the Electrical Factors, turn back up 3 hours later

A+
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Got to go 'outside' again.
To fucking Argos.
If I don't make it back, it was nice to type messages at some of you.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 12:14, Reply)

^ Cpt Lawrence Oates ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 12:56, Reply)

Work finished.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Yes thanks...yes it is.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Just picked a batch of cherry tomatoes.
Gonna roast them on a tray with olive oil, garlic and small amount of chilli.
Nyomable!
Alt. Was involved with them before. Day after the Six Day War. Nothing changes.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 31 Aug 2013, 12:24, Reply)

My tomatoes this year have been really rather tasty.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 12:29, Reply)

I don't know about growing, but it's been a good year for toms I think.
The ones in the supermarket are super lush.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Mine are like toffees and I eat them as such when I'm passing

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 31 Aug 2013, 12:34, Reply)

I don't have any growing facilities, but i'd do the same if I had.
I'm now thinking it would be super cool to attach a a troof thinggy outside my windows.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 12:36, Reply)

I only have a small space but I grow bush toms (Tumbling Tom)
in 12" pots against a south facing wall on my patio. Does the job.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 31 Aug 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Niice.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 12:49, Reply)

Trust me blud, balsamic and a bit of sugar in there.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 12:31, Reply)

That's good too.
Also if you've never tried it: strawberries sprinkled in black pepper and pour on small quantity balsamic. Leave to soak half an hour before stirring round and noshing. Seriously gourmet.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 31 Aug 2013, 12:36, Reply)

I couldn't get into the black pepper, but the balsamic thing works well.
And with the juices from the balsamic massorated strawberies, run them through some maskapony or lightly whipped cream.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 12:37, Reply)

All useful tips Delia.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 31 Aug 2013, 12:42, Reply)

Hah, if I had a cockbook, it would be called something like "Don't waste the best bit".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 12:50, Reply)

"Don't waste the best bit" "Food poisoning with Gonz"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 13:01, Reply)

sniggering at 'cockbook'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Gonz's face says more "Cockblock"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 13:24, Reply)

It was falling out of his oboejeans.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 13:32, Reply)

and some fresh oregano

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 12:36, Reply)

I'll give it a shot.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 31 Aug 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Off to Cleethorpes for fish and chips now.
Be VERY jealous.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 31 Aug 2013, 12:47, Reply)

I win, I'm nowhere near that shithole

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 12:59, Reply)