GET YOUE HANDS OFF MY PENIS.

What should YOU be taking your hands off?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:00, 58 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I don't think I will be clicking on that link

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:02, Reply)

It's OK it's SFW.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Ohhh...ok then
he looked defiant didn't he?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:07, Reply)

I assumed it was this
imgur.com/a/MZmRg
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Now I'm no prude, but I think that could be considered fairly NSFW.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Especially if your work has a strict no aubergine policy

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:54, Reply)

Oh YOUE!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:03, Reply)

I think gonzs idea of a seedy website is strange.
online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323932604579052412226246906.html
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Yeah, it's not half as seedy as this site
www.kingsseeds.com/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:06, Reply)

I don't think I should be taking my hands off.
Can we have a less shit question please?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:11, Reply)

I love his pompous delivery

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)

YM

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)

Pssttt, hey you.
Yeah I mean You. If you have taken a minute to read this. The angels have seen your struggling with something. The angels say its over now and a blessing is coming your way. If you believe in angels then please send this message on to those who many need it. Please don't ignore it, you are being tested. The angels are going to fix two (big) things in your favour. If you believe in angels then follow your heart and share.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)

I...I don't know how to thank you.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:18, Reply)

A punch in the face?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:19, Reply)

I belive in angles!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:19, Reply)

This is the right angle to take

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)

liek if u belive 2

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:22, Reply)

don't be (a)cute with me sonny

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:22, Reply)

We did these puns yesterday
And the day before
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:24, Reply)

No need to be obtuse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:26, Reply)

SQUARES TRIANGLES AND ASSORTED SHAPES

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Pssttt, hey you.
Yeah I mean You. If you have taken a minute to read this. The angels have seen your struggling with something. The angels say its over now and a blessing is coming your way. If you believe in angels then please send this message on to those who many need it. Please don't ignore it, you are being tested. The angels are going to fix two (big) things in your favour. If you believe in angels then follow your heart and share.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Pssttt, hey you.
Pssttt, hey you.
Yeah I mean You. If you have taken a minute to read this. The angels have seen your struggling with something. The angels say its over now and a blessing is coming your way. If you believe in angels then please send this message on to those who many need it. Please don't ignore it, you are being tested. The angels are going to fix two (big) things in your favour. If you believe in angels then follow your heart and share.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)

I did this because I've got a lottery ticket for tonight and it can only increase my odds.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Two (big) things, remember.
I can see a reconciliation on the cards for you because you dared to believe.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:26, Reply)

That would be nice.
Girlfriend back and winning the lottery, although not back because I won the lottery, that wouldn't be great.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:26, Reply)

If she does come back after your win, don't keep it from her, eh.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)

i think she'd notice the crown I had started wearing.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Just tell her you got it from Burger King

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:32, Reply)

I've got 4

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Didn't you win just last week?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:32, Reply)

nah, but I was really close
I missed loads of numbers by 1
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Shame :(

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:38, Reply)

I NO RITE!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:39, Reply)

I wanted one (small) thing to be fixed in my favour.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Oh I believe in them alright
Their London HQ is just down the road from me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Gummy Bear dropped into potassium chlorate
I'll keep my hands off that, I think.

i.imgur.com/wc60kA6.gif
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:24, Reply)

This thread is brilliant.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:25, Reply)

You are being tested.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Folow ur hart n share

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:27, Reply)

YM
I am ill
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Whassamatter? Is it alcohol related?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Lack of alcohol related
I feel like I've been out for 12 pints
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:36, Reply)

If you are ill
You should take a pill,
And then drink your fill,
Don't be a dil... do
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Pssttt, hey you.

Yeah I mean You. If you have taken a minute to read this. The angels have seen your struggling with something. The angels say its over now and a blessing is coming your way. If you believe in angels then please send this message on to those who many need it. Please don't ignore it, you are being tested. The angels are going to fix two (big) things in your favour. If you believe in angels then follow your heart and share.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:31, Reply)

The keyboard. Also turning 360º.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:42, Reply)

And walking away?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Thought you'd want to see this.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-23935768
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:45, Reply)

I saw it earlier
Yeah, well lol
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:46, Reply)

That won't open on my phone for some reason.
I feel soiled.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:55, Reply)