What's the most immoral thing you've ever witnessed?
Alt: What's the most immoral thing you've ever done*



*Apart from my mother.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:56, 67 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morality is for the weak.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:57, Reply)

What about the other 51?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Dara O'Briain hosts this new BBC......blah......

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:07, Reply)

That bent paki yesterday - my answer to both questions

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:58, Reply)

haha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:58, Reply)

I am genuinely traumatised by that. It's really upset me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Unhappy finish?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:59, Reply)

You said he did you.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:00, Reply)

I'm as pure as the fresh driven snow (not the yellow stuff)
I can see this thread going well
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Ooooo
This is a good thread. I'll have to have a good think
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Alt: burglary

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Really?
Share with the rest of the class please.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:00, Reply)

I was 17
I sold hashish for a chap much older than me, he wanted to make more money so I set up the purchase of 100 e's for him. The deal went bad and the money was nicked so this chap made me go up to Bromley with him on the train and I climbed in the (open) window of his bedsit to get what I could of his stuff, see if there were addresses/phone numbers etc.

Whilst I was filling a suitcase with all this chaps worldly possessions, his landlord unlocked the door and walked in, showing someone the room (the occupant had fled owing rent). I bluffed my way out of it, saying that the fellow had left me in his room and fucked off. He bought it and let me out the front door, with the suitcase.

My brother found out and went fucking nuts at the guy for making me do it. Upon reflection it was pretty out of order, I was only a kid. My life could have taken a seriously bad turn had I not blagged it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Fucking hell.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:09, Reply)

Decapitation's too good for him

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:11, Reply)

I haven't thought about that for years.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Caffartic here innit?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)

If only you'd had a sword

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Or an ungentlemanly submarine.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)

I've just thought of a really bad thing
My mate had his bedsit burgled and woke up halfway through it. Decided to stay still as the two of them seemed to have hammers but found that:

THEY NICKED HIS FUCKING CANS OUT OF THE FRIDGE!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)

My boss got burgled a few years ago whilst he was asleep & they even took items off his bedside cabinet.
He was lucky he didn't wake up, otherwise they'd probably (at best) have knocked him out.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:17, Reply)

But CANS

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:18, Reply)

Baked beans aint cheap either

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:19, Reply)

My mate was burgled
Idiots took the keyring from her car keys but left the car etc. But her house was such a shit heap that it took them weeks to notice the microwave was gone.
( Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:19, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)

WTF?
You would you nick a keyring?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:21, Reply)

He would he and all.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:25, Reply)

No idea. The whole thing was farcical
They got back from their holiday and didn't notice anything, then the next day they found that a pane of glass had been carefully removed from the side of the house and placed unbroken against the wall. THey couldn't find anything missing though. Then the next day her husband went to get a beer and found the beer had been nicked, then she went to get her car key and found the keyring was gone so they called the police and told the police they have a break in but that was all that was taken. Then weeks later they went to use the microwave and couldn't find it. They probably nicked loads that they never noticed because their house was fucking disgusting.
( Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:27, Reply)

I may (or may not) have unwittingly been involved in a burglary as a child.
I was out playing with a mate, when I was about eight years old.
A van pulled up with his older brother and some mates in, they asked us to come and help with something, so in we jumped.
They drove us to a house and explained that it belonged to the parents of one of them, but they were away on holiday and he was locked out. They needed one of us, with our skinny arms, to reach through the letterbox and unlock the door. It turned out that my arms were thin enough and long enough to manage this.
In they went, they rewarded us with some biscuits and off we went to play again.
It was only years later when telling this story that someone pointed out to me that it probably wasn't their house.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:21, Reply)

HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Alt. Lived for ever...so far.
Edit: Oh, did you say immoral?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Alt:Stealing, lying and cheating. Loads.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:03, Reply)

some of the stuff families/ex's do to one another over property is pretty fucking immoral
my old firm has a big criminal team, and i don't think half the stuff i saw there was as bad!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Whilst my ex is not be a total cunt all the time.
There have been a couple of things that have astounded me; where she has acted in her own interests against the best interests of Micro.

This has made me furious. All I have tried to do since I left in April has been in the best interests of Micro.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:08, Reply)

It often brings out the worst in people
While it must be frustrating for you you must be aware that children are often used as leverage during separations. It also shows you what sort of person the other is deep down
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:10, Reply)

I.E. Battered is a pansy and needs to get his leverage on?

( Kroney, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)

yeah man
if you don't use all the tools at your disposal then you are weak...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:24, Reply)

My attitude has been that when my daughter is older and asks me about what when on I want to be able to look her in the eyes and tell her in all honesty that I did the very best I could.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)

Yes dear its vital that you remain chained up in this cellar
Its for your own good...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Assuming she's still talking to you by then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Oh thanks for that.
You cunt.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:27, Reply)

:D

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:36, Reply)

My GrandCub with broken parents is now 10.
Her mother has behaved like a complete fuckduster for the whole of the 8 year separation.
GC is aware now and sometimes says she hates her. But we also have to remember that she will always love her mum so we never ever knock her in front of GC.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Really? I wasn't aware of that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)

yeah I know
But old Warwick Davies here seemed surprised
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Davies Hunt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Chases fox

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:25, Reply)

I thought most 'firms' had a fair sized criminal element.
Hooligan.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:08, Reply)

The most immoral thing I've witnessed was probably the woman who drove into the side of me blaming me for the accident
when she was:

a) pissed
b) driving out of a junction straight into my car

Alt:
I've done many immoral things - mainly shagging related during my younger days
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Incest is best eh?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:11, Reply)

You knows it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:12, Reply)

I don't. My family are frigid.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Only for you, sweetheart

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)

:(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)

I unleashed my tadpoles into your mum's gaping pond only last night

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)

YOU STAY OFF HER LILYPAD

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)

OFF ABOUT FROM
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Soz. Forgot the lingo.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:25, Reply)

The most immoral thing I do is work

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:25, Reply)

^ Ben Elton

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Elton

t spastic
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Played!

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:39, Reply)

When my dad died in cyprus, two people who were down the road knew about it [the whole estate knew before I did, small-town if you know what I mean]...
... anyway, about 30 minuites after, two people knocked on the door, who were semi-friends.... they wanted everything out the safe before the police could get to it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:26, Reply)

so they were trying to help against corrupt police?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Or just Montying/Tangling?
THE BURGLING CUNTS
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Not really, they were insisting on them having it rather than people who were taking care of things.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:11, Reply)

Unfaithfulness
Alt: Unfaithfulness
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:14, Reply)