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Dozers thread looks a bit dull.Clothes.
What's your style and what are you in the market for?
Alt; What is so good about your favourite pub?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 19:08,
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I'm in the market for a new pair of sneakers, a new cap by Indecision and a t shirt by Undefeated.Possibly some new combats an' all.
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What sort of sneakers are you looking for?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 19:12,
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Chem have them in the salewww.chemical-records.co.uk/sc/clothing/mens/brands/dvs-shoes/19456
www.chemical-records.co.uk/sc/clothing/mens/brands/lakai-footwear/15348
www.chemical-records.co.uk/sc/search?Lab=DC+Clothing&ND=-1&fid=299&bl=88
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 19:18,
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I'll look at home later, ta.I prefer to buy shoes offline though; different brands vary wildly in their sizing. Circa trainers are quite narrow, for instance.
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These follk will have some that'll fit youwww.brighton-canoes.co.uk/
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 19:23,
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To be fairI was going to use 'make link shorter' to disguise the company, but I didn't.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 19:24,
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People who call trainers 'sneakers' are massive, massive, massive wankers.No offence, like.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 19:15,
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Actual real people do that?I mean, people who aren't Monty, real people do that?
Cunts.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 19:44,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:12,
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Dad chic.Alt: All the delicious beers.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 19:23,
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I made curry.Off out rehearse in a bit.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 19:26,
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Essentially my wardrobe consists of whatever jeans are 'in' and t-shirts/sweatshirtsI don't really follow trends but shop at places like Bank/USC/Scotts that sell trendy (chavvy) stuff, so inadvertantly.
Alt. Don't really have a favourite. If I'm on a night out, one with cheap booze, good music and a dancefloor will suffice
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 19:24,
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I am getting to the age where I wonder if I can get away with a look.Not past it yet though.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 19:47,
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I'm 33 and still rock the urbanism look innitStay strong, sister xx
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Debenhams 'Maine' nautical themed polo shirts with the collar 'popped'Looking for some tan chinos with turn ups and a nice crease down the front. Slightly too big so I can bunch the waist up with a belt and achieve that saggy arse look.
+ 'Oakley' shades.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 19:33,
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Are you trying to get work as a Nakers tribute act?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 19:35,
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Hey, cut Loaksy some slack, eh.His 'thing' is being a Stereophonics fanatic who is far too late with jokes.
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I meant ditto to the 'brilliant, but apparently 'You already posted that!'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 19:43,
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This Internet validation means a lot to me x x(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 19:55,
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I fucking love that you both MARR'd that.Even better that I have no idea what he looks like.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 19:37,
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That's a wonderful insult.I'm going to pass that off as my own.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 19:39,
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ha ha!We had to memorize that 'If it were done when t'were done then t'were well it were done quickly' soliloquy.
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No that would be weird. I prefer to imagine you all as fat neck beards.Apart from Geordiejay, who I imagine to be 'fabulous'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 19:42,
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Look, I get it, you want to be special.But I don't have time for that, you have two choices, fat neck beard or 'fabulous'. Make your decision.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 19:54,
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I never negated fabulous.I was talking to lady Macbeth
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 19:56,
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I imagine him like the gay one in great British bake off(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:08,
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I dress like an adultSmart, dapper, sophisticated
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:15,
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Were you being SrS? Cos I read it in sarcastic(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 19:39,
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Yes, heavy sarcasm. I wear jeans and t shirts. In the winter i add a jumper.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 19:40,
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I have an exemplery sense of stylewhich incorporates both elements of classic design and a flair for the new, daring and dangerous
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 19:57,
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wool is classicand protects from earth, air, fire and water
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:03,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2072945
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:13,
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Thanks Jeff, I think he needs to see that.INTERVENTION
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:15,
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I'm only doing this because I care, and I want the old Nakers back. Where is he?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:18,
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He's gone. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:35,
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I like high quality suits, shoes etc. Most of the time I wear jeans and a polo shirt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:17,
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POLO SHIRT CUNT. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:28,
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Not the polo brand. And certainly no popped collar. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:28,
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I will never understand polo shirts, Unless you're actually playing polo, you just look like a cunt.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:33,
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I find they achieve the same result as wearing something with 'Wanker' emblazoned all over it.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:35,
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You and me frog, we're on the same page. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:36,
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I'm 40. I cannot be bothered with fashion. Polo shirts are dull and inoffensive and I don't care. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:36,
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You know I considered a "that's why your wife left" joke, But I like buttered too much to upset him.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:43,
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POLO SHIRT CUNT. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:36,
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I can die my hair, you'll always have the fashion sense of a desperate mid 20s wanker, so obsessed with "cool" that you've missed the entire point of putting on clothes in the first place. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:39,
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I imagine you're the guy that stands up by the bar occasionally glancing in the back bar mirror, Giving girls "the eye" and concentrating really hard on your posture to make sure it's the right mix of "strong", "confident" and "approachable" all the while holding your arm in such a way that the light glints off your "not too pricey, but good brand" watch and convincing yourself that all the girls are too scared to approach you as you're so suave and all the guys are jealous of your new hand double stitched armadillo straight leg blah blah blah blah dressed like a cunt. Shit haircut.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:53,
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I wish I could click this more than once.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:59,
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Today I am wearing a pale yellow polo shirt, blue (straight leg) jeans and brown tasselled loafers. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:42,
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Loafers? Oh B.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:45,
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www.houseoffraser.co.uk/Fin%27s+Nico+brown+loafers/185054653,default,pd.html
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:52,
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but underneath you are still sticking it to the fascistswith your Levellers tanga pants
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:46,
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Good work. Clickety click. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 21:11,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:51,
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I like my local, been coming here for years.Good beer at a good price, Thatcher's trad scrumpy, £2.55 a pint.
Dead nice bunch of locals. Total varied bunch, class lots a friends.
Laid. back atmosphere.
Open fire, we're allowed loose with the axe to sort the firewood. Alcohol and chopping things is ace.
24 hour licence, first juicer in the country to get one.
Marx and Engels, allegedly were locals.
Wi fi.
Good range of real ales.
Hog and lamb roasts.
Curry nights.
Quiz nights.
Mad bunch of nutters.
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Sounds frightful (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:27,
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Tshirt and jeans. Maybe vest and shirt.
Alt: good beer, friendly regulars, decent jukebox, no bullshit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:27,
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I've got long ginger hair, like some sort of horrid hippy throwback. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:40,
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god I cannot stand people like that(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:41,
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Too far man. Too far.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:48,
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I thought he was the anointed spokesperson for 'your people' ?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:53,
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Nah, if we're honest, we don't really like him much. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 21:06,
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Only at the office (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:53,
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my look is a kind of cybergoth/steamLARP hybridcrossed with Larry Blackmon of Cameo.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:36,
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You didn't make much of an effort on the weekend then. Came across more as "guy in a tshirt"
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:37,
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I was wearing all my 'special gear' underneath. (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:38,
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The outer gear looked fairly "special" And when I say special I mean downsy.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:41,
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the furry costume of a My little Pony?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:44,
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I imagine you only wear black.And have a beaten up old leather jacket.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:39,
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nonsense! I sometimes wear blue ACTUALLY(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:43,
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“You’re all clear, kid! Now let’s blow this thing and go home!”(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 21:29,
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Help me obiWANKenbi, you're my only hope.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 21:35,
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Ejacuate in our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 21:43,
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"We have analised the glans, and there is a weakness. A small exhaust port right below the main port.But the approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point."
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 21:45,
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