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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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alright sluts?
I'm in the pub with a pint of Veltins and some work to do. WHAT ARE YOU OWNING
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:18, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
EVERYTHING. You name it, I own it.
Poland? 1939? MINE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:19, Reply)
I OWNED wrapping some presents earlier.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:20, Reply)
wrapping is what WAGs do

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:22, Reply)

w

A

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(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:22, Reply)
Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:24, Reply)
And a few honkys as well.
Like that M&M bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:25, Reply)
POTD.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:25, Reply)
Has the quality been poor today?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:27, Reply)
pretty that subthread down there is the best

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:29, Reply)
Exceptionally dreadful.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:29, Reply)
ron swansons thread had some lols

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:31, Reply)
It's good there have been some new posters recently.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:32, Reply)
Hi!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:35, Reply)
*bums*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:35, Reply)
i'm a little bit in lo0ve with doc frog

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:35, Reply)
\o/
?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:38, Reply)
Yeah, but since my unceremonious dumping I have to do the wimmins work.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:24, Reply)
i think we need to know more about the dumping if we are going to help

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:26, Reply)
I'm not completely ready to be ripped to shreds about that.
One day though.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:27, Reply)
Windy wrote a real heart wrencher once

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:29, Reply)
*Really* really?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:31, Reply)
yeah, some bird took him for a complete ride/chump

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:32, Reply)
That poor electric copper porcine.
I will tell my story at some point, but I can't laugh about it at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:36, Reply)
bitches be trippin
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:37, Reply)
What does /ac mean?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:37, Reply)
i had to ask as well, you're in good company
auto correct, ie you've written it before
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:38, Reply)
Sure thing, I've done it loads of time now
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:38, Reply)
take off your pleather jacket, those things are sweat boxes
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:39, Reply)
You're the best BUMHOLE here.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:40, Reply)
You two need a hotel room for your Gay romance thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)
Auto complete, you bent spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:25, Reply)
hahaha...shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:26, Reply)
YOUR MUM!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:19, Reply)
Sofa, beer, tiny ridiculous dogs.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:20, Reply)

d w
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:20, Reply)
I do sometimes put them in black face.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:21, Reply)
riwiculous?
who are you 'Arry Potter?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:21, Reply)
Pint of soda and black.
Off the sauce for a few days.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:22, Reply)
^ghey^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:22, Reply)
^shitcunt^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:22, Reply)
^prick^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:22, Reply)
^cock hungry^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:23, Reply)
^racist^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:23, Reply)
^ wanker ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:26, Reply)
^ham toucher^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:26, Reply)
^ Cock sucker mother fucker ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:32, Reply)
^weeping discharge^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:33, Reply)
^ Nature's tufted treasure ^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:33, Reply)
^wee wee tapir^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:34, Reply)
^ granny rapist ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:35, Reply)
^MK Don^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:36, Reply)
^Mrs Fubbs' Parlour^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:37, Reply)
^ prolapsed ringpiece ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:39, Reply)
^Jack Nasty Face^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:41, Reply)
^ syphilis riddled bender ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:41, Reply)
^child killer^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:42, Reply)
^ Alistair Campbell ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:42, Reply)
^kevin webster^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:42, Reply)
^Cupid's furrow^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)
^ cum-gargling monstrosity ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)
^Wilmott Brown^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)
^betamax video recorder owner^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)
^Cherie Blair's bloddy GASH ^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:44, Reply)
^ scat lover ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:44, Reply)
^keeper of eggs in the fridge^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:44, Reply)
^drinker of tea with meals^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:44, Reply)
^BSB squarial purchaser^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:45, Reply)
^ Barrymore's largest genital wart ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:45, Reply)
^2 slice toaster owner, with no variable setting^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:46, Reply)
^ ex-boyfriend of a sex worker ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:46, Reply)
^ X-factor voter^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:46, Reply)
^Stuart Lubbock^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:46, Reply)
^ worse cook than Gonz ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:47, Reply)
^pay as you go customer^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:47, Reply)
^less holiday than Nakers^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:47, Reply)
^ male sauna user ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:48, Reply)
^Jordan's 5th husband^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:48, Reply)
^ first name is Giles ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:48, Reply)
^Well done steak eater^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:48, Reply)
^gola trainer owner^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:48, Reply)
^Orderer of Nescafé on visit to Starbucks^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:48, Reply)
^believer of infomercials^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:49, Reply)
^ Welsh ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:49, Reply)
What brilliant replies, I'm touched, not in the imapproptiate way.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:54, Reply)
You'll have to give us your top 5 replies later on.
When you've finished your pint of fizzy-piss-squash.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)
this sub thread has had me weeping with laughter in the pub
it's a little awkeward if I'm honest
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:02, Reply)
Get yourself a pint of soda and black.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:02, Reply)
This thread is up there with oils.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:08, Reply)
^ one of Monty's mums ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:49, Reply)
^HD DVD Watcher^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:51, Reply)
^Standard Nokia ringtone user^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:52, Reply)
^ Playground victim of Bartleby ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:52, Reply)
^Cotton Traders shopper^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)
^NHS glasses wearer^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)
^Blue cross day shopper^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:54, Reply)
^Atkins dieter^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:54, Reply)
^bogey eater^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)
^Pound store price checker^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)
^ Peter Tatchell ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:56, Reply)
^Candy Crush Saga player^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:56, Reply)
^Zune owner^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:57, Reply)
^ covert saddle-sniffer ^

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:57, Reply)
^crumb bum^

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 20:59, Reply)
^ Fixie rider ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:00, Reply)
^ Milton Keynes resident ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:00, Reply)
^ Naker's new hiring manager ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:00, Reply)
^Claire Rayner^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:01, Reply)
^Shellsuit wearer^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:01, Reply)
^velcro shoe owner^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:02, Reply)
^ Gregg Wallace ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:02, Reply)
^My Family box set owner^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:02, Reply)
^ PCSO ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:03, Reply)
^brown car owner^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:03, Reply)
^ Almost as big a cunt as Al ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:03, Reply)
^Top Gear on Dave watcher^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:04, Reply)
^Comb overer^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:04, Reply)
^ Ben Needham ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:04, Reply)
^Top Gear on Dave Ja Vu watcher'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:04, Reply)
^listens to the archers^

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:04, Reply)
^ Terrine chooser when there are much better things on the menu ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:05, Reply)
^dingus^

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:05, Reply)
^Gillian Mckeith admirer^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:06, Reply)
^orange juice as a 'starter' enjoyer^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:06, Reply)
^ Ryan Air traveller ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:06, Reply)
^ fan of musicals ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)
^mobility scooter driving test failure^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)
^big floppy donkey dick^

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)
^Debt consolidator^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)
^runner up on It's a Knockout^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)
^member of CAMRA^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)
^S Club 7 party thrower^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)
^Carpenters fan^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:08, Reply)
^Trip Advisor^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:08, Reply)
^ bacon hater ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:08, Reply)
^lover of sandwich spread^

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:09, Reply)
^Speed walker^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:09, Reply)
Sandal and white sock wearer.
Edit, hsng on...
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:09, Reply)
^An orange sparkle is your biggest treat ever^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:10, Reply)
^ non shed owner ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:10, Reply)
^ Emvee ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:10, Reply)
^writes into 'Points of View'^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:10, Reply)
^Own comment liker^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:11, Reply)
^ have fucking pint for fuck's sake I'm running out of ideas ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:11, Reply)
^Roland Browning^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:12, Reply)
^looks up recipe for ice^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:12, Reply)
^pet shop boy^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:12, Reply)
^Vauxhall Cadet driver^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:12, Reply)
^worse than Nakers^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:13, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:15, Reply)
Sorry mate.
You still in the pub? (I just wanted to check you were paying attention and reading these).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:18, Reply)
I really am, I'm trying to sort out expenses, holiday and a resignation letter...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:21, Reply)
Top tip.
Write the letter of resignation in crayon.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:22, Reply)
Oh, well that's awkward I've already done mine in blood and semen

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:23, Reply)
Send two.
One to your manager and one straight to HR.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:32, Reply)
HR will print it out, trip over it and call me back asking what they are supposed to do

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:34, Reply)
^Misses Chris Moyles on Radio 1^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:13, Reply)
^Hartleys ex bird^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:14, Reply)
^ catholic priest ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:14, Reply)
^Peter Kay fan^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:15, Reply)
^ George Osbourne ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:15, Reply)
^MW radio band listener^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:15, Reply)
^Thinks the fridge light is always on^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:16, Reply)
^ member of The Tufty Club ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:16, Reply)
^cock doing that precum thing^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:16, Reply)
^ Janet Street-Porter's dentist ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:16, Reply)
^ menthol cigarette smoker ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:17, Reply)
^Can't believe it's not butter^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:17, Reply)
^jew^

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:17, Reply)
^full fat milk drinker^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:17, Reply)
^Eco warrior^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:18, Reply)
^ member of Boyzone ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:18, Reply)
+ dead
This addition word manages to call him both a woofter AND a drug using lightweight.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:19, Reply)
^14" CRT television owner^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:19, Reply)
^ thinks Jaffa Cakes are biscuits ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:19, Reply)
^ Citroen owner ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:19, Reply)
^Dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:20, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:21, Reply)
Just like that time Gonz went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:22, Reply)
Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:23, Reply)
^follows the bear^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:23, Reply)
^Crackerjack!^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:24, Reply)
CRACKERJACK!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:26, Reply)
Gives up, has pint.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:31, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:33, Reply)
^peer pressure victim^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:34, Reply)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:35, Reply)
^slice of lemon in fizzer pop requester^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:35, Reply)
^snooker fan^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:36, Reply)
^no wife beater^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:36, Reply)
^Needs ID to get beer^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:36, Reply)
^drink problem^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:37, Reply)
^of black with soda^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:38, Reply)
^Secret lemonade drinker^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:39, Reply)
^Value swing bin bag user^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:40, Reply)
This has to be the most random post of the night.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:55, Reply)
^Radio 1 Roadshow fanatic^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:41, Reply)
^steals clothes from washing lines^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:42, Reply)
^drinks wine from a box^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:42, Reply)
^Complete set of NatWest pigs owner^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:42, Reply)
^ weak ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:42, Reply)
^ has no willpower ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:43, Reply)
^ tragic mess ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:43, Reply)
^Compares merekats^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:44, Reply)
^Can't get quicker than a Kwik Fit fitter^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:44, Reply)
^salad dodger^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:45, Reply)
^Gavin, 28, Autoglass^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:45, Reply)
Best LOL of the night.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:45, Reply)
^Loves the jobs you hate^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:46, Reply)
^Artifical Christmas tree haver^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:46, Reply)
^Boots Advantage points collector^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:47, Reply)
^Ki Ora is too orangey for him^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:47, Reply)
^coin purse user^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:48, Reply)
^But you can call me Brian..... POUNDS!^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:49, Reply)
^Carries boom box on shoulder^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:49, Reply)
^Likes the swings and the climbing frame, but not the roundabout^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:51, Reply)
^Talks to frank^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:53, Reply)
^Decaf^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:54, Reply)
^ Barry Scott wannabe ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:54, Reply)
^Texts to win^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:55, Reply)
^Designer of smoking shelters used by pub chains^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:56, Reply)
You need to step away and have a lay down now.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:57, Reply)
I think we might need a new thread.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:00, Reply)
^goes moo^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:57, Reply)
TGGI!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:58, Reply)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:58, Reply)
This Guy (or Girl) Gets It!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:59, Reply)
Simple but effective Lolz

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:58, Reply)
^Saved money on car insurance, felt epic^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:57, Reply)
^Likes to watch the adverts^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:57, Reply)
^knows how much softer Ultra Lenore is^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:59, Reply)
^Asks mum if she's seen his 'good jumper'^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:59, Reply)
^worries when the next toilet stop is^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:01, Reply)
^isn't sure if he had a bag with him^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:02, Reply)
^owns all three crazy frog albums, but never heard of Led Zeplin^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:03, Reply)
^Is looking for the new book by Jane Austin^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:04, Reply)
^Believes in life after love^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:05, Reply)
^tried to put his willy in his bum and broke his willy. Twice^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:06, Reply)
^can hear the people sing^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:06, Reply)
^Asked how he could join Culture Club^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:07, Reply)
^wants a panini but can't pronounce it^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:07, Reply)
^Asked directions to Amarillo^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)
^best friend is a paper bag. With a hole in it. Also a mouldy satsuma^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:09, Reply)
^Deal or No Deal?^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:09, Reply)
Fuck me, it's still going on.
Bacon hater is a bit strong though. Take that back, or deletion time \o/
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:13, Reply)
Who called you a bacon hater?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:13, Reply)
Just checked. It was Battered.
You need to make some allowance for him, he's having a difficult time of it at the moment.

His patio furniture got nicked a while back.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:15, Reply)
Just showed this to someone in the pub, who wondered why I was laughing.
They read it, and looked at me a bit oddly.Don't think they understand B3TA.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:25, Reply)
I'm not sure I understand it either if I'm being honest.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:31, Reply)
I know I don't.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)
Still, its been different.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:34, Reply)
^found marbles. They were someone else's^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:11, Reply)
^upgraded to Lidl^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:13, Reply)
^Prefers Norton to Wogan on Eurovision^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:13, Reply)
^has his curry with 'half and half'^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:13, Reply)
^confused by piece of paper with PTO on both sides^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:15, Reply)
^1990s Dr Who film liker^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:16, Reply)
^name badge wearer^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:16, Reply)
^see those two houses? His is the one in the middle^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:17, Reply)
^adds fractions onto his age^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:17, Reply)
^found a delicious treat in his arsehole^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:18, Reply)
^turned down by Sun Alliance Over 50s plan^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:19, Reply)
^drinks halves, two at a time^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:20, Reply)
^still uses a Kodak disc camera^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:20, Reply)
+ and thought Kodak's Advantix APS system was the future of photography
when really it was a con and was just luring in people who really just needed to wait a few years for digital to become a viable financial option.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:21, Reply)
^start a new thread Captain^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:26, Reply)
i can't
it's too much to follow
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:26, Reply)
^failed a litmus test^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:22, Reply)
^is just a small boy, nobody loves him^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:22, Reply)
^Does the conga^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:23, Reply)
^pushed pineapple, shook the tree^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:24, Reply)
^Ah say yuh buy wun, yuh get wun free^

(I helped save b3ta! broken flange, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:25, Reply)
^Fred Elliott from Corrie^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:25, Reply)
^beige lover^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:25, Reply)
Just fuck off, I'm going for food.
xx
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:29, Reply)
^missed DFS sale^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:27, Reply)
^Rotary washing line fancier^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:28, Reply)
^stuck cogs on it and called it steampunk. By 'it' I mean his cock, obvs^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:28, Reply)
^Collects swimming badges^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:29, Reply)
^favourite member of the A-Team is Face^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:30, Reply)
^ Thinks Street-Hawk was better than Knight Rider^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:34, Reply)
^finds crunchy peanut butter a 'bit much'^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:35, Reply)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:35, Reply)
thank you
I was inspired by eating smooth peanut butter for weirdly sentimental reasons
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:38, Reply)
Did you fashion a cock out of the cardboard inner from some kitchen roll?
Now you're single again
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:39, Reply)
it's the only way to enjoy peanut butter products

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:40, Reply)
^thinks it was Shaggy, despite his protestations^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:35, Reply)
^visits a 'salon'^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:36, Reply)
^lost his heart to a starship trooper^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:36, Reply)
^SAGA holidayer^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:37, Reply)
^Apppreciates the music of Annie Lenox^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:37, Reply)
^could not think of a reason to switch off his TV set and do something less boring instead^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:39, Reply)
^does not know where his towel is^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:41, Reply)
^Went to B&Q for a Usain Bolt^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:42, Reply)
properlol

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:42, Reply)
^Likes to move it, move it^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:42, Reply)
^prefers the film to the book^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:43, Reply)
^Colin Baker was his favourite Doctor^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:44, Reply)
^pushes an evening thread over 400 replies^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:45, Reply)
^likes the taste of his own toenails^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:46, Reply)
^Daddy AND Chips^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:46, Reply)
^spirit animal is a mosquito^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:48, Reply)
^said "daddy, me Snow, me I'll go blame"^

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:48, Reply)
^Licks, Boom Boom ^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:49, Reply)
^has fish and chips on a plate^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:49, Reply)
and prefers gravy to mushy peas

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:49, Reply)
^earth citizen^

(I helped save b3ta! broken flange, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:50, Reply)
Ha

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:51, Reply)
^had brain rejected by hungry zombies^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:50, Reply)
^owns entire set of Rock Lords^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:52, Reply)
^counts 'sleeps' until life events^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:53, Reply)
^Eats unfrozen Mr Freeze ice-pops^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:55, Reply)
^Proud Michael Parkinson's Parker pen owner^

(I helped save b3ta! broken flange, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:55, Reply)
Ooooh. We have a fail.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2075463
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:56, Reply)
Well that's that ruined, well done.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:58, Reply)
Fuck it!

(I helped save b3ta! broken flange, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:59, Reply)
Don't worry. No one noticed.
You're alright.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:01, Reply)
^'Likes' Facebook posts to save sick kids, thinks it helps^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:56, Reply)
^Wonders how all this started^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:57, Reply)
^wonders how this all could end ^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:58, Reply)
^up past bedtime^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:59, Reply)
^realises he has to be up for work on six hours^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:59, Reply)
^longs to be close to you^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:00, Reply)
^Takes Soda and Black to bed with him^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:00, Reply)
^prefers a plain sponge^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:01, Reply)
^has thoroughly enjoyed a jolly good laugh^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:01, Reply)
^ Hopes he'll be less of a whinging little shit bag tomorrow^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:02, Reply)
^will try :)^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:03, Reply)
^lover of the cummerbund^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:02, Reply)
^ sighs^
merbund
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:03, Reply)
Moribund Cummerbund
The new sensation on the Sadcore scene
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:04, Reply)
You should save this thread Captain.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:05, Reply)
I think it's already breathing its last

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:06, Reply)
^is retiring, bids you both adieu^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:06, Reply)
^sings while going upstairs^

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:07, Reply)
^drunk on Kaliber^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:27, Reply)
^is this still open for new entries?^

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 20:17, Reply)
^Corbyn lover^

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 6 May 2016, 8:50, Reply)

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