Nice beaches, plenty of nature and scenery if you like that kind of thing
less than two hours from the beautiful Lake District and Yorkshire Dales, or an hour or so from the teen pregnancy capital of Europe.
Also not a million miles from where AA hangs out, I think, not a great selling point I admit.....
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:11, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Less than two hours?
That's not much of a claim. I could get to many parts of the country in that time.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:13, Reply)

or 3 junctions of the m6
fuck i hate the m6
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:14, Reply)

The M6 is undeniably shite.
From about J 34 to the south end whereupon the M5 or 4 takes up the bar of shiteness and raises it to a whole new level.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:16, Reply)

when i drive home
the m40 is a blissful stretch of 100mph goodness, free of other motorists. then the m42 slows it right down.

then the m6 comes along and ruins it all. EVERY. TIME.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

I do enjoy the nostaglic feeling of driving on the toll road

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)

It's almost as if the further North you go, the shittier everything is

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)

More sensibly priced

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)

this isn't true
there are few bits of the north that are as shit as catford or clacton pond or parts of brixton or streatham or southampton...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Hull
Bradford
Wigan
Sunderland
Middleborough
Blackpool
Mansfield
Burnely
Stoke
Liverpool
Preston
Selby
etc etc etc
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:36, Reply)

have you been to catford?
some cunt threw a snowball with a rock in it at my car "for being a posh twat".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:40, Reply)

hey people can be dead wrong anywhere

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:42, Reply)

I fucking LOVE the M6

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)

M6 up from about Blackpool is good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)

It actually gets very scenic once to get upto about junc 38

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Not to drive on, I make millions from it each year
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1988324
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)

OH.MY.GOD.
HH is RORY!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)

In which case.
He'd use a TrOLL ROAD!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Oh yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)

You mean your employer does.
You simply struggle on, occasionally scraping together enough spare cash to 'treat' your mistress to a couple if hours in a seedy B&B.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)

It was certainly seedy once they left

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)

The bad news is she was seeded too
HH got some splaning to do mmmm hum
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Well of course it's the company profits, but it's my contract that I fought hard to acquire

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)

the next time i am stuck in traffic on that interminable shithole
i will ram a pin in your voodoo doll for every 10 seconds of my precious life that gets wasted
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:34, Reply)

Wait you already have one for me?
who else have you got one of?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:36, Reply)

just you...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:38, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:39, Reply)

But dont fret it doubles as a dildo
so if you ever feel your ears getting wet...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Ergh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)

STAY ABOUT FROM MY BLACKPOOL!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)

That's the point it gets cobbled.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)

+together by hh

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Is it because you get off
on the idea of it causing swipey pain...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)

It's like painting the fourth bridge, they cant knock it down so they are constantly doing concrete
repairs to it, I send about 2-3 Artic. loads of Sika products there each month
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)

Yep they are just about to do a load of bridge repairs arent they

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)

oh, that'll help the traffic
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTS
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)

It will help more:
than if a fucking bridge collapsed onto the carriage numbnuts.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:33, Reply)

so long as i've already driven under it, zero fucks given

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:34, Reply)

They have never stopped doing repairs since 1965

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:31, Reply)

Her indoors has been having to do eco surveys on a load of bridges
hence me knowing...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Soz 2hr 40m to get to me... You arent allowed now

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 14:16, Reply)