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Don't know what to do with my Sunday(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 10:18,
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I'm going to the 'city' center for lunch then meeting my parents for coffee
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how does that help me? Unless this an invite
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 10:34,
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yeah come meet my parents.Or get a roast in a pub with my mate and me.
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go up boxparkand have a bukowski grill burger. I did that yesterday, it was delish. Also you can look at all the trainer shops.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 10:31,
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looking at trainers costs nothing(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 10:36,
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that's like going and sitting in a restaurant, starving hungry, reading the menu and then leaving. (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 11:12,
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I might have a red wine and scratching sessionBest idea so far
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 10:58,
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I need to get back in the habitCurrently my Technics are gathering dust in an expensive manner. They need servicing as well.
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utterly predictable.A vast crevasse of Pistonism where there should perchance be humour.
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It must be awful to have an allergy to red wine.Are you allergic to any other types of wine, or is it just red?
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I GET THIS JOKE THAT YOU HAV MAED(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 11:09,
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Why not fuck off? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 8 Sep 2013, 10:50,
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Yeah. Soz. I'm having lunch with my brother in a bit, his girlfriend is a bitch. Tips?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 8 Sep 2013, 11:11,
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or blank your brother entirely, sit uncomfortably close to his girlfriendand every time she starts to say anything interrupt her by shouting SHUT UP YOU BITCH
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 11:15,
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I think this seems the most sensible thing to do (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 8 Sep 2013, 11:53,
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Bark every time she talks She might understand that better
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 11:13,
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or better still, start humming in a really distracting waythen when they ask why you're humming, deny it
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 11:39,
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don't forget his new gimmick, the drumkit button (
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 11:52,
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New Bidder in the 2pm at York.You can get 8/1 still.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 11:18,
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I don't trust you. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 8 Sep 2013, 11:33,
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Take out your phone and insist on playing everything that Eminem has done.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 12:19,
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I'm watching the cricket.Why not make yourself a nice cup of tea, get the Argos catalogue out and start writing your birthday list.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 11:15,
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god what a depressing thought(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 11:20,
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www.londondrum.com/events/?whats-on=today&type=free-events
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 11:20,
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might go and do some irl trolling at speaker's corner(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 11:23,
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good questionNot sure which would be more fun
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 11:35,
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if you do speakingYou'll get heckled for your lisping and effeminate voice.
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incredible spice men is on BBC 2I love this programme
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 11:31,
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is that the one where they spiced up scotch pies and cranachan?I liked that. Those haggis pakoras looked pretty cool.
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Eat a box of bran flakes, then have a big healthy dump.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 11:33,
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In that case, it'd be really helpful if you were to delete your account, then messily commit suicide.(, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 11:41, Reply)
Next weekend, hopefully.Meant to do it this weekend but have had a few things to do.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 11:46,
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'do you want a blow job, boss?'(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 11:55,
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I nipped out at 7am and got one ta(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 12:13,
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I'm not in the best of moodsStudent house across the road had a party last night, I hardly got any sleep
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 12:22,
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What you need to do is go there and smoke all their blunts and fuck all their bitches, then leave without saying a single word.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 12:30,
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>:((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 12:45,
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cheating on your wife with all those students, no wonder you're tired(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 12:48,
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well really Hey Monce I have made a commitment for coming to London
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 13:18,
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May next yearSon want's to go shopping on his 16th B-Day
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 13:49,
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What part of the country do you live in?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 14:12,
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Somewhere that has no shops, evidently.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 8 Sep 2013, 14:13,
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Alright Jeff.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 8 Sep 2013, 14:15,
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Nottingham(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 14:15,
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I've got family in Nottingham. Trufax.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 8 Sep 2013, 14:16,
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Let me know if they want Glock 9(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 14:18,
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Don't try to blame students for your filthy adulterous conscience botherng you.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 12:49,
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AB me and you may just fall out soon(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 13:18,
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That's it, blame the victims here.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 14:29,
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Smoke a big fat blunt and then fuck a bitch.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 12:26,
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Smoke a blunt and then fuck a big fat bitch(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 12:29,
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Fat bitches, skinny bitches, black bitches, white bitches, asian bitches, male bitches, fit bitches, ugly bitches, old bitches, young bitches........ bitches be bitches man, makes no difference to me.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 12:44,
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ac/ Cheechwww.youtube.com/watch?v=ueMtrN0RQrY
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 12:47,
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One of Dusty Springfield's less successful singles.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 12:42,
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I tell you Monters, anyone disses Dusty there'll hell on.Woman was a legend.
Well, apart from any post-comeback albums she made without the Pet Shop Boys in tow anyway.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 12:48,
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Dusty in Memphis is a masterpiece(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 12:50,
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Your words cut me last night :((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 12:54,
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I'm not angry with you Harters, I'm disappointed.You've spent so long hanging out with the likes of Chompy, Boyce and Battered that you think their blasted, shattered lives are something to be admired and emulated, which is why you've embarked on this destructive affair to fit in.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 12:59,
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TELL HIM ABTELL HIM BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 13:02,
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Man's a fucking letdown Monters.I expect hopelessly ruined relationships from the likes of you, Battered and Swipe because you're clearly terrible human beings. It's when you drag previously decent sorts like Harters down, THAT'S WHEN YOU DO THE DAMAGE.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 13:05,
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We feed off the misery of others like some fucking pricks off Lord of the Rings(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 13:22,
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You shouldn't listen to random gossipespecially if it's from the mouth of Battered, nothing has nor will happen an old flame got in contact with me that's all, I have not slept with anyone but my wife for nigh on 20 years.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 13:05,
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Lies as well now. Destroying the trust for your wife isn't good enough for you is it? You have to ruin OUR trust in you as well.
YOU'RE A FUCKING DISGRACE.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 13:06,
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>:((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 13:07,
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actually this rather alters my listening plans(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 12:56,
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Imma just leave this here.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 13:03,
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I've been trying to download thisdone it three time but no English subtitles
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzNnCK5cd8Q
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 12:50,
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I have heard great things about the movie NO FUCKING SUBTITLES THOUGH
I'm gonna keep trying
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 12:54,
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I may not eat a dog in protest(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 12:58,
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How many times do I have to warn you all about Chinamen?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 12:59,
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Isn't eating a dog (out) the reason why your marriage is now in trouble in the first place?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 13:01,
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that and his little micropenis like a newborn mouse sleeping in a hairy nest(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 13:03,
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*Baby moles gazes*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 13:07,
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I only managed to shit out a pineapple plantDo you think I shoved the pineapple down my cockend the right way?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 14:41,
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wine and music have won the daySpacemen 3 live in Amsterdam and Blaxland Estate shiraz. BO!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 14:42,
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Tesco in Bethnal Green has CNdP on special11.49 a bottle.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 14:45,
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I *always*, ALWAYS did about three quarters of a designthen the bastard wheel would slip and it would go to fuck.
Stupid Spirograph.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Sep 2013, 14:46,
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it takes some concentration I find, also I keep pressing onto the template circle hard enough to get cramp in my fingers
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 14:50,
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Stick a pencil up your urethra and shit out a novel.It worked for Jeffrey Archer.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Sep 2013, 14:45,
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I'm in a shit Wetherspoons.I'm not proud of myself.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 14:47,
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I'm watching The Young Montalbano.I'm not proud either
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 15:04,
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I'm watching "The good, bad & weird" with no subtitles :(Fucking excellent film I just wish I could understand to dialog
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 15:10,
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Have a wank(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 15:28,
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Alright Bob.Did you go to the kite festival the other weekend?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 15:31,
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Yeah but not for long, I have come to loathe crowds of people. Ended up at Weston beach for a fly instead(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 15:32,
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I've never been, sounds a bit shit.You could have taken your kite on the pier. That would have been epic.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 15:36,
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weston beach is the very definition of clinical depression(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 15:36,
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Good wind though son, good British wind(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 15:38,
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British wind. Best wind in the world.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 15:45,
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That's the spirit.How are you today b3th, in pain and sleeping is my guess.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 16:15,
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when I went there recentlythere were two obese pensioners in matching plastic capes sat in the rain eating sandwiches.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 16:15,
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No wonder Stunned used the 'I'm not paying to park the car' excuse to turn round and drive back.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 16:21,
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Or "B3th and Mr B3th" as they're more commonly known(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 17:21,
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Do some sleeping. I did, would recommend.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 15:44,
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Nowhere yet.I'm just hoping.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 17:35,
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