Plans for today?
On pc all day me, when get home, business plan anf cash projection stuff, whoopee. When did you last feel like saying whoopee?
Alt, Blackout lst night, any good? Just saw few bits.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:01, 121 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You're going to be on Psychochomp all day?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:04, Reply)

It pays the bills hippy.
You reckon that Hitler thing was good last night then? Might have a catch up telly night tonight.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:07, Reply)

It was really, really good. Part two this weekend as well.
It's amazing what colour does to one's appreciation of the footage. It makes it seem much more real somehow.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:08, Reply)

The only colour stuff of Hitler I csn recall,
Wss of him on his mountain fort, doing a little dance, whilst his generals smiled at him.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:11, Reply)

There were scenes of his rallies/speeches, holiday footage taken by Eva Braun, all sorts.
Really fucking good.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:12, Reply)

Ironically, it was Chompy not paying the bills which was the final nail in his relationship coffin.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:09, Reply)

I think I might go for that job in Kuwait.
If I can get home for a weekend every two weeks it could just work.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:08, Reply)

It's a job innit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:09, Reply)

With it being tax free I could bank a lot of money over three years.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:10, Reply)

'A lot of money' sounds good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:11, Reply)

You'd be fucked on the 'getting drunk and murdering prossies' front though.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:16, Reply)

Nonsense.
All those places have expat enclaves where you can drink and murder prossies to your heart's content.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:17, Reply)

Cool mate.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:12, Reply)

No amount of money will buy back the time you will miss with your daughter

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:19, Reply)

Yes. However I need to balance the short term versus the long term. I would only go if I could get one full weekend back in the UK every two weeks.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:25, Reply)

Yeah but still, at this age they form their strongest relationships
I reckon you'd be playing catch up forever. Just my opinion though.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:28, Reply)

That's bollocks.
My relationship with my kid is amazing and I saw her for just a few hours a week when she was that age.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:31, Reply)

Im not saying its not possible, just that you hear how important the early years are
And being away for 2 weeks at a time, plus those times you just can't make it back, would be a bit sad for the little mite I reckon.

I'm not judging you gotta do what you gotta do, I l'd miss mini ape too much though I reckon
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:35, Reply)

^This^
That's why I declined the overseas job offers
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:37, Reply)

Because would you miss mini ape?
Not just a knobcheese, but a paedo too. Tsk.


Noncecheese.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:43, Reply)

Noncecheat more like

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:46, Reply)

His ex is under age as well?!
This gets worse and worse
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:47, Reply)

He makes me sick Boyce, he really does

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:46, Reply)

hahaha first office lol, you Cunt

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:46, Reply)

Alright Dr.
I always feel like saying it. It's a by-product of my sunny disposition. I think the last actual time I felt like saying it was when I cleared some 'crippling debt' on a credit card earlier this year. That was a relief.

Alt: Recorded it, but am not sure it will be any good. I was busy watching Baggage Battles, in lieu of Salvage Hunters not being on :(
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:07, Reply)

I don't think I've ever felt like saying 'whoopee' in my life. I just not one of the world's 'whoopee' sayers, it seems.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:11, Reply)

I bet your the type that jumps up and clicks your heels together

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:13, Reply)

What do you think I am, some kind of 'Wizard of Oz' character?
You truly are an enormous knobcheese aren't you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:16, Reply)

Shut it clicky

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:17, Reply)

It sounds more hitleresque to me
I think he sees you as a big nazi
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:18, Reply)

Why would I think that it's not like he has ever gave that impression?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:19, Reply)

Yeah swipe what're you on about?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:22, Reply)

Must be the shaved head
Yours; not mine
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:22, Reply)

I think you'd make a good scarecrow. Battered a munchkin obvs.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:20, Reply)

I could be the wicked witch of the west (London)
Rory the lyon
Mighty badger could be Dorothy, since he's such a good friend of hers
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:23, Reply)

Thought Rory was the shirter?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:26, Reply)

I think it's a classic Rory triple bluff
To hide the woe deep inside
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:28, Reply)

Pity Enzyme doesn't post here any more.
He could design the genetically altered flying monkeys.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:29, Reply)

Alt: I was catching up with "Under the Dome", I'm still undecided whether it's worth watching or not

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:17, Reply)

Tina Turner is a revelation in it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:18, Reply)

*thunders*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:19, Reply)

+truck

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:21, Reply)

I have personal training sessions every day from last Sunday and last night to Thursday this week, plus Sunday morning again
They've given me a new guy, he looks about 12. I don't do teenage boys, so this is the opposite of whoopee.

Alt: no idea, I was too busy being tortured. What is it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:17, Reply)

If you go on top,
Don'squash him.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:30, Reply)

And if he's a virgin, make sure you tell him you used to be a man beforehand.
It's only fair.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:32, Reply)

Take your jar of testicles along

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:05, Reply)

Work, head home, tidy round, clear out some storage space
The missus is dropping off some stuff on Sunday, as she's moving out of her place, and wants somewhere to keep everything she's not going to need for the foreseeable future.

Alt: No idea, didn't see it. Watched Breaking Bad and pissed about on Fallout instead.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:18, Reply)

Definitely not a whoopee morning
Need 4 new tyres, and come out thus morning to a flat with a nail in it. Urgent garage trip imminent.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:28, Reply)

I heard you have plenty of spare tyres already

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:40, Reply)

Blackout was good
If a little scare-mongery.

It has an excellent hipster in it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:46, Reply)

I agree with dr vagabonds "blacks out" stance
We could cut crime and tooth kissing by a third!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:48, Reply)

And 99% of traffic wardens.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:51, Reply)

A 3 doctor thread, excellent.
If you like apocalypse dramas, Threads, from the 80s is excellent, post nuke thing, by Barry Hines. It's on Google Video, well worth a watch.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:57, Reply)

It's like the Holy Trinity. But with Doctors.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:59, Reply)

3 doctors amd a BUMHOLE.
A proctologist's dream.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:03, Reply)

BRACE YOURSELF
WE ARE GOING IN DRY
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:05, Reply)

You have no medical qualifications.
Fuck off.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:12, Reply)

I was sat opposite Kroney's evil twin on the metro this morning
He is FUCKING MASSIVE

I was too scared to creepshot him
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:52, Reply)

creepshot?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:57, Reply)

A covert photograph

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:58, Reply)

Upskirt right?
or trousers in this case (or maybe it was a skirt that would be off putting)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:10, Reply)

Little skirts hangin' way off the knee

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:11, Reply)

I couldn't have put it better than quints, with regards to tedious tv scheduling:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2079672
Does he mention Blackout in there?
Anyway, that was when I last felt like saying whoopee.
I didn't actually say it, but the feeling was there, y'know.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 8:57, Reply)

I have just said Whoopeee
When SCIENCE has proved that all of you chaps that are "good" fathers have tiny weeny little testicles...

Do you have tiny decorative testicles or are you a shit dad?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:09, Reply)

I was congratualted during the birth of my son on his MASSIVE balls

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Your poor grandchildren

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:12, Reply)

So he will be a terrible dad
YOU however have tiny balls... SCIENCE says so
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:12, Reply)

POIDH

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:15, Reply)

Hang on are you asking for a sneaky cock shot?
*gazzes*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:18, Reply)

I was just offering one of my hairy bag

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:19, Reply)

I accept
*drops trou ready for action*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:22, Reply)

I'm an excellent father.
I'm not sure why anyone would be concerned about the size of their testicles though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:12, Reply)

hey action man
Its cool with me, as long as the extra room in your pants doesn't get tangled up and you are happy with the smooth finish then is all good
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:13, Reply)

I'm not really sure what I'm being bullied about here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:15, Reply)

I am not just bullying you
But the collective tiny globed brigade
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:17, Reply)

[citation needed]

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:15, Reply)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-24016988
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:16, Reply)

All I know is that mine work. That's all that matters.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:16, Reply)

To be fair yours will look in a better proportion

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:18, Reply)

hahaha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:19, Reply)

are you basing that on having reproduced?
because that only proves that your wife had sex
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:37, Reply)

ZING

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:39, Reply)

It's fucking shit science though.
really, really fucking shit science. Basically social science, which is the equivalent of wanking onto a graph axes and then publishing it as data.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:42, Reply)

i know i call you gay on some occasions. some would say too many occasions.
but the one above was really rather good, i thought?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:44, Reply)

you mean the BatteredZing?
textbook.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:45, Reply)

no!
the one where i called you gay!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Oh, right you are
I wasn't paying attention that that bit of the thread.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:49, Reply)

probably a wise decision

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:52, Reply)

ITS SCIENCE BADGE
and don't you forget it...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:44, Reply)

is it fuck.
It's possibly anthropology. Which is basically a humanity.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Look it says
SCIENCE in the headline therefore its true... that's how these things work...

Oh hang on a second you are another of these "good" fathers aren't you. Look there is no shame in it.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:47, Reply)

ooooh are you going to teach badger about science?
hang on, let me pull up my chair. i'm sure gonz has some popcorn.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Yep
As you can see I have quoted an article that has Science in the title ergo its true. Badge cant argue with that
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:53, Reply)

I've no idea,
I suppose since I haven't killed and eaten my offspring yet I'm at least a baseline father, but I wouldn't go as far as good.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Well answered

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:53, Reply)

A new thread might be nice.
Just sayin
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Shut it
peanut pouch
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:25, Reply)

Whilst I think it's quite sweet that you appear to be fixated upon the testicles of your fellow posters,
it's also a bit creepy and, quite frankly, really fucking bent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:26, Reply)

And sexy yeah
really really sexy
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Doing all the fucking work I didn't get done yesterday because the network was down.
this is, of course, why I am here now.

Also I have a work function in Glasgow tonight and tomorrow. FML.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:41, Reply)