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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/tyne-wear-derby-disorder-first-batch-5873035

What a bunch of mindless fucking idiots.
If ever there was a case for castration, this is it.

Alt. Evening lunch plans
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:43, 251 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Which one's you?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:47, Reply)
oh my

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:48, Reply)
I'm terribly sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:49, Reply)
No no, the fault is all mine, dear boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:53, Reply)
Own up, which one's you?
Alt: I am stony, stony broke, so same as last night: spaghetti with a red chili, a few black olives, garlic and some salami. I might go crazy and add a spoonful of nduja too. Kerrazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:48, Reply)
Thankfully don't even look close to any of those thugs.
Much prettier.

Im brass too til le weekend. Im doing some chicken in Thai paste with rice. Gonna chuck a carton of tomatoes with olive oil and garlic for good measure.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:52, Reply)
sounds perfectly serviceable to me

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:53, Reply)
Nigella made an almost identical dish and called it something like "Slut's pasta", true story.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:01, Reply)
Pasta Puttanesca?
That's what it actually means.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:04, Reply)
Donno, was speggetti with olives, chili, garlic and had anchovie instead of salami

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:08, Reply)
DG punched a horse.
Alt; Going to he boozer shortly, just picked up the Doris from the airport, so a few pints then back to watch the football whilst she probably falls asleep on the sofa as she's knackered.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:52, Reply)
One up the bum. No harm done.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:55, Reply)
This is why everyone hates the gays.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:05, Reply)
For 'everyone'
read 'women'

Why? For suggesting a quick on up the jacksy?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:08, Reply)
No, women LOVE the gays.
Someone to shop with, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:10, Reply)
I don't understand your reply :(

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:11, Reply)
Haha that reminds me the wife was quite upset that Wentworth Miller from "Prison Break"
has just come out (not out of prison before you ask)
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:12, Reply)
another victory for the gays.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:15, Reply)
I didn't know it was a contest?
I have quite a diverse set of friends and quite a few gay ones, at a BBQ the other month I cracked up when someone suggested (rather crudely) that they were ok with gay people they treated them just like Vegans, I was quite perplexed and ask how that works, "Leaves more meat for me innit" was the reply, the look his Mrs gave him tells me the night didn't end well for him
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:22, Reply)
Yeah, he got none that night.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:28, Reply)
Ohhh, I forgot to ask how did yours and the BF's birthday weekend get on?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:31, Reply)
All good.
Pretty much like any other really. he doesn't 'do' birthdays or Christmas so kept it as normal as possible, with little fuss. Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:37, Reply)
I stopped doing Birthdays when I turned 30
I even fucked off to London for the weekend with the family for my 40th so I could avoid the surprise B-day parties quite a few of my old school friends had thrust upon them.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:41, Reply)
Yeah birthday's aren't a massive thing for me now
I will be doing fuck all for 32.

Christmas has to be done though. If not a huge celebration, then time with your other half and at least one Christmas themed film.

Like Gremlins, or Die Hard.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:43, Reply)
:( mine's "A Christmas Carol" I quite like the Patrick Stewert version

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:46, Reply)
Also, Edward Scissorhands

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:48, Reply)
Is that like a horror film for a gay man?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:28, Reply)
he wouldn;t even get past first base

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:48, Reply)
I'm feeling knackered today so might just grab a chinese
Or get a curry in
I JUST DON'T KNOW
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:55, Reply)
We have a right laugh on here, don't we!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:56, Reply)
hahaha yeah, hahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:00, Reply)
Bored of that now

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:03, Reply)
Kiev in a roll and a Capri sun

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:57, Reply)
Living the dream.
Did your ex nick your kitchen too? Or is this still due to the flood and fire damage from last night?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:01, Reply)
The flood had subsided but the oven is fucked.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:11, Reply)
+ glove
Alright PJ give The good Doc. his log in back
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:14, Reply)
Kung Po prawns with noodles.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:01, Reply)
Are you really considering that job in the middle east?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:16, Reply)
I'm talking to the headhunter to find out more. If I can be back every two weeks then possibly.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:03, Reply)
I'd like it on record that Monty Boyce
(you know, off the internet) is a cunt who doesn't answer gazzes.

Alt: Just slammed a nice honey mustard topped gammon joint in the oven. There may even be roast potatoes later.
This is as domestic as I ever get.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:03, Reply)
You took off one of Lokesy's hands?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:08, Reply)
alt: Chilli Cheese Fries whilst I watch the game later and a few beers to wash it down
What's wrong with these people my team wear red yours wear blue so we gonna have a fist fight
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:03, Reply)
Well, that's Geordies for you.
Alt: Pork with chilli noodles and vegetables.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:05, Reply)
I hope he kicks your wing mirrors off

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:06, Reply)
This is the bentest thread ever.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:40, Reply)
and here comes the Mayor!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:41, Reply)
Bit homophobic

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:42, Reply)
he's a bent cunt, int he?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:43, Reply)
Is this like where you're fishing for Info. to try and pitch woo?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:44, Reply)
nah, I'm offering gentle encouragement for GeordieJay poster to populate his profile a bit
You know, what he likes, whether he's male or female.

Then the grooming can begin.

You know that feeling, amirite?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:45, Reply)
Nahhhh, sorry completely lost me there

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:47, Reply)
I think we both know what I'm on about here.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:48, Reply)
no......no idea what you're on about Soz and all that

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:00, Reply)
YOU GOT CREEPY GAZZES FROM PSYCHOCHOMP WHERE HE WAS TRYING TO ESTABLISH YOUR GENDER

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:02, Reply)
Didn't we all?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:04, Reply)
No.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:06, Reply)
No :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:10, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:11, Reply)
haha, well Chompy must have good taste then
......................Oh, fuck I didn't think that one through did I?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:19, Reply)
We can stop all this sillyness with one sentence.
I don't fancy you.

HTH xoxo
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:47, Reply)
You what?
Seriously? Are you sure?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:48, Reply)
Sorry bout it

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:51, Reply)
It's like he takes pleasure from trying to destroy a happy relationship

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:59, Reply)
You don't fancy the man who looks like Ben Folds off Ben Folds 5?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:52, Reply)
MOAR like Penfold from dangermouse

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:55, Reply)
what, Psychochomp?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:55, Reply)
Who was the man from the shite band you used to say you looked like then?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:59, Reply)
Adam Levine.
Maroon Five.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:02, Reply)
I'd do him, long as he didn't sing.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:06, Reply)
I knew it had a 5 in it, and I knew it wasn't the Dave Clark 5

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:14, Reply)
I thought it was the fat one out of 5ive

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:28, Reply)
ABSolutely not.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:30, Reply)
That's not the fat one, silly boots.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:39, Reply)
Was Frogsy's post a reference to one of them?
I was only guessing there's a fat one, I don't know any of them.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:41, Reply)
I only know that one. He was called Abs. Dunno why.
I can't remember the others at all.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:42, Reply)
Something to do with brakes?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:44, Reply)
Yeah, he was a 'show stopper'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:45, Reply)
*googles*
No.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:55, Reply)
Ninja'd my ninja
(ninja)
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:41, Reply)
Alt: Stir-fried pork with noodles & veg
Re the football yobs - DNA test them, barcode and chip them and release them back into the wild. When a useful member of society needs an organ or two, and one of the yobs is a match, cull the yob and use their organ.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:44, Reply)
I donno man I was going to a posho resturant but then I realised that I'd be spending £50 to be in pain all day tomorow so i'm gonna have some soup instead.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:48, Reply)
I got EDL'd in Leeds this morning
"You look like a family man, how would you feel if your daughter...".

I walked away - I can think of lots of reactions now though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:58, Reply)
man, I wish I had
I would have told the prick to get to fuck.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:58, Reply)
You don't think, you walk away.
It's been gnawing at me all day - standard EDL knuckle dragger probably with several kids that he was neglecting.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:01, Reply)
What a fucking prick.





You, not him.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:03, Reply)
There's a lot I could and should have said
And I wish I had and that's why it's annoying now.

BTP were moving in on them and I walked away - but would it have made a difference?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:11, Reply)
Best reaction was no reaction
You did the right thing
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:03, Reply)
What if they had muslamic ray guns though?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:08, Reply)
Best to keep away in case they wanted them back

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:16, Reply)
What were they against this time?
Religions, gays or coloureds?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:03, Reply)
Religions and coloureds
They were hustling whites getting off the train from Bradford.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:13, Reply)
Not the best place really. Might as well have been in Birmingham

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:16, Reply)
They were getting closed in by BTP as I was walking past
Bright lads.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:26, Reply)
BTP?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:33, Reply)
*shrugs*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:38, Reply)
British Transport Police sillies.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:44, Reply)
fucks sake no graf painter are ya

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:53, Reply)
I've had a go at a few on Twitter months ago when the whole Lee Rigby thing was going on.
One of them randomly messaged me the other day taking the piss out of one of my photo's at 1am when he'd clearly had a skinful.

Stalker.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:05, Reply)
In the closet and reaching out/around

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:36, Reply)
Proper grief thiefs they are.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:56, Reply)
Every few days I have some lovely words with them on facebook, FACT, NFSE, E E EDL.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:55, Reply)
Want.
www.classiccarsforsale.co.uk/car-advert/bmw/6-series/1985/212620/
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:24, Reply)
My PC is playing up, from the title
I'm going to guess it's a CSi?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:26, Reply)
Yep. M635 csi
Black manual. 55k mileage all documented.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:28, Reply)
Good choice, but wouldn't you prefer something, you know...smaller?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:29, Reply)
635csi
Doesn't say on the advert how often it's chucked a piston through the head.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:30, Reply)
The block is pretty solid on those. I'd probably redo the liners and head gasket if I bought one (wouldn't do the work myself obviously).

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:35, Reply)
+ couldn't reach

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:37, Reply)
I'd disagree - see post below
The mouldings weren't right for a lot of years on bigger sweeps.

I know a man who specialises in stuff like this.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:40, Reply)
Adam Ant lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:54, Reply)
Have you ever had a ride in a light blue car?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:56, Reply)
I dunt geddit soz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:58, Reply)
I could find a link to an early Adam and the Ants song called "Car Trouble"
The above is the first line - or I could spare you the odioum.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:03, Reply)
Not clicking blah blah classic car etc

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:27, Reply)
Are you waiting for someone to say yeah that's cool to one of these links so you can buy one?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:31, Reply)
Possibly. Not going to spend money on a car until the divorce is done. I don't do a lot of mileage so quite like the idea of something like that one.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:33, Reply)
Shite engine blocks on the bigger cylinder models

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:36, Reply)
Oh wow baby, that's so cool.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:33, Reply)
Definitely not buying this one then

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:39, Reply)
Home made Thai red curry
Cheap, easy and delicious I recommend everyone to learn how to make it.

About to show someone around my flat, they are called Milan ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:24, Reply)
I met an extremely camp interior designer called Milan just days ago.
He was a proper mong.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:29, Reply)
Oh I was expecting a girl...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:30, Reply)
Sorry to disappoint you.
Don't give up hope though.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:32, Reply)
alright Katie Hopkins

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:29, Reply)
Prolly a forrin, so that's ok

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:31, Reply)
COO-EE!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:31, Reply)
I've got some of that in too.. Might do that.
Living on the edge here.

Milan?! Best not tell Katie Hopkins.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:30, Reply)
This is made from scratch boy, no shop bought pastes in this house!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:33, Reply)
I need to buy a food processor so I can make my own pastes.
Pestle and Mortar just doesn't cut it.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:37, Reply)
is there no end to what Monty can't do on the wheels of steel?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:37, Reply)
nope!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:56, Reply)
or beginning.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:56, Reply)
I ate this afternoon,
so evening munchies is doughnuts and tea. Not into big evening meals, tend to chuck on the poundage with them.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:34, Reply)
keep to the doughnuts they will make the stones just slip away

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:39, Reply)
Comparable to a full on meal yes.
2 doughnuts will hardly kill, anyhoos got a run tomorrow, it's all good.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:45, Reply)
One for breakfast, one for lunch, and a proper dinner.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:47, Reply)
about to watch Tinker Tailor etc.
Or is it shit? I star in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:59, Reply)
I enjoyed the book.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:00, Reply)
as did I, also the 80s tv version with Ben Kenobi

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:01, Reply)
it reviewed well and it has a very good cast
ent seen it tho
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:01, Reply)
Which one are you in it?
I liked the Alec Guiness series, the new film is alright.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:02, Reply)
the new film
I play the lead. Carol Smillie.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:03, Reply)
Which chap?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:03, Reply)
I look like Gary Oldman ok

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:08, Reply)
specifically in Harry Potter
Even I concede that it's uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:10, Reply)
I'm sorry Monty, I didn't know.
I didn't know.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:13, Reply)
I'm ok with it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:17, Reply)
I think that's quite acceptable.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:20, Reply)
there is one particular pic which actually could be of me
It's really quite odd
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:22, Reply)
Yeah? That must be quite weird.
My step dad looked like Tom Cruise, REALLY like him. But only in black and white photos.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:25, Reply)
my father is the precise double of Leonard Nimoy

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:27, Reply)
My father is the precise double of me in exactly thirty years, to the day.
Which is Omar Sharif but white.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:28, Reply)
you don't know that.
You might have a horrendous facial accident
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:30, Reply)
Bukkake FTW

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:31, Reply)
actual lol here
I am half cut though
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:36, Reply)
You only want me when you're drunk!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:38, Reply)
You sound like my ex wife.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:39, Reply)
are you Carol Smillie?
I'd probably still do you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:04, Reply)
Sexy.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:08, Reply)
Just so you don't get disappointed, it's not the same Tinker as in Lovejoy.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:04, Reply)
Ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:05, Reply)
oh fuck that then
I thought it was Tinker from Lovejoy, snooker legend Dennis Taylor, one of Robson and Jerome and...someone else
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:06, Reply)
David Shaylor?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:10, Reply)
Is he still severely mentally ill?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:11, Reply)
yeah ok
Tinker Taylor Soldier Shayler. That works
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:12, Reply)
narrated by Connery

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:15, Reply)
TENNISH!!!!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:16, Reply)
yesh!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:22, Reply)
It even rhymes!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:17, Reply)
Whatever. New Storage Hunters on Dave.
Yeeeaaapppp.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:03, Reply)
^ classic depression ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:03, Reply)
The best kind

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:16, Reply)

Na. There needs to be a bit of variety. The Picasso of depression, if you like. Like you're happy all the time.
Or M C Escher if ye favour bipolar. Ascending/Descending stuff. Or is that the ladder?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:22, Reply)
Rolf?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:24, Reply)

Son arise?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:29, Reply)
I'm jake the peg
With my extra personality.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:30, Reply)

I and I agree, mon.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:32, Reply)
alright Grandad?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:24, Reply)

Fine, sir. Where's the girls' choir?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:30, Reply)
Dozer - what you really need is Bruegel

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:28, Reply)
Do I?
Or do you mean Phudders? Nobody except you still thinks I'm Phudbree's comedy account.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:30, Reply)

I think he just replied to the wrong thread.
Also it's that Bosch artist that fucked me up.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:32, Reply)
student lsd classic

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:34, Reply)

Indeed.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:37, Reply)
mainly because of the total absence of comedy xx

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:32, Reply)
I've always loved Breugel

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:31, Reply)
Marble Road & The Tower of Babel are excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:34, Reply)
always a lot to see with Breugers

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:35, Reply)
I find some a little dull; Children's Games for example.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:37, Reply)

Same height?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:38, Reply)
Alt gammon

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:26, Reply)
alright Reg

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:29, Reply)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:33, Reply)
Reg I hope you aren't going to do any b3taswears tonight.
I was embarrassed for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:33, Reply)
I don't know what a b3taswear is Mince

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)
I think we need a new thread.
Anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:33, Reply)
done.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:34, Reply)

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