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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I met a bloke in a wheelchair today, his face was battered and bruised.
"What happened to your face?" I asked.

"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.

"Boxing?" I enquired.

"No..." he said, "... hurdles."
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:16, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
so you're saying battered has the face of a mong that has smacked it into a number of hurdles?
sounds legit
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Swipe resting on her sofa later today:

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)
fuck off
that sofa's hideous
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)
After another day of bullying from Battered, Swipe had enough, and jumped off her balcony

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)
WTF?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)
HAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:31, Reply)
*frigs*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:33, Reply)
hungry now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:36, Reply)
officelol + click

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:02, Reply)
NUUURRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH NNNJJUUUUUUYRGGGHHHHHHF

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:18, Reply)
Have you tried Senokot?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Balloon knot

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)
Curry trots

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)

Join the dots
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Japanese Sex Knots

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:38, Reply)
Shitari

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:47, Reply)
*enters*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Ah Sole

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:50, Reply)

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