+ who think they are THE NORTH.
Despite it more-or-less being level with other parts of the country that are still the midlands.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:32, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

EX-actly where the fuck does the North start?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:37, Reply)

After Watford gap

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:38, Reply)

What the fuck has Swipes Foo-foo got to do with anything?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:40, Reply)

anywhere north of Bicester if you ask me.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Yeah, well nobody asked you copper knob, so fuck off yeah.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:41, Reply)

oi, knobcheese, watch it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:43, Reply)

haha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:43, Reply)

I'm not a northerner.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)

you fucking are

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:53, Reply)

I was born further south than you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Yeah but you're a fucken prick, HOW ABOUT THAT?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:57, Reply)

As long as it's not a fucken northern prick, I can live with that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

HELLOSIR

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:14, Reply)

I think it depends on where abouts you're standing at the time.
It was more the point that there's more to the north than Manchester, contrary to their beliefs in the matter.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Barnet

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:43, Reply)

What about my hair?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:44, Reply)

I GET THIS, LIKE THE RHYMING SLANG FOR HAIR!!!!!
Classic knobcheese.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:47, Reply)

^ Southern Pufta ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:54, Reply)

it starts at penrith. anything below that is dangerously soft and southern

(ranker joe shabba, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:44, Reply)

hang on chaps
I think this ones a jocko
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Another one?
Christ, they're taking over.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:50, Reply)

Jacobite revenge

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:50, Reply)

oi watch it pal, there was a bloody big wall built there for a reason. i'm cumbrian

(ranker joe shabba, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:51, Reply)

when you say bloody big,
it looks as if it may just about hold out Battered, but the rest of them should be over it pretty quick.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)

^ typical scotch lie

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)

North of Penrith is fucking Scotchland
THIS IS FACT
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:54, Reply)

As a Brummie who lives in Scotland I would like to know where I stand in all this...

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:58, Reply)

DYAAKY
its the only way
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Do yourself <something> and kill yourself?

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:06, Reply)

At the very bottom of life's pecking order.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Wrong, I've met someone who lives up here but used to be from Cov.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)

I've got a mate who moved from Cov to Glasgow, it's not him is it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)

You've got a mate
hahahahahahaha

Great joke... 10/10
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)

hello Mr. Ranker,
how's the wedding going?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:48, Reply)

If he hasnt already had fingers from a bridesmaid
then pretty badly I would say
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:50, Reply)

hello mr pig.
good so far, cos i dodged the ceremony to get some kip. wish i could just get out the reception now
(ranker joe shabba, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)

why are you there?
if you're not going to attend the bit where they actually get married?

EDIT: Important question, what sort of trousers are you wearing?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Liking the trick question, WP.
Get the scotch cunt to admit he's 'wheering the plaid'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:54, Reply)

i was also checking he wasn't allergic to any sort of fabrics, and that his dad was ok with his attire.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:55, Reply)

wearing a kilt.
i mean shit, no, not a kilt, soft as shite southern trousers or summit. dunno why we're going, i assume the wife cared enough to want us to turn up. or we just taking the excuse to get pissed.
(ranker joe shabba, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)

GOT YOU, I FUCKING *KNEW* IT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

who the hell are you??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:57, Reply)

That's ranker joe

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

rory. or reg. or al. you'll work it out, you're good at that sort of thing ain't you?

(ranker joe shabba, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

or Frank

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)

According to this radio programme the dividing line runs zig-zag from Cleethorpes to Gloucester
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01dlsz6/episodes/guide
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:49, Reply)