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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Thought I'd start a new thread, seeing as we haven't had one in a while.
Granted, there might already be a new thread on the go, but as I've got a EX FUCKING BENDER WITH NO JOB on 2.0 it's difficult to say.

Doing owt this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:25, 161 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
nah.
although I swiped loads of booze from the wedding on Saturday so i could just get smashed I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:27, Reply)
Book a holiday.
And get smashed.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:27, Reply)
sounds like a plan!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:28, Reply)
Do you reckon his online breakdown is imminent?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:27, Reply)
Sadly not, but we can live in hope.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:28, Reply)
HH has me on 2.0 now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:30, Reply)
He'll take you off 2.0 in a minute.
He's quite needy.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:30, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:31, Reply)
He's just taken me off for some reason

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:31, Reply)
Fuck that was a mistake

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:31, Reply)
and me, but he keeps deleting shit as well
fucking weirdo innit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:33, Reply)
I kicked the jobless prick out yesterday
I think he's been drinking
(Gerald was innocent, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:35, Reply)
Well I anit sipping on your furry fridgid cup BITCH

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:39, Reply)
Catching up on the telly I missed last week, I 'spect.
Going to stay off the sauce for a bit as I reckon I've got a touch of the old Stunned's Disease.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:28, Reply)
well this is a depressing post

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:29, Reply)
Nasty.
How many hotel rooms did you piss in when you were away?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:29, Reply)
Poland broke me.
I will have to lay off this week.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:30, Reply)
Lightweight.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:31, Reply)
I have never seen alcohol consumed like that before.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:32, Reply)
+ UND

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:33, Reply)
weekund?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:34, Reply)
I think it is sweedish

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:36, Reply)
poundland!
it was a witty and hilarious joke!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:40, Reply)
I love you, Po-Land!
That is an hilarious Grange Hill/Poland joke. Yours was arse.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:42, Reply)
I WAS IMPLYING THAT YOU SHOP IN POUNDLAND BECAUSE YOU ARE A POVVO

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:43, Reply)
I am going to the doctors.
Then I am eating food.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:28, Reply)
hi.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:40, Reply)
YM!
lol
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:29, Reply)
Yay!
How long till you go on holiday?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:30, Reply)
12 days. I am 40 two weeks today.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:31, Reply)
I'm 39 a week today!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:32, Reply)
Sweet, dude.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:33, Reply)
old

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:34, Reply)
But not as old as Stunned.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:34, Reply)
Nakers is still young and hip at 31 though eh?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:37, Reply)
i mix the vigor of youth with a wise old head

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:38, Reply)
The average age in this thread is about 40-41

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:39, Reply)
Bit lower now Windy is here

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:40, Reply)
alright.
i'm 27 in just under a year.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:41, Reply)
alright Winbledon
I'm 38 in just under a year
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:51, Reply)
*38 in just under a year fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:56, Reply)
alright you old fuckers
I'm 33 in just over a year
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)
Yeah but you're 67 that fucks up the averages

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:42, Reply)
don't be nasty, HH
he just LOOKS 67
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:44, Reply)
Don't tell B3th that, the poor sod will be broken like a twig in two

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:47, Reply)
I'm 33 in 17 weeks on Wednesday!
YER!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:34, Reply)
I'm 30 on helloween ! It's close enough that I can join in this conversation.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:43, Reply)
are you having a party

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:53, Reply)
I'll probs do somethign with family and another with mates

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:18, Reply)
older

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:34, Reply)
Experienced, mate.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:34, Reply)
and what has that experience taught you
that it's more painful to lose a foot thana wife?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:36, Reply)
Something like that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:40, Reply)
What an old cunt

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:37, Reply)
probably not.
why have you got HH on 2.0?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:39, Reply)
No ones has me on 2.0 weepe well apart from Ringo

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:40, Reply)
yeah, but he is a stupid cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:40, Reply)
I was going to put anyone that answered my last post on 2.0

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:41, Reply)
oh, that seems reasonable.
I've been doing some work on this old ladies house and I'm pretty sure i've done more chatting and tea drinking than actual work so far.
And she's decided she wants a nap so we can't finish up this afternoon and will need to come back tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:42, Reply)
I hope she bought you a Pizza

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:44, Reply)
nah, but she did have some slightly stale digestives.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:44, Reply)

at which point she will greet you in a basque and stockings
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:44, Reply)
i hope so.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:45, Reply)
and then take them off again
Emvee has me on 2.0, this make you the same as him
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:43, Reply)
HH is a nullo?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:44, Reply)
he will be when his wife finds about him and his ex

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:45, Reply)
Wait what?????? :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:45, Reply)
No. He's able to fuck his ex up the dung funnel innee.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:45, Reply)
You're confusing Emvee with Enzyme

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:50, Reply)
That moon faced cunt can fuck off
Emvee and all
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:44, Reply)
chompy has already left

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:45, Reply)
I bet he's posting bbc links all over Reddit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:47, Reply)
You know you miss him

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:48, Reply)
We need a memorial thread
With the best of the BBC newslinks.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:49, Reply)
ooh or an icon
of a tiny wee newspaper

which would be ironic for someone who was too cheap to donate and get an icon in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:58, Reply)
roundabout, leather jacket or excel logo icons must be made

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)
If there was a memorial icon of someone shrugging I'd happily donate.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)
i read that as shagging then

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:06, Reply)
Put your glasses on speccy four eyes

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)
you'll never get laid if you talk to girls like that

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)
I only talk to you like it.
Cos you ain't a girl in the traditional sense.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)
*feels special*

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Leave Nakers alone!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)
he loves it

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)
You're in a select group of females who I wouldn't 'do'.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:14, Reply)
just me and your left hand

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)
No way, my left hand is HOT.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)
neil from family guy lols
"i'm going lefty tonight. stranger in the tub."
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:16, Reply)

I've come back at a great time, Chompy has finally cracked and HH is a quivering mess. HAPPY DAYS.
(RonSwanson, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:48, Reply)
alright bob

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:49, Reply)
Alright Bob.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:49, Reply)

W'gwan Jeff, is there a link to Chompers flouncing or has he deleted it?
(RonSwanson, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:54, Reply)
\o/ best of all crisps

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:50, Reply)
alright bobby, good day's noncing?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Who ya gonna call?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:50, Reply)
virgin busters!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)
with that kneck beard, I don't think so

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Nakkers, I've been to B and Q, no watching Breaking Bad, gonna heat up some soup, so far all the kids are safe.
(RonSwanson, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:53, Reply)
I'll gazz Bartleby then

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:55, Reply)

shouldn't you be signing on scumbag?
(RonSwanson, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:55, Reply)
YM has given me a loan

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:56, Reply)
by loan I mean an empty ball bag

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:57, Reply)
man cannot live on fanny batter alone

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:57, Reply)
She had enough to keep the Scottish deep fat friers going for a year

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)
fish n chip lols
and by "fish", i mean her gash breath, and by "chip", i mean your manhood.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:06, Reply)
so far...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Let's hope I get sleepy after lunch.
(RonSwanson, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:57, Reply)
for someone of your size I think that's a given

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)
waistlolz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)
This evening I intend to run, continue playing with my holiday pics
and watch some crap telly while it rains outside.

Tomrrow is another day, and I'll be passive in the Brave New World.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)
Just leaving this here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdoFiRWInXg
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:02, Reply)
You uptown top ranker.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:08, Reply)
Nah pop no style

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Love is all I bring, in me khaki suit an ting

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)
I like this version
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_qEjejzsEw
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)
I prefer the Abs from 5ive version*
* I don't
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)
and the "most rainbow comment" award goes to...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)
It's almost like you *want* me to be gay....

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)
I quite like the Black Box Recorder version and all
But that might be because the singer makes my winky feel funny.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)
I ent herd that one. Will have a look later.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)
Oh Sportscow
what have you been up to:

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-24108311
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:18, Reply)
Stupid kids.
He looks nothing like that Beeber person.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)
Kids these days eh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:40, Reply)
He's gonna need his own cell unless they want him hanging from a landing net bleeding to death.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Nah not really
Early night if I'm lucky, oh boy, what a life
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)

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