Please fill this thread with tales of how Kroney spent £20k in one year at uni
alt: lunch

alt: bath or shower?

altaltalt: ever looked up your ancestors? got any millionaires, murderers or mad folk in there?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:28, 110 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

No idea
Alt: Miso noodle soup

AltAlt: Shower
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:29, Reply)

povvo lunch eh? and it's still 9 days till pay day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Started them a while back, don't mind them at all
Been on them for the last month and a half now, saving me shitloads of money.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:34, Reply)

9 days till pay day
worst of all the Beastie Boys songs.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:37, Reply)

splashing the cash buying drinks for one and all, i suspect
generous, yes. bright, not so much.

alt: fucking client coming in at 12.30. last minute so i don't get to order a buffet or sandwiches for the meeting. gah.

alt: mostly a shower. a really massive fuck off offensively powerful shower. but occasionally a bath is nice. i love my jacuzzi bath, but i'm too short for it even though i'm 5'7, so my toes don't quite reach the end :(

altaltalt: they're all irish dodgepots on both sides of the family
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:32, Reply)

Nope

( Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Fancy that. The 'ginger gene'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:42, Reply)

Also the 'carbohydrate gene'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Onions, Garlic and stripy jumpers.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:32, Reply)

No idea, can only assume massive drugs were involved.
alt: bacon butties

altalt: shower

altaltalt: no, just publicans, gamekeepers, joiners, etc
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Nope

( Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Immensely fashionable clothing, replaced weekly.
Alt: chicken wrap

altalt: shower - baths are disgusting - lying in your own filth, and rubbing it over you.

altaltalt: nothing that anyone else hasn't got, I don't think - a couple of war stories, and a particularly moving story about my great-grandfather.

My father spilled soup on Francis Crick at Harvard once, though.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Definitely not

( Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:38, Reply)

^ Protesting too much, here.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:39, Reply)

Ok, you've got me
I spend vast amounts of money on parachute trousers and Global Hypercolour tshirts.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:41, Reply)

BOOM.
Do I win £20k?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:43, Reply)

You would if I hadn't spent it on parachute trousers and Global Hypercolour tshirts.
Which I did, definitely. Soz.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:45, Reply)

OK.
I'll just take your house.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Rent boys.
Bath.

Nah. No interest in the dead.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:34, Reply)

I reckon the majority went on pogs and koosh balls.
alt: not hungry today, so coffee and nicotine. Maybe a biscuit.

altalt: Both, but just showers in summer.

altaltalt: This muther fucker is my great great etc Grandfather
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Cochrane,_10th_Earl_of_Dundonald
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:34, Reply)

Oooh the Sea Wolf
That's pretty cool
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Fo' rizzle mo'fo.
The next couple of generations managed to spunk all the family wealth looking for gold in Chile.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:02, Reply)

It'll be something shit, like he gave it all to some girl who was bullying him in exchange for the promise of maybe touching his winky one day.
Allthealts: I had lunch in the bath with one of my ancestors.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:35, Reply)

:(

( Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:39, Reply)

Was it bribes to his German next door neighbour in the halls of residence to stop him taking over his room?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:37, Reply)

Didn't live in halls.

( Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:39, Reply)

Next door flat, then?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:40, Reply)

Didn't live in a flat.

( Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:41, Reply)

not in the halls avec ze gauls
not in a flat avec ma chat
moi disnae like oeufs vert avec ham

AH KEN MA FRANSAYS LIKE UNE BOSS
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:48, Reply)

aye right enough ye ken yir grenouille fae yir boeuf

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:51, Reply)

Hoots man, youse parlay yon Frenchie like une Parisienny, eh?

( Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Lunch.
I'm waiting for it to be cooked. Two sausages, two bacon, fried egg, beans, black pudding, fried bread and mushrooms.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Bastard.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:41, Reply)

OH NO THAT IS NOT.... oh, actually, that's exactly how to do it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Should've had a second egg.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:18, Reply)

A money pit "classic" car of some sort, in the hope of wowing some girls?
Which didn't work as they preferred their transport without rust holes in?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:42, Reply)

Didn't drive. Current car is rust free.

( Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:44, Reply)

altaltalt: My grandfather did a lot of research into this in his later years.
On his side of the family, it's mostly a bunch of Bristolian merchants that made their fortune, before it got taken over to Australia. Going further back it's all pirates, smugglers and wreckers with a noteable exception in a chap called Colonel Blood. Stan Laurel is my gran's cousin of a few steps remove.

My dad's side is all highland sheep crofters, though the clan history is pretty spectacular.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:43, Reply)

My Dad's side of the family owned a shipyard many years ago
Needless to say, we didn't inherit any cash
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:50, Reply)

It's a pain, because my Grandad could remember having servants as a child in the Thirties.
I spent it all on parachute trousers and Global Hypercolour tshirts, though.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:51, Reply)

I'll take a punt at loads on a PC for "uni stuff"
Pissing it up the wall, lending to "mates" and not getting back and frantic buttsex with asian hookers
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:45, Reply)

I heard he bought the same beret as worn by Jacques Tati in Mon Oncle
The exhorbitant price was because the louvre considers this hat to be a masterpiece of French culture, and he had to pay some dudes to nick it.

alt: two circles of bread containing various meat and cheese

altalt: shower, baths take too long man

altaltlatlatlatlalt: my family reckons they're related to Hungarian royalty (in particular Prince Rakoczy), but I reckon they're mad. And also bored.
( Theoban What of it, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Circles? FUCKING MILK LOAF?!?!?!?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Jew circles

( Theoban What of it, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Oh, that's okay then. Sorry for over reacting.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:00, Reply)

the entire ground floor of a house on Queen Street
A set of Technics, an alba mini system to play them through and the entire tracklisting of Now 9 through to 24 on vinyl.

His sets were legendary round A Block and if you got an invite in your pigeonhole, well, you knew you were really someone.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:55, Reply)

I used to live on Queen St.
Trufax.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:56, Reply)

Me too.
In my 3d year. Up at the far end, just round the corner from that pub. Was it called the Forest?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:58, Reply)

You were on the same course, at the same uni, at the same time, living on the same street
And yet you both claim not to know one another.
Come on guys, what really happened?
Is Kroney your 'gay experience' that you're always banging on about?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:00, Reply)

Once you've gone "noir" you dont go back?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:02, Reply)

Wait, Kroney is black?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:03, Reply)

There were two sets of students doing the same course.
I expect Dozer was in the other set to me.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:02, Reply)

were there two sets?
Wasn't aware of that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Yeah, some people I knew took my class with me on a Thursday
the other lot did it on a Tuesday, I think. Or it was the other way around. It was a long time ago and I was drunk for most of it.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:06, Reply)

ah
I see what you mean.

You were more creative writing, right? I did more lit crit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:09, Reply)

I did as much writing as possible.
Meant I avoided essays, which I loathed. I'm not terribly academic, not a great choice for a university career.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)

not terribly academic thicker than B3th's cankles
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:14, Reply)

I avoided Shakespeare.
And did as much coursework as I could. Never been that good at exams.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:15, Reply)

Best way to avoid him is to hide in pubs

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Different modules.
He took a year out I think.

Fairly long street.

We moved in different circles.

We may have been in the same creative writing classes. Neither of us remember the other. Neither of us care.

I think that covers it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:03, Reply)

mov skipp
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Yeah, with that landlord Dai, whom I have on good authority used to hold lockins
with the intention of luring some lad back to his.

I used to live about halfway down, near that greasy spoon.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:03, Reply)

dont think I remember the greasy spoon like

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:07, Reply)

her name was Cathy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:08, Reply)

She was a showgirl

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:15, Reply)

by showgirl
I assume you mean she would show you her growler for a packet of chips
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Well that too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:20, Reply)

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( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:09, Reply)

Altaltalt: Seeing as everyone else here seems to be of royal stock
I'm probably descended from this guy: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%89nnae_Cennsalach so I'm like a king to Rory probably.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:58, Reply)

yeah definately, it's easy to trace your roots back to the 5th centuary

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:03, Reply)

If he lived in the 5th century, then we're statistically all related to him
viz Charlemagne.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:05, Reply)

I was trying to remember that name.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:07, Reply)

Yeah, he's pretty niche, you know?
Not very mainstream.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:09, Reply)

I was into his stuff before everyone was related to him.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Amyl nitrate and anusol
Alt: Lunch was early and consisted of griddled chicken and cous cous.
Altalt: Depends - I like a good soak in the bath when weary. I also like a power shower to help me wake up in the morning.
Altaltalt: My Paternal grandmother was into this kind of thing. The family (at least on my father's side) are supposedly descended from North German mercenaries who bolstered up William The Conqueror's troops. However, I think she was probably just a batty old woman.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:00, Reply)

Once he popped, he can't stop (leaking anal juices)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:02, Reply)

I'm not sure if I swapped the answer to the original question with the Alt TBH

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Lunch was home-made sweet potato, red pepper and tomato soup
Alt:
Shower always. Being laid down in the bath feels odd

AltAltAlt:
I have possibly one of the most common names in the world (Mohammed) so my family tree is hard to do. I've met at least 6 people called my name and know of many more
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:30, Reply)