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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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How come you lot didn't get the spammer?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:22, 155 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
what's taht then?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Too hard to find this secret enclave of shyness

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Obviously knew his market was the three of you over there.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)
How come that shitshitshit guy didn't top himself, then?
Pussy-hole, is he?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Someone 'rescued' him

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)
alright K-dAWG?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Speaking of which, why don't you top yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Are you ok mate?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Without Chompy to focus restaurant related bullying on
we turn on each other like starving wolves.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
You'll have to talk him through how to do it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Oh Christ, can you imagine that?
"No Nakers, a six foot rope, six inches isn't going to be any good. No, the rabbit goes around the tree and THEN down the rabbit-hole".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)
I'm beginning to doubt you even work in the executioner field

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)
We're too needy and shit even for spammers :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)
oh c'mon bluey, you're not, you're a good boy. WE BELIEVE IN YOU. BELIEVE. IN. YOURSELF.

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Thanks man, that's given me all the inspiration I need to carry on.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)
It's because b3th is the best mod on b3ta and wouldn't let something like that happen here.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)
This is definitely true.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)
When they see what a good job you did here, while all the other board mods were snoozing and allowing spam to get posted, they'll make you TOP MOD for sure.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)
^ Pandertron ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Did the irony go over your head, dear?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)
No.
Yes.
No.
Possibly.

I'm tired B3th. Very tired.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)
SIESTA TIME!!!!
It's a proven scientific FACT that siesta helps productivity.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)
YEAH! Look at the Spanish economy!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)
The Japanese do it too AKSHULLY

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)
after my lunch, i would like that
the glory hole of tangled wires and high heels in lots of different colours that is the underneath of my desk is currently looking like a king size bed in a five star hotel...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Yeah, you definitely need time to digest that massive meal...


Why do we train toddlers to need a nap, and then when they grow up, tell them they can't have one?

I'M OVERTIRED, DAMMIT!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)
Just have a nap biff
Go to the bog, put your head against the wall and you can have a good kip in there for at least twenty minutes before anyone starts banging on the door.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)
We don't tell them they can't have one
The little pricks stop having them and then you have to entertain them for the WHOLE DAY
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)
^ this ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Because we have Frank.
He's pissed in all the corners and marked his territory.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)
how come you haven't killed and eaten yourself yet?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Have you and Brayno got history?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)
no
it just struck me as being an offensive reply without being TOO hostile.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Ok
It's sometimes hard to keep up with who you've nobbed off here
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)
I kind of assume that if shes horrible to someone, she has, if she is nice to someone, she has, and if she ignores someone, she has.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)
what about if she doesn't speak to them?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:42, Reply)
See 'ignores'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)

.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)
aren't you dead in a strepsil-related tragedy yet?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)
what's everyone's favourite strepsil flavour?

STREPSIL CHAT SUBTHREAD
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)
Honey and lemon
Stick with the classics
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:44, Reply)
ORANGE OR LEMON AND HONEY
but they're not as effective as those bad bitch black halls soothers. they taste like shit, but they really work.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:44, Reply)
ROAST CHICKEN

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Blackcurrant u knobz

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)
in 9 years, i've dated 2 people from here, and had one disastrous leatherette tragedy
that's one every 3 years. NOTHING!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)
Who was the other unfortunate sod?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:48, Reply)
the other 2?
i name NO NAMES.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Ah. You weren't counting Chompy as one of the two.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)
no
it doesn't count on any scale
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
'Other'.
This implies that Battered knows one of them, who's ID has previously not been disclosed here.. Therefore Swipey's fucked Battered, Chomp and AN Other.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)
battered?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
HOW DARE YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)
NO FUCKING WAY.

NO. NO. NO.
NO. NO. NO.
NO. NO. NO.
NO. NO. NO.
NO. NO. NO.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
i'd rather sleep with him than battered

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
word on the street is it was a threesome with that becky fella and minces hoover snout

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
its not really

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)
also, whats with the guy on the balcony with the croissant
they use that one a lot too. where did that come from?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)
cornwall
/vipros lols
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
theres no lols here deary as i aint got a scooby what this means

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:14, Reply)
Keep your ear to the ground, Reg
You know we rely on you for the word from the street.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:58, Reply)
Hmm, I am overusing it somewhat
b3ta.com/search/answers?q=word+on+the+street
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:28, Reply)
I think the scent of sweat and faeces marking the perimeter drove him away

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)
thanks, I've been working hard to mark my territory

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)
becuase you are a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)
short and sweet

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)
I didn't know windy was a midget too

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)
not a midget
a dwarf. with the whole big head thing going on.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)
is that why he grows his hair? Does he look a bit like the kid from Mask?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)
I saw someone with *that* face yesterday.
Tumourlolz.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
I bet they were all big-headed about it too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)
i've never seen him
but i picture a ginger jesus. in a dress.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
what does yiff mean?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)
It's the new name fof Cif formally Jif

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)
i think you may have made this up

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
^ tiff ^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
needles

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Never.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)

snipurl.com/27tt6zm
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:01, Reply)
i don't know why that made me laugh

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:04, Reply)
Because you're embarrassed that I was right and you were wrong after calling me a liar.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:06, Reply)
but it says "by doctor frog" in the corner

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:08, Reply)
No it doesn't. I did check though, like a prick.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:09, Reply)
hahahaha you muppet

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:09, Reply)
Whatevs. Beer time innit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:12, Reply)
Something to do with squirrels with tits

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Mmmmm..... sexy sexy squirrels
something about nuts and holes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:07, Reply)
whos that guy that the pictures board uses in pictures alot?
he has a funny expression like Mister Brittas and a beard and nostrils
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)
I had to LOGIN, is that what it was?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:00, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI3eXpO1p94
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:02, Reply)
i cant describe the face this guy is pulling
its like a pooing/sneer/grimace type affair. big nostrils. why do they keep using him? is he famous?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:15, Reply)
okay so i just described it
just not very well OKAY
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:15, Reply)
They're pretty odd over on /board

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:16, Reply)
is that what they call the make a picture board?
was it the first one then? that'd really bug my happiness if every other board was *something* board and there was just a board. Hang on....nah, it dont bother me, as you were.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:18, Reply)
why not just link to an example?
if they're always using him, shouldn't be hard.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:18, Reply)
No need when his description is that good.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:20, Reply)
^ TCGI

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:21, Reply)
thats just what theyd be expecting me to do

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:21, Reply)
oh, best do it then
half a mo'

EDIT: www.b3ta.com/board/11011081
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:21, Reply)
well bloody sod yez then

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:30, Reply)

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