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To be honest, the trick to get them not to notice you at all, so they don't have a clue you exist..... that way they can't pick you in a line-up
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:33,
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^This guy knows his oats^
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:34,
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No wait, the other thing
...has never sowed his oats
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:35,
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Where's the fun in that?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:35,
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The fun lies in not having what you've just done to that poor girl
done back to you by a 20 stone tattooed house-breaker in Send Marsh nick.
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Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:36,
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You're no fun any more.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:37,
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I'm in my thirties, had to grow up, innit.
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Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:38,
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well buy a proper car then
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:42,
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oooooh burn
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:48,
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My car's more popular with my women than I am :(
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Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:50,
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that hardly gives it real competition
the thing looks like one of those rectangular tuna cans
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:56,
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What car did your dad buy you?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:57,
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when i was 17, he bought me a beetle
and when i was 18, it died, so he bought me a fiesta.
after that, i had a company car, then i bought my own by adding it to the mortgage on the flat i bought at 18. i gave that to my dad when my mum died, and kept hers for a bit, then part-ex'd that for the one i have now, which is a ridiculous extravagance, but i love it.
is that enough detail?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:00,
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tl:dr
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:01,
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yes you did
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:02,
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I really didn't. It looked like your life story so I skipped it.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:04,
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But what about the car
LOLOL
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:59,
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haahaha
dances round Kroney
"SHIT CAR SHIT FACE"
"SHIT CAR SHIT FACE"
"SHIT CAR SHIT FACE"
"SHIT CAR SHIT FACE"
"SHIT CAR SHIT FACE"
"SHIT CAR SHIT FACE"
"SHIT CAR SHIT FACE"
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:59,
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Having spent £20k on gaudy fashion, I'm not surprised.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:48,
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a mate of mine once told me that the best way to speak to a girl in a club
is to start with an insult, a neg or something. he'd read this book about picking up girls and it said it will lower their self esteem and make them more open to your advances.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:39,
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"alright you fat cow? fancy a drink between shovelling your face full of pringles?"
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:40,
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negging is totally in now
3 sec rule them and then follow up with a quick neg and she'll be all yours
don't buy her any drinks either
also never apologise
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Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:41,
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i see where i've been going wrong now
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:42,
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good negs are
"those glasses make you look like you've got really small eyes"
"are you using coloured contacts? Oh my god you are!"
"it's very brave to wear that"
"you disgust me on every level you barely sentient human shit"
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Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:44,
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what's a neg?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:44,
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its about 1200 kilobites of information
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:46,
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I think it's just you say something to ladies that could be construed as a criticism and apparently that's meant to make them want to impress you?
I dunno man it's sociopathic shit. Dunno if it's short for anything like 'negatory little buddy'
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Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:46,
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Negative
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:47,
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I like the one where you say "You're so fat, I bet you sat next to everybody in class".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:49,
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That book is 'The Game' I think. Utter bullshit.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:42,
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Haha you've read it
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:44,
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I have read books, this is not one of them.
*orders from Amazon*
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:46,
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How can they expect to get anything but bad reviews and negative stars?
If it was any good, they wouldn't be posting a review.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:52,
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I wasn't expecting there to be any reviews
It turns out the book is out to trick people into not killing themselves, which disappointed a lot of the people who bought it and didn't end up 'buying it'
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:55,
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One for you 'mate'
snipurl.com/27u1eik
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:53,
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cheers mate!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:00,
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HTH
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:01,
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