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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Who you wanna sleep with?1) alive
2) dead
3)fictional.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:41,
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Yeh but what about alive and fictional?(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:50,
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Got any bread?/very old duck joke.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:12,
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Thank goodness there's one sensible personOn this board.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:47,
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We would be, however this has never happened. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:52,
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Jesus if this is where you're pitching sensible then I'm happier with the idiots(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:48,
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The idiots certainly seem to be on to something, fakers(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:56,
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1Mrs Jogs (she can read)2 Marie Antoinette
3 Pansy Potter
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:45,
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1) Kylie Minogue
2) Marilyn Monroe
3) Moneypenny
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:48,
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1. Rose Leslie even if she's ginger.2.GHOSTMUM
3. 'Bill Clay'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:50,
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Chelsea just got beat by Basil.I haven't seen that episode.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:54,
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You should have. They only made fourteen. Then Connie divorced him. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:55,
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We should start a new scoring system.40/40
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:58,
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Amendment to my answer. Connie Booth. Pwhoar!
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:58,
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E'nin b3thMD Royal Navy on the Russian Convoys.
Your type of hero?
What about alive and fictional?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:01,
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Let's see...A) David Tennant
and B) Spike from Buffy
HTH
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:02,
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1&2 the young Linda Ronstadt3 the young Linda Ronstadt only fictional
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:59,
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Just as well, the old one looks like Meatloaf.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:02,
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why don't I come to my senses?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:06,
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Because you're a mixed up thirty something man who lacks both direction and discipline.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:12,
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Get it sorted ffs Monts.She weren't dead when she was young.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:03,
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she would have been DEAD FROM SHAGGING RIGHT GUYS?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:10,
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Brilliant recovery, it has to be said.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:14,
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steady on palWhat I and the young Ronstadt share is a rare and special thing.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:23,
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RihannaErszebet Bathory, just for bragging rights.
Ballard's wife in Crash. She's well filth innit.
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imagine the nasal droning noises Rihanna would make during sexit'd sound like Tibetan chants played back at the wrong speed
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:08,
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1) Udrappecppn Qyyncln
2) Yyppvoynyyc Oynyyppzj
3) Bwoyl Vinbwyyppnyyvoyln
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:01,
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also, this guywww.youtube.com/watch?v=zNYw1mmE1hs
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:04,
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Nope. Heard from him today. He's alive, however not having the best of times.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:05,
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he doesn't approve of the Strictly lineup?Flesh tunnel too saggy?
Male pattern baldness setting in?
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Flesh tunnel always sounds far too close to fleshlight for my liking.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:11,
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1) Brigitte Bardot today2) Brigitte Bardot in the 50s
3) Brigitte Bardot's character in Et Dieu Crea La Femme
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:04,
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That Sean Williams...assembled out of BBC spare parts.In the wrong order
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:19,
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The entire cast of Loose Women at the same time.There was a scene in the 2000 version of Debbie Does Dalas intro where there is a bloke laying down and he's got one on his dick, one on his face, one on each foot and one on each hand. That scene wasn't in the film but was in the intro.......I'd do that with the Loose Women cast.
For the dead one, presuming they're alive for the fucking , it would be the dead one out of "Two Fat Ladies".
For the fictional one, it would be cuthulu.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:09,
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At least one of the Loose Women is dead, you know.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:10,
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What Rob? Keep it down, I'm on qotw now.Yeah, getting all the stuff you asked for, just waiting for a few more inputs, quiet time of day on here.
Not sure your new b3tamatch will work and I'm a little uncomfortable about obtaining their information surreptitiously.
I'm trusting you here Rob.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:10,
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nice sig m8Really gonna impress young Lind with that one I DON'T THINK.
MASSIVE CLANGER!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:21,
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Good reminder...changing mine now for an old one.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:26,
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that frightful Cage fellow is in it.Just sayin
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:32,
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It's Air Con you fool.'The new watching paint dry'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:34,
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STRIKETHROUGH JONESSTRIKETHROUGH MAJORS
no I got nothin
Lolling at the news. Wormwood Scrubs is a 'penal dustbin'. YOURN MUM IS!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:39,
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Er, loads of peopleAudrey Hepburn would have got it
Fictional? As in make believe? You sick?
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Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:41,
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I saw a picture of Watson recently that damned near made my Old chap jump off and do laps around the park out of sheer joy
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Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:47,
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mobile.news.com.au/entertainment/movies/emma-watson-is-good-girl-gone-bad-in-new-film-the-bling-ring/story-e6frfmvr-1226629321013
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Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:54,
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*something about her red tube*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 23:00,
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*something about her bling ring*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 23:01,
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*can't be arsed to post pic of Michael Watson*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:57,
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I just had a shave but couldn't find any post shave balm so have used some suncream so now I smell like holibobs(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:42,
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Why shave at this time of night? If I did that I'd still need to shave the following morning. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:44,
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I only shave every couple of days cos I'm dead sexeh with a bit of stubble(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:45,
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1) monty's mums2) aa's mum
3) Chompy's biological mum
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:43,
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you silly sod, UK state schools don't have laboratoriesthey were all scrapped years ago
if you want scientific or technical services that are up to the standards of 2013, you'll have to go abroad to continental Europe
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 0:01,
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Thank fuck Gonz hasn't participated in this thread, (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:48,
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Apart from when he answered up there(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:50,
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Linda RonstaaadtWhy don't come off your menses?
It's been outright offensive
etc
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:51,
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Ronstadt wouldn't give you the steam off her mooncup son(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:54,
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she has Parkinson's By which I don't mean 'a Billy connolly box set and the new Jamie Cullum'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 22:59,
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I reckon he's okAfter all, every night he gets to turk a Dahl GEDDIT LIKE TARKA DAL YOU KNOW THE CURRY
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 23:09,
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this wine diet is doing my comedy the the world of good! (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 23:11,
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HE PROLY THINKS HE'S FANNY CHAMPION OF THE WORLD(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 23:12,
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I BET HE RIDES AROUND IN HER BLOUSE POCKET LOOKING FOR SNOZZBERRIES(
Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 23:14,
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HE PROLY TAKES HER UP THE GREAT ARSE ELEVATOR(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 23:14,
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ILL BET JAMES GETS A GIANT PEACH etc(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 23:17,
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SOMETHING SOMETHING CHOCOLATE FACTORY RIGHT LADS(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 23:19,
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do you want a blow job boss?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 23:22,
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aka the boogie woogie bugle boy of company B(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 23:28,
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Marty McFly has thatbut you don't see him camping out at Dunkin' Donuts
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Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 23:01,
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He is going back to full time acting. Car crash Telly right there.
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alternative reply: night night 'Craig David'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 23:07,
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I heard he was going into construction......
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AS A JACK HAMMER
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Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 23:07,
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*something about a king size shake*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 23:03,
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bud bud ding ding tiggitz pliz(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 23:26,
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Guess who died on the bus today?.....(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 23:42,
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Just in case that was too obscure....www.youtube.com/watch?v=awBhScpNSN8
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 23:44,
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What? Melinda messenger, YM.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 23:40,
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I was also at the pub. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 23:44,
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