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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Imma gonna start typing this safe in the knowledge some cunt'll beat me to the punch so you fucken fannies'll just have to put up with two threads, alrite?
what things that you like or think are better are being phased out cos cunts dunno their oats from their elbow? speaking of chrimbo i like the old style fairy lights for the tree that are pointy and sometimes have the flower petal surround type thing. nowadays thanks to some cunt in brussels or something you can only seem to get these dull looking fuckers that look like pencil rubbers.

Alt: whats your funniest t-shirt?

Altalt: whats the word on the street?

EDIT: Typical Fucken Mince! *rolls eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:20, 206 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
well this is embarrassing

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)
I think I like this thread better

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Yeah, t shirts are lol.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)
AA SHOULD FUCKING OWN THIS THREAD SHITPANTS

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)
I own one.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:38, Reply)
In other news, Battered's impending divorce is causing hard times.
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GENUINE-PUSSY-WAGON-TAXED-TESTED-STI-CLEAR-/161107374385
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:51, Reply)
Not clicking that, might be a classic cuntmobile

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Here

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Oh, the worst handling version of the MR2
With nearly 140k on the clock, er......no ta.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Oh man, he totally got me there.
b3ta.com/questions/twatfriends/post2095399
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:47, Reply)
I have a haha get this right hoho a t shirt haha with a Nine Inch Nails logo on it teehee but instead of saying 'nine inch nails' under the logo it says haha wait for it hoho
nine inch nobb!

Yeah get fucked, I bought it when I was 14. I think I've binned it anyway.

Cunt off you vapid, self absorbed galloping bunch of prannies.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)
NINE INCH MALES MORE LIKE!!!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)
oh HO!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:55, Reply)
how could you not have binned it?
even if it wasn't horrid it would be 17 years old by now
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)
I don't like coloured lights, Reg. Only white ones.
What does this make me, aside from a massive racist obvs.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)
i read that as "tights"
i mostly wear black tights, but i do also have some that are red, some that are pale pink, one gold pair, one silver pair etc, and was wondering what you had against them.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:34, Reply)
They keep trapping my leg hairs.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:35, Reply)
I like those stickers on cars they are well lol
like that "I'm only speeding 'cos I need a poo!" Hahahaha, it's well funny that because they think a copper will allow toilet emergencies as reasonable cause for breaking the law.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:32, Reply)
worked for alex ferguson

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:34, Reply)


(Battered., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:32, Reply)
i don't own any comedy clothing am I doing the internet wrong?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)
The internet's perception of your clothing is pretty amusing.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)
yeah well the internet if wrong
I am smart, sophisticated adn dapper
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)

, sophisticated adn dapper +in, 32, Norwich
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)
'I am smart in, 32, Norwich'?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Nakers has edited his post since I made this hilarious strikethrough.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)
But not edited enough to spell fucking AND right.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)
your a cunt AND and fucking prick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)
You're

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:48, Reply)
Or bent spastic

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Yeah, but you're street smart, not book smart.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Take that back!
The internet if NEVER wrong!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)
I had a T-shirt with the 'Pirelli' logo on, but when you looked closer it *actually* said 'Pimpdaddi'
Probably the funniest thing I have ever seen, and I have watched an episode of 'My Family'.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)
So are you going to the S3CR3T P1ZZ4 B4$H tonight, frogsy?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:09, Reply)
I will not be in attendance due to a prior arrangement.
But it's my dream to meet some of you knobs at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:10, Reply)
curling up in a ball in a darkened room weeping and rocking back and forth can wait, go and meet the retards

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:11, Reply)
I would love go and stare awkwardly at strangers having fun, and engaging in WHOTHEFUCKAREYOU CHAT
But I cannot today.

Did you get an invite yet?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)
I attended one of these events once
It was not in the slightest bit awkward that they all knew each other well, having met many times before and I was the only one there who didn't know anyone. Oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Are you sure it wasn't just because you are heavily autistic?
were wearing a Baja hoodie and stank from 3 weeks without washing?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
That sounds perfect. I'm cancelling my evening with 'real' friends and going 'bashing' or whatever you kids say these days.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Your first b4sh is always a bit like that.
I was lucky, I met Boyce for a few beers before popping along to one so I didn't care less by the time I got there.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
It was surprisingly normal actually
I had a couple of beers on the train down, but you cunts were actually alright.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
This is what I would do.
I would also actively engage in conversation so as not to be all left out.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)
yes*






*no
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
That's sad.
I'm glad I've got something to do later, as no-one will be on here by the looks of things.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
taht's ok, I've got Great British Bake Off to catch up on Iplayer

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Well I think we know who's gonna have the best time.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)
i'm gonna watch question time from last night and drink beer and eat cauliflower cheese and pray that some work comes in next week.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
i fucking love cauliflower cheese with some nice smoked bacon and mango chutney

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)
i've got chipolatas and jalapenos

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)
oooh, nice twist you big ginger bear you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)
You'd love to meet me, you're just in denial.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:15, Reply)
I wait outside your house trying to get up the courage to knock ont he door and say hello.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:12, Reply)
I thought that was you I saw
I was behind the lamppost on the other side
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:13, Reply)
One of you two is lying.
There's only one lamp post. I think Pigsy is telling the truth, as he knew to knock on the door as the bell doesn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
i got to the front door, used all my courage to press the bell, and it didn't work.
I ran away in tears and have yet to get the courage again.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Don't give up mate.
I've got some Kit-Kats in for when you summon up the courage.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
i'm not fucking trick or treating.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Are those your 'normal' clothes?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)
yeah. :(
to my constant shame, this is what I was wearing the night I met ladypig
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Jesus.
Pretty fly for a white (and black) guy.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)
that was only the half of it
flic.kr/p/fXGKV6
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)
I can only assume your Doris's dodgy eyes were very helpful to you that night

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)
i wish i could find the photo of her that night.
she had an amazing outfit on.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)
are you a juggalo?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)
no.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Yeah you are

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)
i did once buy one of their albums, when i was about 12,
this is more of a clown thing we had going on in a band for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)
Dozer fucking loves ICP

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:42, Reply)
i have heard.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)
What I don't get is why you haven't spilt your drink.
Given that you are standing on the wall.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)
Bit racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)
oh, that's nothing,
our lead singer was big on animal rights at this point, and after that killer whale died a few years back in a show place, he wrote a song about it, and we did make up to look like killer whales. The make up melted under the stage lights and sweat, and i came off stage looking like a golliwog.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)
I may not be cut out for a career in customer services.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:11, Reply)
casual racism,
everyone is like "darkies have rights, you can't call them wogs, you can't use the word sand-wop, you can't lock them in a dark room and force them to work for shit food"
world is broken.

Christmas lights are best when the flash to jingly christmas tunes. JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS JINGLE UP YOUR BUM, LAA LAA LAA LALALA LA LA LALA LAAAAAAA!!

alt: someone once bought me a shirt that just says "you had me at I swallow" it was lololololol

ALTltalt: it says Windy Pig is a fucking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:11, Reply)
have you been drinking?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:13, Reply)
i have.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
will you be using the chainsaw later?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
i highly doubt it.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Jeff posted a link to some excellent casual racism last night
Actually it wasn't particularly casual by today's standards.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:15, Reply)
oooh, i'd love a link to that.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Christ do I have to do everything for you?
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2094855
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)
this is why you're my favourite.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
is that Lenny Henry?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)
Which one?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)
Are we supposed to be impressed with this casual racism? We're not 8 years old.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)
i was expecting something a bit better than lenny henry being a cunt.
He's always a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Cunt is as cunt does.
Oooooooooookaaaaaaaaay!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)
KATANGA!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:44, Reply)
he always did have an inflated opinion of himself

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)
And now he is doing budget hotel adverts.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Is he? Oh Yaphet! Why man why???

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Who's the black dick that makes everyone sick? Len!
Damn straight.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:58, Reply)
lol
From The Running Man to cheapo ads. Where did it go wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)
I'm watching Bergerac.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:13, Reply)
:o( I wish I could say the same

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)
I do not

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)
This is a good one.
It involves Jim Bergerac solving a crime.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)
That posh bird is well nice.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Oh I've seen that one.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Don't tell me what happens.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)
the french dude did it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Jim has been speaking with his colleagues in the 'Met'.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)
I'm not sure what a bunch of New York based Opera singers can do to help really

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:37, Reply)
You'd know if you were watching it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)
bureaux des etranger lols

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Sorry, I'm not reading that, it might make me foreign.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)
You is anyway bruv.
brizzle innit
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)
Meh.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)
We have seen 1000s of variations on the same mehs and would much prefer you used fresh mehs. Try looking at todays papers or thinking of something really odd to type into google.

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)
i just had a black cherry strained yoghurt and it was fucken rank man
i think they need to phase strained yoghurts out in favour of cheeseburgers
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:42, Reply)
what is a strained yoghurt?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:44, Reply)
Sonething Gonz "made"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:46, Reply)
its like that, whaddaya callit, whats that yellow pudding with the brown bits in the bottom
oh, i donno, its just offensive and gloopy with a little puddle of yoghurt juice on top before you mix it up
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:46, Reply)
i don't see why you dont just pour some nice plain yoghurt over some nice fresh fruit.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)
yeah, i had the fruit n'all

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:48, Reply)
YM's gunt?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)
We have seen 1000s of variations on the same meme and would much prefer you used fresh memes. Try looking at todays papers or thinking of something really odd to type into google.

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)
NEW MEMES?
I do have to work as well you know?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
You force feed 'Bill Clay' a yoghurt, then he shits it into your mouth.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)
are you pimping for 'Bill Clay' now doc?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Who is 'Bill Clay'?
Him ain't one o' my bitches.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)
No3 on your shag list
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2094676
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)
Oh, you mean imaginary character 'Bill Clay'.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)
if indeed he is imaginary

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)
I don't believe in him.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:58, Reply)
^ TGGI

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)
word on the street 'Bill Clay' is that the good doc frog wants a lift of your shirt

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:00, Reply)
I wouldn't put any stock in the word of the street Reg
you don't know where it's been
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:01, Reply)
and it might be cyclepathic

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Hells bells!

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)
BL 'Bill Clay'

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:58, Reply)
Alright 'Bill Clay'
Are you real or imaginary?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)
nah, I'm just a figment of Reg's imagination

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:00, Reply)
Thanks for clearing that up 'Bill Clay'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:02, Reply)
don't believe his lies doc

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:03, Reply)
BEER

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:03, Reply)
^ QUEER

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:03, Reply)
CHEERS.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:04, Reply)
FEARS

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:05, Reply)
TIERS

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:08, Reply)
JEERS

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:19, Reply)
We have seen 1000s of variations on the same smears and would much prefer you used fresh smears. Try looking at todays papers or thinking of something really odd to type into google.

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:05, Reply)
GOOD NEWS!
Jim Bergarac has caught the thieves and solved the case.

Charlie Hungerford had fuck all to do with it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:06, Reply)
FFS, not content with fingering their bumholes, now they're killing them:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24139769
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:07, Reply)
Softly?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:08, Reply)
fuck sake.
In other news, a mate of mine who works in immigration just text me to say a man shat out 3 kilos of drugs in little packets. 3 kilos.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:11, Reply)
Greedy bastard.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:13, Reply)
hoover arse
you mark my words
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:14, Reply)
Does your mate ever...ah....take his work home with him?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:28, Reply)
He can get you some good shit

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:29, Reply)
Hi Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:32, Reply)
He's got a load of 'brown'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:33, Reply)
someting about Stevie Knicks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:35, Reply)
no.
stupid cunt is all worried about getting fired.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:51, Reply)
were they tied together and did he pull them out like a clown pulling bunting out of his sleeve?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:30, Reply)
right guys, see the fella up there that posted the Hanks jizzing vid yeah?
is that the one with the book that everyone took the piss out of? somewhere at the back of my head i had him mixed up with Dr Vagabond and i was wondering why youse cunts we're being so easy on him. Soz Vag, i have trouble keeping track of the cunts round here
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:32, Reply)
I have "carrott cake"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:34, Reply)
NO YOUNA FUCKEN CARROTT CAKE

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:35, Reply)
and a pack of cherry cheesecake jammy dodgers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)
oh man, they sound well nice tubbles

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)
i dunno they were free though so i took them

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:37, Reply)
i think the book had a skellington on the cover if this helps

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:34, Reply)
yer, it was well gudf

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:35, Reply)
Nah it's a lolfake account made to look like his

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:39, Reply)
No it is him.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:41, Reply)
I looked at the profile and the L is an I

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:45, Reply)
YOURN L IS AN I

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:48, Reply)
I'm REALLY bored
some forrin bird who works part time and gets house benefits put in an offer on my flat...no chance povvo forrin, no chnce
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)
Yeah people who part part type can get fucked
Some spastic bird offered me first 250k then 270k for mine today - I mean really.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)
YEAH I EDITED IT YOU HORRID MAN

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:51, Reply)
she is takin farkin liberties mate
although wasn't this more than you thought it was worth anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:55, Reply)
You fool
It's one of those 'trojan' accounts, your computer will now be riddled with malware and spyware and all manner of unpleasant wares.
Best give Kroney a call to fix it.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:55, Reply)
I'm drinking a pint of goat's milk right now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 17:00, Reply)
I prefer swan

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 17:01, Reply)
IT'S THE NAME OF A BEER LOL!
/Tenyearoldladdielols
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 17:01, Reply)

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