I've smacked my kids, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:13, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

The Prodigy's less...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Really? I could never do that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:16, Reply)

How old is Micro?

( Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

2.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

Well you wouldn't understand then
I could never smack a two year old either
( Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)

Punch?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)

Couldn't do so regardless of age. Barbaric.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Really
I think there a lot of difference between beating a child and giving a kid a quick smack on the hand when they try and stick their hand in the gas ring.
( Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)

As a non-parent, my opinion is obviously worthless
but I'd say there was a difference between smacking and battering a kid.
( Kroney, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)

As a non-parent,
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)

There are other ways to deal with something like that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)

Psychological torture is far more fun.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)

Good luck with that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)

i maintain that the only thing my little shit of a brother was scared of
was having his trousers pulled down and his bottom smacked in public. it didn't hurt him, but it was humiliating.

mind you, he was 23.

however, i don't think i could ever hit anyone. unless they didn't pay for pizza or something.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:47, Reply)

Yep you let them burn their hand

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:32, Reply)

You can't reach.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

Just you wait....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)

Never going to happen.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)

Said every new father ever

( Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)

this^
You'll soon find that 3 year olds really respond well to talking when they've just thrown a toy car at the fireplace and smashed a glass/mirror photo frame.

/mayhavehappenedonsaturday
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)

I've never smacked my kids as a punishment
but I have to prevent them from either causing harm to themselves, each other, someone else or to stop them destroying something they know they shouldn't be destroying.
( Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)

So why did you think I was puking?

( Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Monty said "PJ was puking"
I thought it was you
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)

I think he meant pjm

( Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:35, Reply)

ahhhhhhhhhhh

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Consider my username. How do you think that came about? N.E.V.E.R. Just wont.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)

Shut up, 4 pints.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)

5.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:31, Reply)

One for every foot
Hence why Stumped went home after 1
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:32, Reply)

My dad beat the shit out of me as a kid,
again its very different. When I smack my kids its for shock value and I am pretty much certian it doesn't hurt them.
( Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)

this also ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)

My youngest will cry if she thinks shes been smacked
so I clap my hands loudly behind her back and thats enough, its funny to psychologically torture little Mange Tout
( Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)

you worked in a fish & chip shop?
did they have bottles or sachets of ketchup?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)

^ This guy knows how to get to the crux of the matter
/oats
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:32, Reply)