b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Off Topic » Post 2097278 | Search
This is a question Off Topic

Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Pages: Latest, 836, 835, 834, 833, 832, ... 1

« Go Back | See The Full Thread

I don't clean behind my fridge
I hear that makes me a slut. I'm not sure how that works - are men attracted by the build up of muck behind the fridge? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:34, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Phwoar!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:38, Reply)
Fridges and women do have a lot in common though

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:39, Reply)
they both leak when they're fucked?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:45, Reply)
Cold as ice and
fuck all on the top shelf?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:46, Reply)
When you open them up, they light up.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:46, Reply)
this is actually a very bless answer

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:51, Reply)
really?
i read it in patrick bateman's voice...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:54, Reply)
only works if she's swallowed a maglight

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 18:00, Reply)
or keeps wondering why it doesn't buzz when switched on

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 18:04, Reply)
A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out though.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:49, Reply)
winning^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:51, Reply)
And you can't dispose of a woman
by puncturing her compressor and leaving her outside for the council to pick up.

I know, I tried it.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 18:16, Reply)
something about
mouldy lettuce and forgotten yoghurts?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:51, Reply)
I keep them both in the cellar....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:57, Reply)
The word slut has changed meaning over the years.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:48, Reply)
i see
this is why the mould infestation has brought less boys to my yard than the milkshake
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:52, Reply)
To be honest I wasn't aware there *was* a 'behind the fridge'
I thought it was just all fridge, then, I dunno, wall or sutin'
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:57, Reply)
Pretty sure it is like that
Fridges grow from the house walls
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:59, Reply)
I know there is wall around it, I dunno how you'd get behind it though.
Do fridges move?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 18:02, Reply)

« Go Back | See The Full Thread

Pages: Latest, 836, 835, 834, 833, 832, ... 1