According to BBC Scotlald news, older people with autism are invisible.
What a silly comment. What else in the news do you find silly? What in general do you find silly?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:28, 100 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

this thread

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:32, Reply)

It's better than yours hippy.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Is it? Is it really? Are we sure?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:37, Reply)

We should ask the people of Scotlald

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Maybe his leg had just grow?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:43, Reply)

All the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:52, Reply)

is this english??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Is this a question

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:54, Reply)

is this an answer

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Is this thread shit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:02, Reply)

It is a bit really. Should i delete it?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:05, Reply)

what a cumcuber

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:09, Reply)

In my considered opinion yes.
And have a nice 40th.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:40, Reply)

cheers
I am spending in a museum with two lesbians.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:59, Reply)

you couldn't make that up

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Is there no big Monty birthday smash up this year?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:00, Reply)

his boyfriend is away innit

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:01, Reply)

sad times

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:06, Reply)

I'd make a tasteless comment, but as they're YMs, I won't.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:02, Reply)

i heard that they taste like a sardine's anus

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Barbarossa's law, dude

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:35, Reply)

If someone fails on a messageboard and there's no one around does it make a sound?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:36, Reply)

welcome to b3ta! kasto krut!

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Has anyone checked Schrodinger's grave to see if he is dead

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:46, Reply)

the way that chap walks, what's his name?
john cleese, that's it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Alright Swipe?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:44, Reply)

alright d to the rape to the ape

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:48, Reply)

yep
fuckin bored though...hoping this'll be my last week tbh,lots of work is being passed over.

How long have you been at your current place? Are you aiming for partner or is it a step to somthing better?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:51, Reply)

you're not going to abandon us when you start the new job, are you??
about 7 years. being groomed for partnership. but all lawyers have to be realistic about that these days............. it's not like it used to be when it was a rite of passage. basically, if your best mate doesn't happen to be head of legal at a massive bank/insurer/property company/retail chain, you can forget it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:55, Reply)

I dunno...I hope it's rewarding enough that I don't want to be here..
add to that their firewalls...well we'll have to wait and see. Plus I'll hve minions so should probably set a good example.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:58, Reply)

pffffffffffft to all that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:59, Reply)

well I'm getting on and need to crack on with the old career
I reckon I'll stop working in London when I'm forty, so i need to be senior enough and experienced enough by then to head something up out of town. Or be running my own business...who knows
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Alright Swipe? Thin yet?
I watched The Life of Brian a bit back, not half as funny as I remembered. Shame.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:48, Reply)

much stronger and fitter and getting more toned
he pushed everything up last night, and i could do it ALL without dying. which was good. except that i expect he will do it again on wednesday. doom.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:50, Reply)

I'm not sure your trainer is supposed to touch you there

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:52, Reply)

I'm not sure she should be able to get everything up there either.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:53, Reply)

practice

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Pushing up has nothing to do with a hernia, or rectal prolapse I assume?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Like actually invisible?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Given the lack of rise in unexplained gropings across Scotland, I think we can assume not?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Anything you post on B3ta.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:49, Reply)

The Anti-Nazi League.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:49, Reply)

This is just because you haven't won a game yet, isn't it?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:52, Reply)

SHUT UP AND STOP BULLYING ME YOU DICK!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:53, Reply)

I like darts.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Arrerz.
I once took a mate who was becoming an actOR to a pub near me in Dalston, when Dalston was still a shit-hole - The Docker's Fists or something.

It was full of MEN being MEN, drinking LAGER, and looking at the TITS on Page 3 of The Sun, because they were MEN. There were a couple of blokes playing darts, and I went up to the bar, and said "Alright love - pint of Foster's, and ... what are you having?" turning to my mate.

He looked along the bar, considered for a bit, and then tapped me on the shoulder and said "Oh my god - do you know what I'd like? Could I have a glass of white wine with an ice cube in it, please?"

I have rarely drunk a pint so quickly.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:02, Reply)

csb

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:03, Reply)

clownfish seeking bream?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Dalson is still a shithole.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Is it? I haven't been there for about 10 years.
My boss goes out there with his trendy friends, and tells me it's got some reeeally cool bars and great little restaurants there.

When I started living there I was told off by my flatmate for getting cash out of an ATM during non-daylight hours.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:11, Reply)

One of my pals lived there for a bit.
The morning after he moved in he couldn't get out of the front door as it was taped off as a crime scene following a multiple shooting in the African nightclub next door. It's not like that any more but it;s full of pricks rather than dodgy nignogs these days.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Yeah that sounds about right.
It was in Dalston that I saw an incredibly well-built gentleman punch a young lady full in the face, but he then had the absolute shit beaten out of him by a further six apparently unconnected but socially-conscious gentlemen, so it was OK.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:24, Reply)

parents, eh?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:27, Reply)

To be fair, she did have quite an annoying face.
Certainly after he'd punched her.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:30, Reply)

I ran a completely unsuccessful club night in the Brewery Tap there, a couple of years ago.
It was the final nail in my clubland coffin.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Chompy, give Vag his login back.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:55, Reply)

I might make a curry tonight

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:08, Reply)

The woman who made the two stupid offers on my gaff is seeing it AGAIN on Thursday.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:09, Reply)

What was the offer(s)?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:09, Reply)

A blowjob from a toothless paki

( Peej, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:11, Reply)

alright stunner, looking forward to your hols?
feeling guilty about leaving monce all alone on his 40th?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Very much looking forward to the hols.
Nope.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:15, Reply)

250, then 270.
Below 290 she can get tae fuck.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:15, Reply)

She'll go all the way.
Dorty feckin bitch
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:22, Reply)

If she doesn't she can fuck off.
I will take 290 though.

Or should I not?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Is she a first time buyer?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:27, Reply)

I believe so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:27, Reply)

you could always say yes but you won't take it off the market
but you'll take it off the market for 295 or something like that

then if you change your mind, you haven't lost anything
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)

I like this

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:35, Reply)

What was it up for again
300?

do your finances if it still enables you to clear debt and have a decent lump sum available (not to piss up the wall) then consider it... If it doesn't work for you then refuse.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:28, Reply)

My total debt inc mortgage is c180k
So (obv) 290 gives me 110k cash or 120k if I hold out for 300.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:30, Reply)

She probably likes being nosey.
Apparently some people are weird about viewing properties.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:12, Reply)

i think she's collecting bits of him so that she can clone her very own monty
a toenail clipping from under the bed... a pyab from the bath tub... a skid from the bog........

if you made a clone, would it be the same age as the person you cloned? or a baby clone?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:26, Reply)

'Al's been Edmunding again - Roota's sick of seeing his cock'

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Pardon?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:17, Reply)

I think Reggie has decided to hang out on the b3ta dictionary

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:20, Reply)

imma submitting some shit to this fucker
who owns it?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:21, Reply)

s'alright i gots it
its some folks called 'mictoboy' and 'kamikaze stoat'
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:22, Reply)

SHITPANTS NUGENT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:24, Reply)

\o/
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/SHITPANTS+NUGENT/
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:25, Reply)

You should have a go a rewriting FAQ and all

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:27, Reply)

The swearing section could use a little, ah, enhancing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:32, Reply)

niiiice

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:31, Reply)

WAILAAPOYD
you eumphazard
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:21, Reply)

I have to say, I'm not particularly impressed with this thread.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:14, Reply)

NWOT

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Start a new one dude, it is pretty shit. I

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Is it love you're after, or just a good time?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:20, Reply)

it's not the thread
it's the fact that there's about 3 of us left clinging to it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:22, Reply)

+ like tagnuts in Minces moon forest of endor

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:23, Reply)

can't...... unread................

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:25, Reply)

I'll get some brekkie, scrambled eggs I think.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Well if you're expecting it to keep you warm in the middle of the night, I fear you may be sorely disappointed.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:24, Reply)

GJM

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Geordie Jam Master

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:34, Reply)

I have started a new thread.
Just don't expect it to be any good.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:33, Reply)

EVERY FUCKEN TIME MAN!

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:34, Reply)

IT'S LIKE YOU DO IT ON PURPOSE

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:36, Reply)

Which of us should delete & save the thread for later?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:36, Reply)

BOTH

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:37, Reply)