Places to go. I love Paris, New York and Ibiza.
All for different reasons.

London too. LOVE London. For a visit mind, not to live
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:15, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

London thanks you for your interest.
And invites you to return to your provincial paradise as you are making the place look untidy.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Im not one of these annoying, dawdling tourists.
I know how to use the tube and I go everywhere in a hurry.

Plus, you know, I look fab doing it.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)

there's a shop near me that sells randomly very good gayer t-shirts
one has a picture of a stickman with a handbag and it says "no camping". then there is a strikethrough option for "i like girls/boys" with a delete as appropriate -

i'm not doing them justice.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)

God you people really have me nailed...
*not really
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:26, Reply)

alright "jesus"!
i'm a bit distracted today. not quite on form!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Crucifixion lols

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:33, Reply)

When I was at school
I used to do the tube from Kings X to Heathrow with two suitcases and a massive weekend bag. And then the same in the other direction at the end of the holidays.
I think that's where I perfected my 'fuck off out of my way' glare. And developed my deep seated hatred of crowded places.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:25, Reply)

those places are all unremittingly shit. Soz.


Not really. Although you could have tried not to have "stereotypical gay world tour 101" printed on your itinerary.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:18, Reply)

There was no mention of Gran Canaria, Sitges, Fire island or Lesbos, thanks.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:21, Reply)

I took those as given.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Only been to GC and found it to be a horrid hole with bad drag from the 90's
and promiscuity.

None of that for me thanks. Keep your venereal diseases to yourselves.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Paris is an amazing city, Ibiza is a beautiful Island, London is a fantastic city museums, history, restaurants, parks, gigs, theatre etc etc
I think you'll find you look a bit silly now
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Paris is a dirty shithole
and I could list ten islands in a heartbeat that piss on Ibiza with their eyes closed. But, hey, you stick to you middle england stereotypical destinations, eh?

Also, I said Not Really, you unremitting WTN prick.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:29, Reply)

I could also name ten islands that piss on Ibiza, but that wasn't the question was it? I'd have thought a tutor like you would put more emphasis on reading the question correctly
Paris is dirty, but so is your mum and they both still entertain millions of visitors a year
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:31, Reply)

So, apparently, does Britain's got fucking talent.
Your point?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:43, Reply)

That your mum is the human equvilant of Britain's got talent?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Well, duh.
I'm just pointing out Paris isn't coming out of this at all well.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:47, Reply)

I loved Ibiza
A lot less chavs than you will find on most party Islands and literally had the best nights ever clubbing with my mates.

As with everything it's a personal choice innit.

*drags soapbox away*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)

I only really went to the North of the Island away fro the clubbing heartland
Wedding in an amazing agri hotel and week of beautiful beaches and amazing food. It helped that we had a Spaniard with us, whos passiona nd job is food and drink. He can sniff out a good restaurantb from a mile away
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:41, Reply)

"agri hotel" ?
and you wonder why people abuse you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:44, Reply)

I didn't book it did I that's where the wedding was, it just means they grow lots of their own food I think
and no, I don't wonder, it's becasue I'm a HIDEOUS MONSTER WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:46, Reply)

In all seriousness, and to step away from hurling abuse at you for a second
a fucking "agri hotel"? I'd love five minutes alone with whatever fucker came up with that, and a pair of pliers. that's worse than calling things "artisan" .. Some peoople really just don't deserve to live.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:49, Reply)

it's a pouch namw
they jsut mean it's eco and shit really
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:50, Reply)

We went to Portinax a couple of times, really nice place, good food etc.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Quite so
and my personal choice is to call Nakers a prick. I actually quite like Ibiza but where's the fun in that when we can bait collar-poppers?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:45, Reply)