Its Friday, its 15:37, its Knackerjack!
What are you intending to get up to/inside this weekend?

I myself have a weekend of FUCKALL booked in, with many a wine/beer chaser

Alt:
Fucking amuse yourselves
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:39, 70 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Sleeeeeeeeeeep. That's it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)

Want to swap?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:44, Reply)

+fluids?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Nay, you're alright thanks.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:48, Reply)

Making Cider

( Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)

Next door has a full tree of apples and have currently moved out
I may pinch them

I also have a tree full of pears
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:44, Reply)

Pear cider works well too
May as well nick the apples they will be rotten in a week
( Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)

I might mix them

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)

Good plan
but seriously, nick them now before its too late
( Peej, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)

I'll do a raid tomorrow when her builders arent there
Any ideas for a makeshift press?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)

YM

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:48, Reply)

Good plan

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Thighs that could crack walnuts.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)

*Crosses legs*
/ac
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)

Lips too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:05, Reply)

suck a bowling ball through a straw lols

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:10, Reply)

Good luck with the cidermaking btw. I've done it before, with a homemade press made of 2 breadboards, a car jack and a bucket. Excellent results.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 17:10, Reply)

Curry and beers tonight,
some family thing tomorrow and Sunday I shall mostly be lazing around.
( Kroney, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:44, Reply)

Working tonight.
Working tomorrow night.
Day off Sunday.

Alt: If I could do that, I wouldn't be here.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:44, Reply)

Alt:
Good point
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)

Pub treasure hunt tonight after work
Closely followed by fuck all for the rest of the weekend. Maybe watch my lad playing volleyball tomorrow.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:48, Reply)

Is that one of those things where you wander around the village chasing clues
then go back and get pissed?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)

Well kinds of. But I fully intend to get pissed whilst not really even bothering my arse to look for clues.
There's also spot prizes for most impressive 'collected' item etc. One year a guy cycled into the pub on a bike he'd nicked. Classy.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)

Anything stolen whilst drunk is referred to as a "gizzit"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)

^^This

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:02, Reply)

I have a "Danger Of Death" sign in work from just such a night out in Edinburgh

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:05, Reply)

Nuffink
Small glass of sherry, bit of Maeve Binchy, and an early night I reckon.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Fucking hell, thats more bent than Nakers.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)

Well, it is Friday I suppose
I could stay up until half ten. But then I'd have to go straight to sleep.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:58, Reply)

WOAH

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:00, Reply)

That's if my kidneys can take it of course!
haha, I'm joking, of course they can.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:01, Reply)

I've booked in a good bottle of red and an extended period of sitting

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Oh man, I do enjoy a good sit
I might have one of those myself this evening.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:03, Reply)

otherwise known as a shit.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:03, Reply)

Not tonight, b3thasphine
Sitting. Sitting is under-rated
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:04, Reply)

Sitting is ace.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:56, Reply)

Building a shed, if the weather holds up.
Cor!
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)

*wanks *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:28, Reply)

Photographing for coins.
Drinking heavily.

Er ... that's it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)

for
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)

So the 2p and the 5p are finally getting married, eh?
I heard that the old 10 pence piece is giving her away.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)

are finally getting married, eh? had a race
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:05, Reply)

And good old 2, he took the milky way

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:09, Reply)

I'm going the pub.
'The Beastie' as it's colloquially known.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:08, Reply)

Staying tonight. I've got micro all weekend.
With friends in East Dulwich tomorrow, wipsnade on Sunday.

Really looking forward to it.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:21, Reply)

gym tonight
lunch/drinks/general misbehaving on the voddies tomorrow. gym and pub on sun. all good.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:22, Reply)

I will be building
a fence, and installing a front gate, rock and fucking roll...

I shall then partake in a snifter
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:25, Reply)

I have no doubt that tomorrow will involve either DIY or gardening or most likely both

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:26, Reply)

and a gay dog

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:26, Reply)

That too
He keeps walking over the place where I've been burning everything then all over the carpet, the little cunt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:27, Reply)

hahahaha he knows you abuse him!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:42, Reply)

I have a theory
that wives don't like to see husbands just sitting down enjoying themselves quietly, and will see things that are suddenly urgent.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:37, Reply)

This isn't a theory. It's a fucking FACT.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:38, Reply)

I think mine can sense when my buttocks are within an inch of the armchair
some sort of relaxing alarm goes off and all of a sudden I need to fix something else that "someone" had broken
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:43, Reply)

They can sense things like that from 50 miles away. Weird species.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)

I like your style.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:51, Reply)

Do do do do do do dooo

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:55, Reply)

Shanice in da house

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 18:56, Reply)

Cheese and cidertasting.
Proper cider, not that Strongbow shit. I'm aiming to fall over. Tomorrow and Sunday, blitz my place, good cleanup/throw out.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:43, Reply)

I'm off to sit in my garden, read, smoke a Montecristo & have a cheeky beverage.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 17:02, Reply)

might go dancing

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 17:04, Reply)

I think I can feel a nose hair poking out of my nose ohh god oh god
I feel closer to death already
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 17:14, Reply)

Gay.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 17:16, Reply)

Don't worry I did got to the pub this afternoon I just forget to announce it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 17:33, Reply)

Daughter tonight and tomorrow night
Taking her to her pal's birthday party, then my sister is also staying tomorrow night, family lunch on Sun with Canadian cousins and various kids and my bruv and sis, mums up for British Library then Turkish meal on Mon, generally doing stuff we 40 year olds get up to.

Crying, mainly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 17:47, Reply)

Poofter.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 18:02, Reply)

^old gay prick^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 18:05, Reply)

breaking bad makes me want to eat fried chicken

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 17:50, Reply)

Face first in a law book I suspect
it's all fast times at ridgemont high here.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 18:13, Reply)

Tonight cooking a beef rendang, smoking some spliffs and having a drink
Tomorrow, Getting summat cooked for me, smoking some spliffs and having a drink.
Possibly a bit time in the garden as its meant to be nice. Before a long, hard Winter sets in.

Sunday. Chillin like a villain

Over and out.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 18:52, Reply)