Soooooo who would you vote for, assuming an election tomorrow? Go for any party, the major 3, UKIP, or any fringe ones?
Or do you think as me, they're all a bunch of self serving pricks?
Alt, cinemas? Pointless in this day and age of digital shenannigans, or still a fun time for all?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 9:28, 104 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Labour.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 9:34, Reply)

No real difference between them
Only the colour of their ties. Self-serving*, lying**, thieving***, conniving**** elitist***** cunts to a man (or woman). Hang them all. Slowly.

*Vote on their own pay and conditions
** Where do I start!?
*** 'Flipping' main homes, claiming for moat cleaning etc. chauffeurs for ministers who live within WALKING distance of this place of work etc.
**** The 'Pairing' system, the whip's offices etc etc.
***** Tax breaks for the rich vs cuts in benefits, the disgrace that is ATOS, the 'revolving door' between the cabinet office and big business etc etc.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Pretty much.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Vote Frog

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 9:39, Reply)

I like the cut of this man's jib. Get laid last night? lolololol.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 9:48, Reply)

*sigh* no.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Get voted.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 9:48, Reply)

\o/

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Can we have Obama? I like Obama. He'd be good for england.
I like his social media stuff.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 9:49, Reply)

CHANGE INNIT BRUV

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 9:56, Reply)

1 out of 49 american presidents can dunk.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 10:17, Reply)

I imagine a similar percentage 'got riddem'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 10:18, Reply)

No he's not a party.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 10:26, Reply)

in England we vote for individual candidates, not parties.
Is this news to you?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 10:36, Reply)

I vote TO PARTY!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 10:38, Reply)

Yeah but generally you vote for the policies not the person.
Is this newz to you?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 10:46, Reply)

I don't get how anyone can vote for the republicans, I just don't understand, they're fucking mental.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 10:43, Reply)

You have heard of Americans right?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 10:45, Reply)

Is cheese and marmite on toast a good idea?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 10:44, Reply)

very.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Do you put the marmite under the cheese or on top?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 10:49, Reply)

Do you usually have someone who looks after you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 11:09, Reply)

Sometimes I need help because of my autism and aspergers.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)

Marmite is wrong!
Cheese on toast should be made with a light dusting of Sharwoods Tandoori spice over the cheese BEFORE grilling.
Use of Marmite singles you out as a headwrong mentalist. Trufax.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 11:25, Reply)

This sits well with my current medication.
Anyway, I went with applying marmite post cheese grilling, it was alright but not the taste sensation I was hoping for. Three stars.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Cheese on toast should have a bit of mango chutney added to it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)

This sounds very wrong indeed. I thought you were alright Jeffers, I really did.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Trust me. It's fantastic.
Bread, add a bit of mango chutney then add cheese and then toast.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 11:30, Reply)

I think this is another one of your tricks to make me put something in my mouth that I don't want to.
I'm not being fooled by you again you pervert.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 11:31, Reply)

You're missing out.
It's the only way to enjoy a cheese toastie.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 11:32, Reply)

I will give it a whirl when I decide to repopulate my Mary Celeste style kitchen with edible items other than cheese bread and marmite.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 11:35, Reply)

And when you've done that I expect public validation.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 11:36, Reply)

If you're right I will shout it from the rooftops.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 11:37, Reply)

I'd vote for you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Sep 2013, 12:36, Reply)

Alright Piggo you FACKIN LEGEND

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 12:43, Reply)

Alright Froggatt.
I've done gardening. Might go out to the pub or something.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Sep 2013, 13:02, Reply)

What's gardening?
I'm watching tv and doing a bit of sitting down. Might go for a drink later, that's what real people do isn't it?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Right. I'm taking the Doris shopping.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Have a great time under the thumb you snivelling pathetic excuse for a man.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 12:55, Reply)

It's even better than that. I'm going to pay for everything.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Ah, you're a good lad really. I'm going to learn from you how to conduct a successful relationship.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 13:01, Reply)

You're letting the missus out tje house? Blimey.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 12:58, Reply)

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( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Click for effort

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 13:00, Reply)

Thanks, I've been working on that for about a day and a half now

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 13:04, Reply)

I seriously admire your commitment.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 13:06, Reply)

Good
Now admire my ballbag
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 13:07, Reply)

WOAH

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 13:08, Reply)

Hello hatterson.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Sep 2013, 13:02, Reply)

trying to buy a rangemaster and the cunts wont take my money
what's wrong with people?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Maybe they don't want your dirty ill gained money. Maybe they only like nice people.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Well it ain't gonna launder itself!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 13:07, Reply)

I thought you were buying a cooker?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 13:08, Reply)

I'd vote for the Pants Party.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)

bring them down!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 16:21, Reply)

I'd probably vote labour simply because its their turn to fuck everything up
and they're slightly less obvious about handing over my money to giant multinationals.

I had a cracking holiday in Cornwall, by the way. Ate several pasties, SWAM IN THE SEA, got sunburned, visited the world's shittest museum, visited a brewery and sampled many beers, drank an awful lot and hung out with my mates in a big old cottage. Top stuff. Wish I didn't have to go back to work tomorrow.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 14:18, Reply)

NSDAP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 16:20, Reply)

kid dropped off
Birthday starts NOW
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 16:28, Reply)

Will there be... drinking?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 16:29, Reply)

shit no

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 16:30, Reply)

tbh I'm lashed already

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 16:31, Reply)

I have had a minimum of 4 pints every day for a week, and often quite a bit more
might take the night off, to be honest.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 16:32, Reply)

Good lad!
Just had my breakfast.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 16:32, Reply)

xxxx

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 16:33, Reply)

Happy birthday to you,
squashed tomato and stew,
you look like a monkeeeee,
thata lives in the zoo.

40th lols.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)

Thanks very much.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 16:38, Reply)

That was actually for Monty.
I take it back for you.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)

Thanks, Hun!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 16:59, Reply)

Bon aprés-midi, mon frere

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 16:28, Reply)

la rochelle Rodney, la rochelle

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 16:29, Reply)

Back from shopping
With a happy Doris.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 16:34, Reply)

Did you put a ring on it?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 16:35, Reply)

Hell no.
Got her some shoes.

Are you stateside now?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 16:38, Reply)

Yes, boss.
Just had a diner breakfast. Denver omelette!

It's only 8.30am.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Well you have fun sunshine.
How many eggs were in your omelette?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 16:41, Reply)

3 and a pile of nommy hash browns and toast and bottomless coffee and ice water.
I love this country.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 16:43, Reply)

What shit are you going to stare at today?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 16:45, Reply)

Going to pick up the RV in a couple of hours.
Going to a state park about 60 miles out of SF.

I am really excited. Like a big kid.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 16:48, Reply)

I'm well jel.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)

Am sitting in union sq having coffee

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 16:56, Reply)

jel

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 17:33, Reply)

I think my own political views are clear
b3ta.com/questions/fixtheworld/post1370156

Vote TEA!
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Wise words.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 16:42, Reply)