I so love proper travelling.
It's having to share a plane with these oiks who are on a package holiday I detest. Fucking working class. They don't evenhave a Lonely Planet guidebook ffs! Some of them even have the temerity to bring children!
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:21, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Well, that's just fucking RUDE.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)

Unsedated children should not be allowed on planes.
Neither should people under six foot, foreigners, or those that like to try to strike up conversations with other passengers.
( Kroney, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:24, Reply)

Surely you mean people OVER six foot?
With their stupid elbows and extra legroom.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)

what's the problem with short people on planes?
at least they don't kick the back of your fucking seat.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Without pandering to the lowest denominator, we can space seats out to a more civilised distance.

( Kroney, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)

No, that's fucking kids.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)

^peeeeeeddooooooo

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:29, Reply)

ssshhhhhh
Don't tell everyone. They'll all want one.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:31, Reply)

Okay then. I won't tell. I don't want those bad things to happen.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:32, Reply)

Travelling in scum class you deserve all you get.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:55, Reply)

I don't, generally
travel in scum class, that is.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:03, Reply)

Well - with anyone you don't know then.
Basically what I'm saying here is that I have a private jet.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:05, Reply)

I also have the Honda Liar Jet

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Do you get Frequent Liar points?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:12, Reply)

When I pop over to LA with Kylie and Rhianna, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:12, Reply)

Do you do your scouser impression, going
Eh! LA!

Or simply go for the immediate threesome, as I actually do with them?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:22, Reply)

I bum the pair of them inside out then wear Kylie as a condom to fuck Rhianna

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)

Racist...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:50, Reply)

i hate it when you get stuck next to/in front of a selfishly tall cunt
their legs poke under your seat, their knees poke into your back, their lanky elbows and arms poke everywhere, they make you nervous that they are going to poke their heads on the overhead lockers because they are just too big to be there...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:14, Reply)

Yeah, tall people *are* cunts aren't they?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:15, Reply)

who do you think i am, snow white?
go on, hop off
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:16, Reply)

LOOK IM JUST TRYING TO MAKE FRIENDS HERE OK

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:18, Reply)

i'm not im
first you put them in where they're not needed, then you take them out when they are...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)

Pervert

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:44, Reply)

STINKFINGER

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Worst Hokey Cokey ever

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Ahhh
THAT'S what its all about
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:52, Reply)

They're not as bad as fat cunts who spill over the arm rests.
Nobody got tall from self-negligence did they?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:22, Reply)

kroney did
he got to a normal height, forgot to stop growing. careless.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)

What if the people trying to strike up a conversation with you
are 2 19 year old lesbian bi curious members of the beach volley team who want you to teach them the ways of the penis...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Then apparently I'd be travelling on Porn Airways and all bets are off.

( Kroney, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:05, Reply)

*makes hand gestures*
The entrances are her, her and her
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:06, Reply)

officelol

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:10, Reply)

rofflecopters

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)

"before takeoff, please ensure the stewardesses are airtight"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Well played

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Aer cunniLingus

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:06, Reply)

JizzAir

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:14, Reply)

Sleazyjet

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:15, Reply)

Quimtas
or Quntas
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:21, Reply)

Cuntass YOU IDIOT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)

And how else is the second one pronounced FOOL!!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)

Quantas?
PRICK!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:51, Reply)

That's pronounced "koalas" you NUMPTY

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:56, Reply)

You clipped us with that one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:02, Reply)