Right, I'm going for a shit then I'm off out.
What are YOU doing after you've had a shit?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:10, 76 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Taking payment from YM

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)

YES!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

YM

( Peej, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)

YES!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Today I have drunk coffee, green tea, water, cherry coke AND diet coke.
I might have something 'fruity' next.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Darth?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Dunno who that is.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)

The fruitiest of the fruits

( Peej, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Can you drink it?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:17, Reply)

A Tribe Called Quests ill advised foray into the soft drinks market

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Yes but you have to suck it through a hose blindfolded

( Peej, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:33, Reply)

For a brief while I did think this was Darth's post-breakdown account.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Being chained to my desk til 5pm then all bets are off.
Well, not really as I already know what Im doing this weekend.

Fuck all. With added drinking, smoking, cooking, shopping.

Nice.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:17, Reply)

50 desks of grey

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Mexican wave on the fourth floor balcony, unless I can string it out long enough :(

( Kroney, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:17, Reply)

I'm actually sitting at my desk shaking my head at you having to do this
Can you not hit a fire alarm or something?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:18, Reply)

I'll get out of it somehow, sporto, worry ye not.

( Kroney, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Hide in the loo.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:25, Reply)

o uvre
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:29, Reply)

maybe the ridiculousness of it all will unite you as a team
maybe that was their plan all along, these managers of yours are thinking outside of the box. This could be just the kind of blue sky thinking your company needs to get all its ducks in a row, they've moved the goalposts and the bottom line is its a strategic fit for fast tracking into a no-brainer win-win scenario.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)

tggi^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:25, Reply)

I've just spewed hate-vomit all over my desk.

( Kroney, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:34, Reply)

+ synergies
No idea where to position it, but probably just anywhere will do.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:44, Reply)

then text me back, you gurning fuckwit
at least you'll look busy and important
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:39, Reply)

I found a video of YM
gizmodo.com/the-worlds-biggest-dump-truck-can-haul-a-staggering-50-1440666149
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Wiping my angry clacker

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:41, Reply)

Why so angry, Mr Clacker?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:45, Reply)

what's all this drama from last night then - battered and emvee being stepped??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:48, Reply)

I missed that.
Battered did post wrongofire's real name again yesterday and his post appears to have gone.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Ah no, it is still there
And Emvee appears to have named various others, including Battered.

Edit: www.b3ta.com/questions/lovehatebritain/post2110329
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Seems odd if that's the problem that the post hasn't been deleted?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:55, Reply)

I was just thinking I probably ought to go and hide them
if nobody else is going to do it. But I'd probably only get dog's abuse, so I'll leave it up to the qotw mods.

Ah, to have their powers...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:58, Reply)

who is Steve Mitchell then?
I reckon it's Swipe.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:56, Reply)

you think about me way too much

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:58, Reply)

B****D*** innit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Ringofyre? Rob Fairholme?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:59, Reply)

He appears to be Xzibit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:58, Reply)

seems dashed uncivilized to me
what are they hoping to achieve?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Trolling the trolls, I guess.
*shrugs*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:00, Reply)

im here for the japes and banter bayth, these flippen counts who get all "gggrrr" n'shizzle should have a flippen bacon butty and a can of tizer and calm the flip down or summat

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:02, Reply)

I wouldn't give any of these childish autists a sugar-filled fizzy drink.
They'd be smearing their own shit on the walls by lunchtime.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:06, Reply)

this ^ and that ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:06, Reply)

Kriss Kross ain't comin' off whack

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Naughty boys.
Why are people so hell bent on anonymity on here?
So people don't have ammunition to slag them off?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:01, Reply)

I'd rather my employers didn't find out how much of their time I spend on here.
That said, it wouldn't take a genius to work out my real name, if they were a regular here.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Can they not just look at your internet history?
Luckily I don't think mine that arsed, long as I get my work done.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Oh sure, they could find out all sorts of horrid things if they were bothered enough to look there.
But yeah, I'm paid to do a job, not clock up a specific amount of hours.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:09, Reply)

we've all posted Rob Fairholme's name, email address, business listing, phone number, linkedin profile and address.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:53, Reply)

I'm guessing
battered for posting someone's real name again

emvee, no idea
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:51, Reply)

For posting real names

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:56, Reply)

it's not difficult NOT to do that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:57, Reply)

I know, Helen, I know

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Then why has rory not been stepped?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Ask a MOD

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:59, Reply)

The real ones never come here

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Yeah
They are too fucking scared of us
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:01, Reply)

scared unaware
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:06, Reply)

tggi^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:07, Reply)

It rather smacks to me of being in school and finding out a teacher's first name

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:00, Reply)

I just assume everyone is called brian
that's ok isn't it Brian ?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:07, Reply)

*nods*
Bri
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:14, Reply)

I've avoided the Mexican wave.
Handily half our sites accidentally lost internet connection a few minutes before I was due to do it generating a massive volume of calls.

WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:00, Reply)

*plugs cable back in again*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:00, Reply)

That was extremely unfortunate.
I wonder how it happened?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Young Brian here used a Sabo
going back to 12th century practises
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:17, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:18, Reply)

I should have spelt that with a T though
my apologies
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:28, Reply)

I hope you've removed the relevant entries from the router's audit trail.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:18, Reply)

this reads like a euphemism for clipping your tagnuts

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:19, Reply)

That's probably a reason to fire you,
i'm gonna ring your boss.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:33, Reply)

^jealous because I'm employed^

( Kroney, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:37, Reply)

:(
yeah.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:38, Reply)

have you ever thought of doing
Bar work, there is always a need for miserable barstaff
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:50, Reply)

you know, i'm doing some work on the bar for a friend over the weekend, just for the cash,
it's pretty fucking depressing to have to fall back on it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Alright 'the new dr frog'?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:52, Reply)

look frog,
I'm pretty confident about this interview monday, so don't you think you can drop this yet.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 11:56, Reply)