Robots.
DO YOU like them?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:16, 96 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yes and no.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:17, Reply)

Only the sexy ones.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Fuck off back to Finsbury Park.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:21, Reply)

i DON'T GET IT.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:22, Reply)

You'd get it if you fucked off back to Finsbury Park.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:27, Reply)

I HAVE ONLY BEEN THERE ONCE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:27, Reply)

REALLY

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:27, Reply)

I'm suggesting that your fetish for sexy robots marks you out as an Emvee cockpuppet.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:29, Reply)

i DON'T THINK i HAVE ENCOUNTERED HIM APART FROM THE OCCOASIONAL REFERENCE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Also 'cockpuppet' is a smashing typo, that aptly describes this particular practice.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Using the fantastic 'search' facility I understand a little more WTF you're going on about.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:34, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/tantrums/post1683292

One of Rory's finest hours.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:38, Reply)

LOLZZ

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:40, Reply)

i don't feel I really KNOW them

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:21, Reply)

01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101111 01100110 01100110

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:22, Reply)

Bit harsh

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Byte harsh, too

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:26, Reply)

As long as they aren't part of a Michael Bay film.
Sub thread:

The Government are banning menthol cigarettes?! What the eff is that all about?
No kids smoke menthol.
Plus, freedom of choice?

I don't even smoke anymore and I think it's lunacy.
metro.co.uk/2013/10/08/menthol-cigarettes-and-packs-of-10-to-be-outlawed-4139732/
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:23, Reply)

MASSIVE BENDER UPSET^^^^^

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:26, Reply)

LUNACY!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:27, Reply)

I think it's to do with the fact that cigarette/tobacco smoking kills large numbers of people
For one reason or another it is quite difficult to just ban it outright, so governments for some time now have been employing various methods to reduce the numbers of people taking it up in the first place, so that ultimately those opposed to prohibition will eventually die and will not be replaced.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:31, Reply)

I suspect that GJ is more upset about banning menthols because he's a massive homo and menthols are only ever smoked by homos.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Well, Jase has always been open about his sexuality
But I suspect his upset over this is more to do with the fact that he has a tendency to form his opinions based on WHEREWILLTHEMADNESSEND!!! type tabloid journalism
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:37, Reply)

That and the fact that homos are notoriously highly strung.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:39, Reply)

I'M NOT FUCKING HIGHLY STRUNG, OK!!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:40, Reply)

I don't do the news much
last menthol I smoked was in 1998.

I agree that smoking is terrible but if people want to slowly kill themselves then it is their choice to do so. Warnings on packets etc are in place.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Is a Telegraph link any better?
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/10364709/EU-bans-packets-of-10-and-menthol-cigarettes.html
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:43, Reply)

And university students who REALLY don't want to have to crash them round

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:39, Reply)

have you ssen those fags that turn from normal to minty when you crush the filter? weird

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Yeah, they make a quite satisfying popping sound, a little like the noise when you break a baby's arm

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:46, Reply)

The power of Vicks vaporub

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:49, Reply)

seems battered isn't the only one who trawls mumsnet for topics
metro.co.uk/2013/10/09/mumsnet-asks-the-internets-weirdest-question-ever-do-you-have-a-penis-beaker-4140154/
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:31, Reply)

I use one to drink Taboo from.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:32, Reply)

^^ Bender

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:41, Reply)

This site is full of penis beakers.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Apposite as ever, Dr P

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:38, Reply)

beakers ponchos
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Mumsnet is mental
My wife's major use of her iPad is laughing at it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:16, Reply)

And posting questions about your penis beaker

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:19, Reply)

I might have another coffee

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:42, Reply)

this is a cry for help btw ^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Tea has more caffeine I think

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:50, Reply)

Tea leaves contain more caffeine than coffee beans, but a cup of coffee contains more caffeine than a cup of tea
HTH xx
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)

Where would I be without you?!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Lost, confused and furious at the newspapers

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:59, Reply)

You're doing the world a service.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:06, Reply)

shush
i just had a LOVELY lunch with kroney
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Sounds nice,
Where did you have lunch?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:44, Reply)

Pizza Express
PJ is out on swipes balcony now smoking a rollie and wiping his cock on the curtains
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:45, Reply)

I have clicked 'I like this!'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:47, Reply)

which is ironic, because NOBODY LIKES YOU
yeah. i went there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:48, Reply)

the voucher put me off

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:47, Reply)

just a fullers - we all had PIES
one guinea fowl, one homity, one venison and one chicken curry
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:48, Reply)

I want pie,
I reckon I might put the rest of the venison stew in a pie.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:51, Reply)

that sounds like a good plan
pies are a rare treat, but they are GOOD.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)

i see, so PJ came all the way to lOndon and didn't invite anyone else to lunch
I knew he was a prick but really
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:44, Reply)

he invited everyone but you.

( wanderlust, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:46, Reply)

^ this ^
also, hello gorgeous girl
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:47, Reply)

-_________________________-

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:47, Reply)

alright?

( wanderlust, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:49, Reply)

full of pie :(
see you SOON please?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:50, Reply)

yes please.
I'm on days next week so one evening then?
( wanderlust, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:51, Reply)

definitely - i think wednesday post gym would work, if it suits you and if you can cope with me having wet hair!!
will text you x
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:55, Reply)

maybe have a shower after your session

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:56, Reply)

hence the wet hair
you rude boy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Can you not take a hint?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:52, Reply)

shut up, she loves me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Yeah, yeah, yeah

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:55, Reply)

now imma be singing that all day

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:56, Reply)

You know you should be glad

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:57, Reply)

totes do bbz xx

( wanderlust, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:57, Reply)

I remeber when you were nice, before Monty poisoned your young mind with his "everything is shit except Hawkwind" attitude

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Yeah, I was invited too and I don't even live in London.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:48, Reply)

I invited everyone but nobody turned up :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:48, Reply)

clcikn dis

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:51, Reply)

clickin dis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:46, Reply)

PJ and Kroney are robots???

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:44, Reply)

where is Kroney anyway, tah gallic gaylord

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:46, Reply)

in the pub with pj
can't you read?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:46, Reply)

yeah well I hope the EDL kcik his french head in

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:48, Reply)

is he a muzzer as well as a surrenderwog?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:49, Reply)

he fled france cos he can't wear a full burka to hide his hideous visage

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:51, Reply)

England's full
No more mosques, no more Muslim peedo's, respect are laws.

NFSE.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:52, Reply)

picking swipe up off'f her face from fleet street after a liquid lunch down 'the cheese'
carnt you read ??!!!???
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:49, Reply)

HEY
i haven't had a single voddie since..... thu last week!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:50, Reply)

doubles-up all round eh?
and a cheeky hip flask shaped hole in a well thumbed copy of 'Paralegalling For Dummies' no doubt
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:53, Reply)

clickin dis

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)

it took me three reads to work out that you weren't talking about paragliding...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Glad that wasn't just me.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Lucky she was wearing that balloon hat, or she would've had her face bayshed in

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:50, Reply)

flucken game-changen man
these bayshers make up for what they lack in stones and oats with practical forethought
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:55, Reply)

He's had a drink

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:50, Reply)

ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:50, Reply)

whoa whoa whoa
it's not my fault that your question sucked more donkey dick than your mum and grandmas put together
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:51, Reply)

I have thoughfully created a new one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:09, Reply)

I like the robots in the video for All is Full of Love

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 13:43, Reply)