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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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whether i get it at 7am or 9am or any time in between, it's rammed full of cunts.
the lift thing drives me bonkers. although the design of our building is partly to blame; the stairs are really tucked away, and people forget about them.
alt: "this is 40" and "i give it a year". i like romcoms.
alt: cinema and dinner tonight, fish and chips tomorrow, might cook a lasagne or some sausages on sunday.
( , Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:35, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

anyway, where do i say that it isn't vegetarian lasagne and sausages?
( , Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:43, Reply)

Just because I don't bleat about it on here it doesn't mean there's nothing to bleat about.
You dig?
( , Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:46, Reply)

hence the hamster substitute
( , Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:47, Reply)

you've bleated on about your ex often enough. if there were a current, you would bleat. bleat like a bitch.
plus, you know, you look like a monk with a hamster stuffed up his poo pipe.
( , Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:49, Reply)

You seem to have a bit of an obsession. Soz Swiples, I operate a strict 'no fat chicks' policy.
( , Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:53, Reply)

( , Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:02, Reply)

I don't blame you for throwing yourself under that bus the other week, your crippling loneliness and self-loathing of your bloated and corpulent frame would drive lesser women to terminal despair.
( , Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:05, Reply)

try dressing normally and not being so weird and you MIGHT pop your cherry
( , Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:09, Reply)

That's more your thing, right?
( , Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:12, Reply)

you might as well cut it off, frankly.
( , Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:36, Reply)

Thankfully.Although the Metro is probably the same although not as dark.
( , Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Same can be said of lifts
( , Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Rather than turning around so like everyone else you face the door, simply stand looking in at them all for the whole journey. It is very funny
( , Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:05, Reply)
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