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Friday afternoon and no work tomoz. Hold on, no work today for me anyway.
Going to Santa Barbera after breakfast mountain today.
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I went whale watching in Iceland and saw fuck all so I hope you do better than me.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 15:44,
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The one I went on only supplied sick bags.That's not nearly as good is it? I don't even *drink* sick.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 15:48,
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Speeling lols. Stupid iPad. Oh, it knows how to spell iPad. Stupid Steve Jobbs.
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I have an aunty Barbera, she's proper batshit crazy, once claimed to invent "Why did the chicken cross the road". True story.Meemmemememmememememememem #makingeverythingaboutme.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:46,
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Why are you posting on here whilst on holiday you queer?Have you proposed yet?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 15:53,
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Is he going to?Hang on, he's still married.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 15:57,
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Put it this way, both his CEO and me assumed that he was going to, holiday of a lifetime and all that. He can work through his dv before tying the knot, better not leave it too long though, she won't want to see him with only one foot on her special day.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:04,
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It'll be cheaper for the wedding shoes though(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:05,
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There's something I normally do around this time, everyday...........................(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 15:50,
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I'm knackered. I've had to, like, work quite hard this week, and everything.It's fucking awful.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 15:54,
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I've had to do that. Only today, but I'm just not used to it.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 15:55,
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Grow a pair, matei.imgur.com/ZKSIke4.gif
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 15:55,
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That's gross.I bet that gentleman's poor.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 15:57,
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want a laugh?I was (very) briefly (indeed) in this band:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVxjvzJ9f_M
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 15:56,
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I quite like the music but the singer is bent(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 15:58,
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He was my DJ partner for years, one of my best pals - but yeah, bent(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:10,
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'I have a great idea! Lets put MASSIVE REVERB on EVERYTHING! It can be 'our sound'!'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 15:59,
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He's a very 'intense guy' is old Hames.Now a top-flite photographer:
hamishbrown.com/
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:09,
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I am flagging like a merchant seaman on deckI NEED RED WINE
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:00,
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haha Alilolz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:02,
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Not even in my top ten garlicky dips(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:03,
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:(I quite liked the Ali pun, it doubled for Both Campbell & and smelly food eater
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:06,
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/ot is already mortally woundedThis thread may just kill it off
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:00,
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^THIS^WITH A BIG FAT COCK.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:11,
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Yeah - a pint - and be quick about it.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:48,
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^ Alcoholism is ruining this man's family.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:11,
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Nah. Back home now, cleaning & tidying up, quiet night in before I have my daughter for the weekend. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:15,
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^ Internet shut-in(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:48,
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No pub for me. It's only 8.20am. Hang on, I'm on holiday. I can do what I like.
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WHY DON'T YOU TELL US AGAIN HOW YOU ARE ON HOLIDAY?!or get the fuck off the internet and have your holiday.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:21,
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He'll be tagging his missus in a FB status even though she's sat across from him(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:22,
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There's a couple I know who constantly converse on Twitter despite being in the same room.It's unsettling.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:23,
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The end is in sight40 minutes of the slowest movement in time ever before I can sack this shit off for two whole days.
Let's DO THIS!
Shit off.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:22,
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I'm outta here at quarter toToday can GTF
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:24,
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And now I have to suffer some god awful, slow Hip Hop shitewhich sounds like it's being 'sang' by someone in the throws of a Valium overdose
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:29,
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NoI was going to nip for a quick pint, but baby tangle has ruined it by falling asleep.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:39,
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Unfortunately I am in-car(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:47,
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always keep a bottle in the car mate, that's standard.Im embarrassed for you
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:53,
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Forgot to replace it this morning after driving to work didn't I(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:56,
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oh for goodness sake, do I have to do everything for you?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:36,
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It's nearly 5 o'clock on a Friday and I'm working! What is the world coming to?In other news, SAP and Salesforce are the worst, non-user-friendly pieces of shitty computer software ever inflicted on humanity. I'd love to meet the programmers of these abominations and spend some quality time with them, some restraints, corrosive liquids and power tools. Cunts.
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