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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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BACON CHAT.
Best grilled or fried?
How many rashers for the perfect bacon sandwich?
Streaky? Back? Middle?
Smoked or unsmoked?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:07, 124 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Grilled, 4, Back, Smoked. NO BUTTER.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Great. After saggy twat chat, bacon chat.
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Hang around
It'll be cheese and wine chat soon enough.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:16, Reply)
best in the fucking bin
disgusting cholesterol laden fatty sack of shit

AND THE BACON
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:09, Reply)
So you won't put bacon in your mouth, but you did put Chompy's cheesy cock in your mouth.
You weird mess.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:14, Reply)
because vodka

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:19, Reply)
Shit booze drank by loose fannie old trouts who want to look 'classy'.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:21, Reply)
See also: Rose wine.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Did his cum face look like this?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:22, Reply)
TAKE IT AWAY TAKE IT AWAY TAKE IT AWAY
seriously this shit is fucking sick :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:23, Reply)
HA!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:24, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:29, Reply)
That's not rabies-foam around his mouth....

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:30, Reply)
oh FFS!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:33, Reply)
Don't you mean "Oh bloody hell!".
You should be pleased, he's got no regard whether what time of the month it is.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Mozzarella and tomato?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:34, Reply)
I have clicked 'I like this!'.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:34, Reply)
I have absolutely no idea.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:11, Reply)
Shut up.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:12, Reply)
Pardon?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:13, Reply)
Best left in the fucking supermarket where it belongs.
It's fucking rank.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:12, Reply)
imma pray 4 u

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Solutionize THIS challenge, teamsters!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:13, Reply)
+ using blue sky thinking.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:15, Reply)
oh internet :(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Ha ha.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:15, Reply)
I buy whatever bacon's on offer
it always turns out to be bacon so I'm usually happy. There's the potential for 'oak-sideboard-smoked-pearwood-bacon cheeks' to be the best bacon ever but I'll not know till someone else serves it up for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Warm ciabatta, crispy bacon and fried red onions.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Well, this is a TOP thread, and no mistake.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Once, right, I ate a whole meal, right, get this, with NO MEAT in it at all.
And, see, the weird thing was, right, it was, y'know, like, alright.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:18, Reply)
the chef must have been thrilled with your gratitude
or did you cook it yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:19, Reply)
I wasn't aware you were gay

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:19, Reply)
Neither was I! It was a revelation I can tell you.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:21, Reply)
*withdraws*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:21, Reply)
YES!!!!
tangles and i have ANOTHER convert to our GLORIOUS CAUSE of yurt-baked lentils and home stewed yoghurt.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:22, Reply)
eff dat.
I still fucking love a big plate of sausages.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:23, Reply)
nothing gay about you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Soon we'll all be living together in one big yurt commune sharing free love and hummus.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:23, Reply)
but not at the same time
i don't think spunk topped houmous will ever be a best seller.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:26, Reply)
It couldn't make it any worse.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:27, Reply)
omg you don't like houmous?
i bloody LOVE houmous
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:31, Reply)
You mis-spelt "humongous" again

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:36, Reply)
that too

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:36, Reply)
Maybe that's where you're going wrong, Froggy.
Try chasing cock instead of flange, and you might have more luck.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:22, Reply)
HEY! I HAVE LOADSA LUCK WIV DA BIRDS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:24, Reply)
^Bitchfinder General^

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:25, Reply)
HAHAHA! How lovely!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Really?
REALLY?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:25, Reply)
Well, No, obviously. :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:26, Reply)
chins up
you only need one
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:31, Reply)
One what?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:34, Reply)
ONE BIRD, YOU MUPPET

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:36, Reply)
Not really bothered.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:40, Reply)
i can see how you are such a clungehound
with such a sexy attitude to sex
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:44, Reply)
Quick knee trembler in an alleyway whilst waiting for a pizza works for me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:45, Reply)
that's fucking disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:49, Reply)
Nice to meet you too.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:50, Reply)
did you at least pay for the pizza?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:57, Reply)
I'm sure I would have offered.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Freak.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:20, Reply)
And I chose not to have meat when I could have. Well weird innit?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:22, Reply)
there must have been flange involved
you were trying to impress someone, weren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Nope. I was just hungry.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:24, Reply)
yeah yeah yeah

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:25, Reply)
Me too, I can take it or leave it.
I reckon about 50% of my meals are veggie-friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:25, Reply)
I love meat but it's a sad truth I think I have to admit that I could live without it.
It's the old 'meat or beer' scenario, where I would always choose beer.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Chorizo

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:20, Reply)
in an omelette!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:20, Reply)
chomlette

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Steady on, you'll remind her of the missed opportunity she had
to bear a litter of chomplettes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:21, Reply)
why why why
of all the posts WHY did i have to click "i like this" instead of reply?

BLEURGH.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:23, Reply)
How Freudian.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:23, Reply)
POTD.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:23, Reply)
CHOMPLTTES!
they could form a suburban dance group where drop some moves to chart topping "rap music" whilst wearing their signature pleather jackets!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:24, Reply)
Throwing their shit down on the mean streets of MK's suburban jungle

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:26, Reply)
gangs of them on bikes writing sarcastic graffiti and hanging out at "Game"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:27, Reply)
Shoplifting 20/20 to stick it to The Man

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:28, Reply)
Heaven forbid those Aylesbury playerz come sniffing around in Darren's Punto
or there'll be a roundabout turf war of the likes that haven't been seen since the Battle of Cineworld in 2002, RIP soldierz
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Dunno, could be that the Chomplette's will be too busy writing sarcastic beat poetry
protesting the faster rate of house price rises compared to the average income of an NHS statistician.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:32, Reply)
I HOPE YOU TWO ARE ENJOYING YOURSELVES HERE

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:36, Reply)
"No dears, you mean 'bitches ARE hatinG with a G'"

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:45, Reply)
Doesn't work with bacon, sorry

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:20, Reply)
I fucking hate the word "guru".

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Are you Joshing?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:25, Reply)
Streaky, battered, fried, smoked in a cayke that's been fried in bacon fat

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Bacon smells better than it tastes
something something swipeys minge something something
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:23, Reply)
I find the same with coffee.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:24, Reply)
i hope you are referring to the bacon and not my bacon bits

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:25, Reply)
The one time I met you,
I definitely could not smell your 'bits'
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:26, Reply)
She wouldn't let you, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:27, Reply)
I should have tried vodka.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:28, Reply)
yeah, that would have done it
disclaimer: you're lovely, but it would never have done it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:32, Reply)
So that's what goes on at these 'bashes' eh?
*avoids*
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:29, Reply)
cock drawings, baloon hats, pizza and humming-and-harring when the bill arrives

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:43, Reply)
When you put it like that, it does appear to be the stuff dreams are made of.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:46, Reply)
you don need to tell me twice Oakey

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:47, Reply)
It all depends on the context, but without a doubt, the fat must be crispy and new chewy.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Fried, 3, Back, Smoked.
Needs some black pudding in there as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Grilled, 4, back, unsmoked
add at least 2 fried eggs and a couple of decent butchers sausages.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:33, Reply)
I had an excellent sandwich on Saturday
3 rashers of smoked bacon, 2 sausages, two eggs and some chestnut mushrooms.

FUCKING NOM
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:45, Reply)
^ FAT CUNT ^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:45, Reply)
id fuck that sammich sports
top drawer my man
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:52, Reply)
It was fantastic, I cannot lie

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:55, Reply)
Feeed me, Seymour
I ent got a fluffen clue about beer-can, alls I know is the baysh is nigh and you can bet your bottom dollar imma clucken holdin on. You prbs need a dippy egg in there somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:35, Reply)
so, like say if you witnessed som ekinda 'infidelity' going on at one of your bayshes
what would your reaction be?

lady baytans, say if you met a blokey baytan and he was a total spunk but married all tae fuck, would you still try to rub crotches? have you fucks got a moral compass or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:46, Reply)
Paragons of moral virtue, Reg.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:48, Reply)
You ninja cunt

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:48, Reply)
My keyboard slipped.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:49, Reply)
i think he has an alarming obsession with bashes
that's what i thinks
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:48, Reply)
knowing yer oats is all about forethought n shit
i don enter stuff lightly my dear *lascivious winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:50, Reply)

grilled, 3, either, smoked.
(RonSwanson, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:48, Reply)

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