to a certain extent youse counts has sometyhing approaching a personality going on for yerselves
in certain cases....e, I dunno, I got distracted for a moment.
You're like the bash street kids I guess and well, hell, I'll subscribe to your comic library every weeek cos you counts bring teh funny more than you fluck me right off so its a good investemtn.

What keeps the rest of you coming back?

Alt: I think swipe fancies me, what baytan poster do you think secretly wants to do the hunka chunka with you?

AltaLT: Embarrass yourselves or summat
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:00, 123 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Most of 'em'd have a go on me if I let 'em, Reg. I'm hot shit.

( Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:01, Reply)

i don doubt it joe, fill yer boots man

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:02, Reply)

Can't Reg, I've got some shame unlike most of these heifers.
It'd be all sweat and regret.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:03, Reply)

elixir of life right there joe, life in the suck innit

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:48, Reply)

It's true, I'd fuck Kroney given half a chance

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:02, Reply)

There's a reason I give Cov a wide berth.

( Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:04, Reply)

Lol to sarcastic beat poetry btw

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:09, Reply)

I quite like this that you might like.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvN2Xqcderw
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:06, Reply)

My brother and I wanted to tag team you
but you seemed pretty keen to pay the bill and get rid of us. It could have been wonderful Kroney!
( Peej, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:07, Reply)

High fives and winks
and orange slices for when you change ends at half time?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:31, Reply)

I'd crawl on my hands and knees over broken glass just to wank on your shadow, mate.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:22, Reply)

I don't know why you've dedicated yourself to science, when you've so obviously got the heart of a poet.

( Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Alt: I'm deffo in with rory
That's what keeps me coming back.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:03, Reply)

Boredom.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:07, Reply)

Battered definitely looks up to me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:08, Reply)

But Kroney looks down on you

( Peej, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:10, Reply)

so which one is john cleese?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:11, Reply)

The wakkiest one

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:16, Reply)

You can tell when I have no work on, because I post lots
But usually its a few post a day.

Alt. I didn't think any did but after last week, swipey fo deffos

Alt Alt. I do a pretty good job of that already
( Peej, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:09, Reply)

Watch out there, queef chat indicated she's carrying around a wind sock in her drawers.

( Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:12, Reply)

Queen Laqueefa

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Very good

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:17, Reply)

I really am

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:18, Reply)

Queef Moon

( Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:19, Reply)

Penelope Queef

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:19, Reply)

Queefer Sutherland

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:20, Reply)

She makes a fabulous Queef Wellington

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:20, Reply)

DIE DIE DIE

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:21, Reply)

now now, I ent got no queef with you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:22, Reply)

ARGH

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:24, Reply)

And I heard it through the grape vine we're even queefing now
After all the years we've been down - Ain't no way no how, this bullshit can't be true
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:28, Reply)

+ top

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:22, Reply)

Fish with Queef Floyd.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Barack Obama, Commander in Queef

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:25, Reply)

Queef Wiggum

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:27, Reply)

She's a Queefy Lover
So I've heard.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:27, Reply)

Armageedon was on last night
but to be honest I prefer Queef Impact
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:29, Reply)

Morgan Queefman's in that isn't he?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Its like waving a matchstick up Market Jew Street

( Peej, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:16, Reply)

wind sock dead Sarlacc
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:18, Reply)

steady on
i said better looking than i thought.

you don't know what i was expecting.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:21, Reply)

ZING
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2118602#post2118625

You said "You are good looking"

Not that I am better looking than a deformed cave troll.
( Peej, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:27, Reply)

because you're not
hth
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:28, Reply)

Fuck off fat fingers
Mind you, with fingers that fat you may be the only one capable of touching the sides of Swipey cavernous minge. Every cloud and all that.
( Peej, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:30, Reply)

There are clouds in ther?
Wow I knew it was big, I never guessed it had it's own microclimate
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:31, Reply)

i post between tasks at work
clears my head from one file to the next.

alt: feck orf, neckless.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:20, Reply)

are you coming to the baysh?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:25, Reply)

I wish the keys on a keyboard weren't so close together, I reckon spreading them out a bit would prevent loads of typos

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:24, Reply)

I might invent this and take it to Dragons den, so don't steal it please

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:24, Reply)

or you could just not have such fat fingers

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:25, Reply)

but I like bacon wrapped chorizo cayke too much

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:26, Reply)

I neva 'ad so much trouble when phones 'ad propa buttons on 'em an 'ting.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:27, Reply)

Think you need one of these
www.gokeytech.com/images/Plus-Color-QWERTYjpg.jpg
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Oooh, I like ity
Do you reckon they could add it to my laptop?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Easy, just glue it on top of the existing one and plug in the back.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:35, Reply)

Ape at the beach

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:35, Reply)

I dunno
In spite of my best efforts, I have never met any b3tans.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:28, Reply)

lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:28, Reply)

I once got my weewee out

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:35, Reply)

Bash Street Kids is a bit old skool innit?
I'd like to think we were more trendy than that.

I come back for the banter and lovely warm reception I always receive.
Also, the bitching, backstabbing and general cuntishness.

alt. I reckon the girls would love a try at turning me.

altalt. I'm having another go at google+. I recok that's pretty cringe worthy.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:37, Reply)

Afternoon King Chut

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:37, Reply)

King Chut's Wah Wah Hut.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:38, Reply)

I had to throw out some chutney over the weekend, I hope they weren't related

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:42, Reply)

4eva in arr hartz
Could you not have given it to a shelter, like they do with Marmite now?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:43, Reply)

check em, you know it, bro.
Tired this day. Kept waking up for no reason last night.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:43, Reply)

Sore bumhole?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:43, Reply)

NO DELIVERIES IN THE TRADESMANS!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Taking or making

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:44, Reply)

I fucking conked out last night
Proper coma
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:43, Reply)

yeah sorry about the whole, "switching off the life support thing"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:46, Reply)

*haunts*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:46, Reply)

I kept waking up last night
for the exact reason that the stupid cunts in the old folks home across the road set of the fire alarm again. For the 5th time this month. At 3am. And then took 90 minutes to turn it off.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:47, Reply)

near where my parents live is an old folks home, directly opposite is a Coop funeral directors

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:51, Reply)

im not one for hiding shizz chuts
its all on a plate or nothin from me

I've got a few miles on the clock f'sure but in a few weeks tie ill be part of the inner baysh clique so its all flucken gravy from then on in
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:47, Reply)